Slayers skit !
Dialogue:
*Amelia and Fillia walk in from stage right, Naga walk in from stage left, Amelia and Fillia engaged in conversation *
Fillia: Can you believe her? She orders triple portions of everything on the menu, orders 5 bottles of the most expensive wine, than to top it off double portions of everything on the desert menu. And does she offer to pay a single penny of the bill? No of course not she leaves it all to me once again!
Amelia: You're right filia-san! Lina shouldn't make you pay for all of that! I shall find her and make her pay for her ill gotten goods *pose* justice will be ser... *bumps into Naga and stumbles falling back on butt*
*Amelia takes a long glance up towards Naga than quickly rises to her feet and glomp's Naga * Amelia: Gracia Onee-chan!!!!!
Fillia: Amelia! You don't honestly believe that this scantily clad woman who is dressed like a common street courtesan to be your dear sister do you?
*Amelia turns to Fillia * Amelia: But…
Naga: Ooooohohohoho what sort of reckless person would dare oppose the worlds most beautiful intelligent and powerful sorceress, the incomparable Naga the White Serpent?!
*Fillia throws her fists down and clenches them tightly as her tail rises up her back she speaks with an angry face*
Fillia: I am Fillia Ul Copt Priestess of the Fire Dragon King, how dare you speak to me that way harlot?
Naga: Oooohohohohoho a mere priestess speaking that way to the white serpent the most powerful sorceress in the world...even better then Lina Inverse?Ooooohohohoho
*Amelia removes her arms from Naga and slowly begins to walk backwards, her place slightly quickening as she get's farther away and stops a few feet away*
Amelia: O-nee-chan?
Fillia: grrrr I am a Golden Dragon i don't have to take this! *Fillia turns to face Amelia * and Amelia get some backbone you're a princess start acting like one!
*Xelloss enters from stage right and stops just behind Amelia as she takes another step backwards, she jumps in shock and turns to face Xelloss*
Amelia: M-Mr. Xelloss.. w- what are you doing here ?
Fillia: YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
Xellos: That… is a secret! *Xellos leans forward and steals a kiss from Filia and quickly walks off *
*Filia blinks than pulls her giant mace from under her robe and chases after Xellos * GET BACK HERE YOU DANM MONSTER!
*Amelia sighs * Mr. Xellos never learns does he? *Amelia walks off stage *
*Naga stares blankly for a few seconds than turns to the audiece*
Naga: Oooohohohohoho they were no match for the great and powerful Naga the serpent!