Say It

by magpieinthesky

Set in a vague future-type environment: the gang go to see "The Vagina Monologues" and discuss. Rating is for a couple of harsh, sexually derived words. Three-drabble response to HIMYM TBBT100 challenge: Curse Words.

1. Because He Liked to Look at It

"Lily, if you put that play on, I would watch you any time," Barney smirked as they walked out of the theater.

"Nice try, Barney, but as you saw, no one actually showed her vagina; each actress just talked about them," Ted corrected.

"Well, I would support Lily if she did perform in the Monologues, especially considering how empowering they are," Marshall smiled at Lily.

Robin rolled her eyes. "Marshall, you're such a Bob."

Marshall and Lily shared a loving glance and grinned.

"Woah, Marshall! You like to look at it!? Twat stare five!"

The other four glared. "BARNEY!"

"What?"