VEGGIE TALES
WHAT INSTRUMENT?
"Hey Larry," said Bob. "Yes, Bob," Larry said. "We should really think of the instrument you're gonna play for the theme song," Bob mentioned. Both of them them stood there silently for a while, pondering the possibilities. "I GOT IT!" Yelled Bob, " what about a saxophone?" Bob stood there motionless staring at Larry anxiously "Um Bob," Larry said, " I don't have arms." "Oh right. Hmm," Bob stood there with a puzzled look on his face. " Okay, what about this? A guitar," once again Bob was staring at Larry. " No arms." Larry mentioned. " A piano?" Bob had hope in his voice. "No Arms." "Right, right," Bob said. "Okay, I'm sure this'll work," He said, " a flute?" "Seriously Bob, consider the fact that I HAVE NO ARMS!" Larry shouted. " A GLOCKENSPIEL!?" Bob said. " Alright, then I'll go ride my imaginary pony through the field of lollipops," Larry said, very sarcastically. "There's no need to be rude," Bob said with a frown on his face. Just then Junior entered the scene. " Whatcha guys arguing about?" Junior questioned. " Bob keeps forgetting I don't have arms," Larry stated. " That's not the whole story," Bob stated, "I, I mean we were trying to think of an instrument for Larry to play for the theme song, but Larry is being difficult and turns down every GOOD idea I have." "Good idea are you kidding? Your idea's were so bad you yourself don't even know how bad they are," Larry said. Larry and Bob start bickering. "STOP!" Junior yells, " Qwerty, will you please inform me on the situation?" " Bob and Larry were brainstorming ideas for Larry's solo in the theme music, Junior" Qwerty said. " Oh for the love of everything that is right in this world, Larry just play the violin," Junior suggested. " Junior," Larry said, "I would if I had ARMS! What's up with you people not realizing I have no arms, neither do you, Junior, or you , Bob, not even Larry Boy has arms!" Larry mentioned. Junior exits the scene as Mr. Lunt enters. " Bob, Larry, I couldn't help but hear your dilemma, but I'm here to help," Mr. Lunt said, "accordions are great fun, you should play the theme song it." "Oh forget it," Larry gives up. "A TUBA!!!!!" someone yells. "Who are you," Larry Questions. "I'm your conscience." The mystery voice said. "Oh I have a conscience,"Larry said. Just then Bob pulls Dr. Archibald out from behind Qwerty "Dr. Archibald! I have a conscience!" Larry said with great excitement. "No Larry that was me," he said. "YOU'RE MY CONSCIENCE!?" Larry said. "NO YOU IDIOT I WAS PRETENDING! But I wasn't kidding about the tuba," Dr. Archibald said. "Good idea," said Bob, "I have a tuba in my dressing room." " I'm going to play the tuba, I'll look silly," Larry said.
FIVE MINUTES LATER....
"I can't believe I'm going to play the tuba, I look silly," Larry said. "You look fine no GO!" Bob Shouted.
Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with potatoes, Up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you! All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales! Bob: Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be All: VeggieTales! Junior: Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
All: VeggieTales! Larry: Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half and hour!
All: VeggieTales! All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTales
THE END =D