Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything that's related to it. I do, however, own 4 Inuyasha manga books and a few fanfics.

I'm back to bring you a new story! Yes, as you have known already, this is a Sango/Miroku, since I only write stories about them.

The title means "I am a demon exterminator... and half-demon". Guess what?! i just gave the plot away again!

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Watashi wa Youkai Taijiya… to Hanyou

~Prologue~

Sango ran at her top speed to dodge Naraku's Illusionary Death attack. She was almost out of his range, but he had gotten a hold of her foot, and dragged her to the ground.

"Aieeeeee!" she screamed.

"Sango!" Miroku yelled.

He immediately ran to her side, and smashed the vines apart, freeing her.

"Daijibou-ka?" he asked.

Sango nodded her head, and stood up. Miroku released a sigh of relief, and turned his attention back to the battle.

Naraku swung a vine at them again, but they had leaped from its path in time.

"Fools…" he smirked.

A vine appeared from behind Sango, and dumped a bottle full of purple powder onto her. Then it disappeared again.

"Kagura, Kanna, Hakudoushi," Naraku called to his minions, "our task is fulfilled… for now. Let's leave."

Kagura, Kanna, and Hakudoushi, who were distracting Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome, created a barrier, and left with Naraku, who had disappeared with a "poof" of miasma.

"Sango, Daijibou-ka?" Miroku asked Sango, seeing her covered with the purple powder.

She nodded her head again. Kirara muzzled her mistress's leg with her cheek.

"Demo… This stuff is weird," she reported. "I think I inhaled some of it in, but I don't feel myself weakling, or any discomfort at all."

"What is he up to?" Inuyasha growled.

"We don't know anything," Kagome replied, "but I guess all we can do is to wait and see."

Miroku held Sango's hands in his, and stared into her face.

"Don't worry, Sango, I won't let anything bad happen to you," he told her.

"A-arigato, Houshi-sama," she smiled, blushing.

Then she felt a hand on where it isn't suppose to be, and saw that only one of his hands was holding her, which meant…

"You sukebe houshi!" she screamed, smacking him with a fist, "I thought you said you won't let anything bad happen to me, and that meant that wandering hand of yours too!"

"Ahh… I'm in trouble," he sighed.

The rest of them sighed, and nodded their heads.

"Baka…" Shippo sighed.

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