"Hello Tino!"
"Arthur!" Tino called out happily, he was hanging upside down from a tree.
Tino flipped off of the branch, and landed before Arthur.
"Happy 3 Kings' Day." Arthur said cheerfully, as he handed Tino a small box.
"Ooh, what is it?"
"Why don't you open it up and find out?"
"Alright!" Tino tore off the wrapping to find some delicious salamakki. "Awesome! Salamakki! This stuff is delicious, would you like some?"
"Mmm…ah to heck with it why not?"
Arthur and Tino each took a piece of the salty candy.
As the candy began to digest while they sat against the tree, they squinted there eyes as the sky turned bright Kelly green and the grass a bubble gum pink!
"Whoa! Look Arthur it's a candy cane rainbow!" Tino giggled giddily.
"That's not possible! Candy canes aren't rainbow colored."
"Then you haven't seen some of the candy canes that Alfred gave me."
"Hey Tino do you see that! It looks like a Chupacabra!"
"A what?" Tino asked gazing at the grotesque creature.
"It's a creature from Spain or Mexico, gawd I don't know."
Then the sky turned a violent red-orange, and purple and yellow tornado started up, and Arthur grabbed Tino's hand and they ran off trying to escape from there. "RUN!" They both yelled at each other.
"Arthur look out! The rat-faced moose is going to get us!"
Arthur turned to what used to be a tornado, to find that just as Tino had said, a giant rat headed-moose was charging after them, with the wings of a great white eagle!
"Oh bloody hell!"
"Arthur I'm scared!" Tino said tears in his eyes.
"Don't worry, I'll protect you Tino!" Arthur swore as, they got picked up by the strange monster and were pitched like a football and as the wind took hold of them they danced to music that seemed vaguely similar to that of a famous Christmas ballet play thing on ice.
A green faced witch flew past them cackling, "I'll get you my pretties!"
"I DUMPED YOU BERTHILDA! MY MAGIC IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER BELIEVE!" Arthur screamed.
"Batter's up!" Tino called and Arthur pitched the ball over head while blowing a big pink bubble, with his cap on backwards.
Tino smashed the ball, and called out, "GOAL!" And started running and made all four bases, and then shouted, "TOUCH DOWN! I'm going to Hetalialand!"
"Today's forecast is rain, raining cats and dogs that is!" Arthur laughed.
"Arthur, I'm pregnant and my water broke!" Tino yelled with an overly large belly.
"No! NO! This can't be possible you're a guy! This has to be a dream!" Arthur shouted.
"NOOOOO!" Both guys yelled as they awoke from their strange dream.
"Where the hell did you get those candies!"
"It was a gift from Fr-," Then it came to him, "Francis! That bloody wanker jacked us up on some kind of bloody shrooms or something! He must've had then custom made!"
Tino sighed, "The world may never know."
Arthur and Tino turned to the audience and bowed and made their leave.