Don't like dont read. So back up. Take a deep breath, and think about what you're doing.

Wtf am I talking about. Just sit back and enjoy.

P.s. No one was killed in the making of this fanfic, and I dont own any of these characters.

Harry Potter thoughts on all the fanfics.

"what am I doing with lavender?"

"what am I doing with ron?"

"what am I doing with hermione?"

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH DRACO? OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!"

"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH SN... AHHH!! AHHH!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!"

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL AM I DOING WITH DRACO AND SNAPE?"

Hermione Grangers.

"okay. Yeah. What the hell!shock WHAT THE FUCK!anger I'M GONNA KILL THE LITTLE HOE!!"

"OH COME ON! WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU!!"

"DRACO!! DRACO!! DRACO!!crys

(She tried to kill someone so I stopped her at that fanfic.)

Ronald Weasly.

"WHY IS HERMIONE WITH MALFOY?"

"well I guess lavenders okay."

"why am I screwing harry?"

"WHY THE HELL AM I PREGNANT?"

Ginny Weasly.

"i'm going to kill the fangirls that made slashes of harry. I swear I will."

Fred and George.

"lol"

Draco Malfoy.

"well I guess being with granger would be okay."

"what the hell am I doing with potter?"

"what the fuck am I doing with snape?"

"why are they fucking me?"

"what is wrong with these girls?"

Sirius black.

"one more slash and I swear to god you fangirls are dead."

remus lupin

"well no one ever knew I had a crush on snape so maybe this was a good thing?"

Dumbledore.

"YES!! SNAPE HAD SEX WITH ME!! YES!!"

Mcgonagall.

"YES!! NO ONES MADE A FANFIC OF ME!! YES!!"

Snape

"OMG!! I'M GONNA KILL SOME FANGIRLS!!"

" well I did have fantasies of me and harry, and draco, and granger, and lily, and james, and lucius, and dumbledore, and hooch, and trelawney, and ... Wait! I never had those fantasies!! WHAT THE HELL!! THIS FANGIRL IS FUCKING WITH MY MIND! GET HER OUT! GET HER OUT!!"keels over I laugh maniacally.

yes I did it. Yes i'm proud of it. And no im not taking it back.

Remember to review with thoughts. Ill add stuff to it in a while so if you leave me ideas with your names then ill dedicate!

Ttyl

Jen