Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana, nor do I own these characters. If I did, this would be really happening...which I truly believe it should be. (: Silly Disney.
It was the week of the Snow Ball, the school's annual winter dance, and in honor of it, the school set up a special matchmaking program to match each students with a date for the dance that Saturday night, by their own choice of course. Each student had one period in their day to set up their profile for the computers to do their matchmaking. Lilly, Oliver and Miley all sat in one row, filling out their questionnaire. Name. Age. Sex. Interests. Etc. After about five minutes, they pressed 'submit' and began to socialize. With the ring of the bell, they all rushed to the cafeteria for lunch.
The rest of the day went really slow for all those waiting for their results. Everybody's single sheeted results were placed in the computer lab, alphabetically and as the bell rang, the lab was flooded with students. It was the closest the three of them would ever get to a mosh pit, that's for sure. Miley grabbed her envelope and booked, leaving Oliver and Lilly behind. "See you guys later!" Miley yelled to the two. They were both going to Miley's around four to hang out and go to the beach. As Oliver grabbed his results, he waved to Lilly and left. Lilly, looking completely annoyed, waited until everybody cleared out to grab her envelope. She didn't really care about the matchmaking so she threw the envelope in her bag and walked home.
About thirty minutes later, Lilly skated into Miley's kitchen, knee pads and all, followed by Oliver shouting "Hey, wait up!"
Miley didn't even look to the door when they came in. She just sat there...completely still, staring at nothing. Only her brown curls moved with the breeze from the doors Oliver left wide open. Lilly waved her hands in front of Miley's face.
"Hellooooo." Miley only then snapped out of her bug-eyed trance. Her head jerked towards her friends.
"Something wrong Miles?" Lily asked looking at her like a confused puppy.
"No, no, no," Miley lied to them, faking her sanity to save theirs. "I'm good." She reassured them. Oliver shrugged and pulled out a yellow envelope from his back pocket.
"You will never believe who I got stuck with," He said dropping his envelope onto the counter.
"Saint Sarah?" the girls both said in unison.
"How did you know?" he glared at them.
Miley just rolled her eyes, picked up the envelope and smacked Oliver in the head with it.
"Hey!" he said swatting her away. "If I have a paper cut, I'm suing." Miley yet again rolled her eyes.
"So who did you get?" Oliver grabbed the envelope that Miley was trying to hid under her arms.
"Oliver give that back!" Miley shot up from the chair. As he began to open the envelope, Miley jumped on his back, knocking him over. She grabbed the envelope out of his hands, got up and ran up to her room without an explanation.
"What's her damage?" Oliver asked, getting up and adjusting his pants. Lily was staring at Oliver and he knew that look too well.
"I'll be right back..." he said as if this were a chore. He ran up the stairs and stopped at Miley's door. He saw that it was closed. "Miley?" Oliver knocked three times. He twisted the knob but it was locked.
"Go away," Miley said softly. Oliver barely heard her. He knocked again.
"Miley..." She knew he wasn't going away any time soon. The door opened slightly. Oliver pushed it open, walked inside and sat next to Miley on her bed. "What was that all about? I'd say sorry but I'm not even sure what I did wrong. Then again, I never do." A small smile shined on Miley's face and she laughed a little before handing him the envelope. Although he was confused on why he was allowed to read it all of a sudden, he opened it and unfolded the white paper. It was crumpled a little so he knew she had been handling it a lot. Oliver looked confused when he read it.
"Yeah...exactly," Miley said referring to his expression. The paper read: Your Perfect Match: Lillian Truscott.
"Wait, this doesn't even make sense," Oliver said.
"I know! One of us must have accidentally put 'male' instead of 'female'!" Oliver's expression changed a few times before hitting the same old expression they usually see displayed on his face.
"So what's the big deal? It's just a mistake." He said plainly.
"The big deal is my best friend is my perfect match!" Miley exclaimed. Oliver folded up the sheet of paper again and handed it back to Miley. Oliver looked at her like it was no big deal. "Oliver, you just don't understand. This single piece of paper has messed everything up." Right as she finished her sentence, Lily came through the door.
"What is taking so long?" She said over dramatically. "We gotta hit the mall!" Miley shoved the paper under her mattress without Lily seeing. Oliver saw that Miley was desperately trying not to look Lily in the eyes. "C'mon, let's go!" Lily grabbed both Oliver & Miley by the hands and started dragging them downstairs.
"Hey bud!" Robbie Ray said as Miley appeared from the stairs. "I've been thinking..." he trailed off.
"Hey!" Lily yelled, looking directly at Robbie Ray. "No," she said firmly.
"But!" he tried to argue.
"Don't care!" Lily exclaimed. "You are not getting out of this shopping trip!" Her finger was pointed directly at him as if to threaten him.
"Dang flabbit." He said under his breath.