*Charlie is sleeping...*

Blue Unicorn: You think we should wake him up?

Pink Unicorn: I don't know, Charlie doesn't like to be disturbed.

Blue Unicorn: I have an idea on how to wake him up in a way that won't disturb him.

Pink Unicorn: How?

Blue Unicorn: Scream like a son of a bitch that's how, girlfriend!

Pink Unicorn: Okay, try it!

Blue Unicorn: CHARLIE!

Charlie: What? Who? Where? Am I driving?

Pink Unicorn: Nooooo Charlie! It's December 21st 2012! We're here to escort you to Planet X to escape all the peril!

Charlie: Planet X? Planet X doesn't exist! You mean that fictional planet created by Sitchen right?

Blue Unicorn: No Charlie, Planet X is real! It's a wonderful magical place created by the evil New World Order!

Charlie: Uh, yeah. I'm not really interested.

Pink Unicorn: But Chaarlie, you'll be left here dead when everyone else is living on Planet X with the aliens!
You need to come with us on our spaceship!

Charlie: THAT sneaker has been a train, an airplane, a motorboat, a ventilation shaft, and now you're telling me it's
a freaking inter-stellar spaceship?

Blue Unicorn: Yeah, forgot to tell you I guess, since you were bitching so much about not getting enough sleep!

Charlie: Well it's true! You two always prevent me from getting good sleep.

Pink Unicorn: Nuh-uh! Not true, remember when we sang you lullabyes?

Charlie: Oh god, don't remind me of that god awful violent rock a bye charlie routine.

Blue and Pink Unicorn together: CHARLIEEEE!

Charlie: WHAT?

Pink Unicorn: The alien masters have arrived!

*two gray aliens appear wearing ski masks*

Charlie: Oh crap, I guess the 2012 prophecies are all true. But if Planet X was real all that time,
how come I only saw it on Youtube?

Pink Unicorn: Because the mayans had a calander!
NOW GET ON BOARD THE SHIP CHARLIE!

Blue Unicorn: Oh, and another thing? The internet leaked into real life again, so Rick Astley is on board the mothership.

Charlie: Oh god why the hell did you have to bring him along?

Pink Unicorn: We also brought along radio talk show hosts Art Bell, UFO Phil, George Noory, and His Holiness, the almighty JC Webster!

JC Webster: HOW DAAAAARE YOUUUUUU BRING ME ON THIS FLYING SNEAKER!

Blue Unicorn: How dare you, haha, he likes to say that. Anyway, get on board the sneaker!

*tiny alien comes down to sing to charlie*

Chaaarliee, when ur feeling blue, all ya gotta do is go to Nibiru!
It's better than la la land, you'll hear music by every band,
it's not a candy mountain cave nor a hotdog stand,
So please just take my haaaaaand,
and we'll flyyyy tooooo...

NIBIRU LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Charlie: Okay I guess I'll go!

Pink and Blue Unicorns: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Charlie and co land on Nibiru...and encounter...

BOWSER?

Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAR! IT IS I, BOWSER, RULER OF PLANET X!

Charlie: Whoah wait a minute what's going on here?

To be continued...