Hello every one! Now for one of my favorite episodes of the Tokyo mew mew show! Today we will have ichigo, pie and Kish so now let's go!
Me: first we have a dare for pie!
(Pie comes out)
Pie: what now?
Me: "dare pie to dye his hair electric yellow"
Pie: hell no!
Me: that's too bad you have no choice
(I pull out my bazooka)
Me: but if you want we can do it the hard way
Pie: fine . . . just don't hurt me
Me: ha ha ha
(I drag pie out and into a room)
(5 minutes later pie comes out with yellow hair)
Me: I had fun with that how about you
Pie: no how the hell would I have fun with that
Me: I don't know! Get out of here
Pie: I'm getting the hell out of here
(Pie runs as fast as he can go out of here . . . with yellow hair)
Me: ok next is ichigo
(Ichigo walks out)
Ichigo: why does pie have—(I interrupt her)
Me: never mind that I have a dare
Ichigo: you do?
Me: yeah I have a friend named hobo as I call him so we gave him and all his hobo friends your cell number. They should be calling in about 3, 2, 1
(Ichigo's cell starts ringing)
Ichigo: hello?
Hobo: hi
Ichigo: . . . (Then she hangs up)
Ichigo: I hate you!
Me: I don't care
(Ichigo's phone rings again)
Ichigo: it's another hobo!
Me: ha ha ha ha! Ok now leave we have a dare for Kish
(Kish walks out)
Kish: what do you want now?
Me: you have a dare "I dare kish to dress up in a sailor moon costume all day"
Kish: fuck no!
Me: too bad security!
(The body guard comes out and forces a sailor moon costume on Kish)
Kish: I will kill you!
Me: I get it its sailor Kish ha ha!
Kish: I'm not coming back here!
Me: we will hunt you down
(Ichigo walks out)
Ichigo: hey hoshi I---- (ichigo is staring at Kish)
Kish: . . .
Ichigo: um, never mind
(Ichigo goes away)
Me: well that's all the time for today! Say bye bye Kish!
Kish: die!
Me: no not die, bye