Hey, here's a song about Stormbreaker to the tune of "Play That Funky Music White Boy" by the Wild Cherries. I don't own this song or Alex Rider, but I helped my little brother write this remake for his English class. Enjoy!
Hey, he's a spy
Yeah, hey
Hey, Alex Rider was just fourteen Livin' with Ian and Jack
He was just a normal kid, yeah
Till Ian hit the sack
He hadn't worn his seat belt, yeah
But Ian had always been careful So Alex acted quickly (Yes he did)
And found out he worked for MI6
Yeah, there was action and trainin' and learnin' to go spyin'
And just when he got there somebody turned around and shouted
Hey I bet you are a spy
Workin' for MI6
Hey I bet you are a spy
Go get your gadgets and stop the evil bad guys till you die
Till you die
Oh yeah, yeah
He was sent to Herod Sayle
To find out what Ian had discovered
How could they send a kid (How could they)
To find out what the Stormbreakers hid
He feigned that he was Felix
And tried to figure out Sayle's plan
He knew, that there was something (No it didn't fit)
The computers were part of the plan
Yeah there was action and trainin' and learnin' to go spyin'
And just when he got there somebody turned around and shouted
Hey I bet you are a spy
Workin' for MI6
Hey I bet you are a spy
Go get your gadgets and stop the evil bad guys till you die
Till you die, yeah
Till you die
(Gonna do some sneaky investigating, yeah)
(Hey, wait a minute)
He found that there was poison
Inside of the Stormbreakers and that's when he was caught
Turns out it was all planned in spite
And Alex finallly beat Sayle (But he got away)
So Sayle tracked Alex down to kill him
It ended with Sayle dying there (I shot 'em)
I told Alex to leave it to pros
Yeah there was action and trainin' and learnin' to go spyin'
And just when he got there somebody turned around and shouted
Hey I bet you are a spy
Workin' for MI6
Hey I bet you are a spy
Go get your gadgets and stop the evil bad guys till you die
Till you die
Oh' till you die
I shouted I know you are a spy
(Yes I really know it)
I know you are a spy
(I told you to stop this spying business)
Yeah that's what I told you
(Spying is not for kids)
Yeah that's what I told you
(Just leave it to adults, yeah)
Hey I bet you are a spy
Working for MI6, yeah
Hey I bet you are a spy
Working for MI6
Hey I bet you are a spy
Working for MI6
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~Emily