Chapter 1: midnight rendevou naluto's rosebud (written by hanamizu-chan)
note from the author: If you don't think this fanfic is kawaii, your a baka baka desu (that means "idiot" in japanese for all you losers who don't know) and don't disagree with my japanese because i've been studying it by watching anime for a half a year, i should be fluent in another year of mangas and animes
sasuke stepped into the moonliht of the night sexcily, nd his black eyes burning in the night air like a pasionate fire. he flexed his ninja-toned musles as he rested against a rock, and the sweat on his bicepzs glistened like Edward Cullen's (edward is sooooo hawt) skin as he did so. he was hot (duhh) after traveling so far, so he had his shirt off and henging on his shulder.
"there's nobody out here at this time of nighte, so I don't need this" he said as he slowly stripped off his ninja pants, revealing his tonned leg musclez and a ninja thong. (*diez* that wuld be soooo KAWII!!)
he started to walk through the dark forest again, his feet moving silently among the brush, when he suddenly heard a sound like a branch cracking. he turned around quickly, pulling a shuriken out of his thong and throwing it expertly into the darkness. He did a flip grAcefully and landed silently in the trees like a hawk redy to attack itz unfortunable pray. His eyes burned brighter and the sweat began to pour over his body like a wet waterfal. ge wuz trained to handle this, but he was still nervous, especuly because he was only wearing a thong and that made the situation very anbunai (author note: that means dangerous in japnese).
"kore sichuashun wa anbunai dess" he mutter under his breath quietly, training his gorgeous perfect eyes deep into the heart of the forest that wuz blak as night cuz it wuz nite (duhhhh bakas).
"u have mortician aim," came a seductiv voice out of the darkness. a ninja with bright yellow spikie hair stepped out of the darkness holding saskuke's shuriken in his hand and smiling sweetly like a buttrfly dipped in sprinkles (pink onez, best colur evr).
"Naruto-koon," whispered Sasuke when Naruto emerged deadily from the darkness. he walked toward him slowly, secretly grasping his sword (katanana) behind his back (not a big sword lyke in bleech (what a not ii anime omg, its too sad)). when he got close to Naruto he moved smashigly fast and shredded Naruto's clothes into a mess of shreds on the ground, leaving Naruto completely nakedly bare with his clothes shredded on the ground. Naruto's rippling muscles were rippinlingly visible in the moonlight.
They stepped closer together and NAruto whispered "anatashii ai dess" (author note: it means "i love you"). his voice wuz quiet and siulky like pocky cake.
ssasuke grasped him and only whispered verociously nd lustishtly, "Break me Naruto-koon"