I Wish I Was James Bond

"I want to watch a movie," Jake said. "How about you Dirk?"

"As long as its not a god awful rom-com..." Dirk groaned.

"That can be arranged." Jake replied, sifting through his stack of DVDs.

"Action? Comedy? Fantasy? What are you up for?" Jake asked.

"Action sounds like the only safe reply." Dirk said, heading to the kitchen to make popcorn.

Jake shuffled through his action movies.

"Surprise me!" he muttered, closing his eyes and grabbing a movie, quickly putting it into the player without looking at it.

"So what are we watching?" Dirk asked, coming back into the TV room just in time to see "James Bond" light up on the screen. It wasn't the newest instalment, rather one of the REALLY OLD movies.

"You have the original Bond movies?" Dirk asked, shocked at the irony of a man so similar to Bond liking his movies.

"Yeah all of them." Jake replied, getting comfy on the couch. "I don't think I've ever missed one of their marathons either."

"Wow, you really like James Bond don't you?" Dirk commented, seating himself on the couch next to Jake. "Popcorn?"

"As a boy I always wanted to grow up to be him." Jake chuckled. "Be the hero, save the girl, all that jazz." The into played in the background.

"That's adorable!" Dirk said, trying to stifle his laughter.

"Don't laugh at me!" Jake replied, defendant of his boyhood dream. "That was every boys dream, wasn't it?"

"Well we had different celebrities but I get your point." Dirk said, digging into the popcorn bowl. The film started to roll and Jake snuggled up next to the pointy sunglasses wearing blonde.

"It's cold in here..." Jake said, hoping to explain his intimate gesture.

The further into the movie they went, the more excited Jake got, nearly jumping out of his seat when the climax of the movie came.

"You seem excited." Dirk commented, nearly being knocked over by the jubilant Englishman.

"Oh..." Jake mumbled, blushing at the embarrassment of what he'd done.

"I guess, on the inside," he started. "I still wish I was James Bond, if just for the day."

"Well, you're my James Bond!" Dirk said, cuddling closer to Jake.

"And your next mission, my 007, is to cuddle with me." Dirk began. "If you succeed, you will be given a kiss. Do you except your mission?"

"Of course I do, silly!" Jake cheered, tackling Dirk onto the couch as the credits began to roll.