Disclaimah: not harry brain is not mine okai

Hermione couldn't wait. Albus had called her up to his office and she was eagerly anticipating what he had in store for her. She approached the entrance to his office "Twinks" She said, making the two large statues of the male organ move aside.

Dumbledore was lying on the table in a beige chanel dress that went down to his knees. He's legs were crossed over and Hermione imagined spreading the wrinkles apart with her tongue. He smiled at the beautiful girl wearing only her school shirt and panties "You look so beautiful" he said, spreading his legs.

Blushing, Hermione walked over to her lover who was now sitting down facing her, they shared a long kiss in which they sucked the saliva off each other's chins afterwards. Hermione stroked Dumbledore's cheek "You look so cute" she said, giving him a peck on the nose.

She suddenly walked away from the man to a cupboard in the corner of the room. Dumbledore smiled as she walked back over to him with a strapon and lube in hand "Do you want to fuck me Hermione?" He fondled her breasts reaching under her shirt.

Both their heads turned at the noise from the door. Ginny Weasley was standing in the office looking rather distraught "Al?! How c-coul-" "AVADA KEDAVRA!" Ginny Weasley fell to the floor with a thump as Dumbledore blew his wand 'that was too close' he thought as he put his thong back on.

Hermione was laughing "I hated that bitch anyway!" she was now snorting "I'm so glad nobody has found out about us yet Dumby". The old man sighed 'more like found out about me sleeping around' "Let's call it a night, we'll meet tomorrow morning Hermione, I promise" They shared a kiss good night and Hermione walked off to bed with her breasts exposed.

As she entered the Gryffindor common room she saw Harry, who grinned as he spotted her "So Mione', who have you been fucking?" He asked whilst briefly letting his eyes gaze upon her breasts "Oh- um just some boy. From Slytherin..." 'Damn it!' she thought, regretting what she had just said. Harry's grin grew larger "Don't tell me you've been shagging Draco" Hermione opened her mouth immediately "Of course not! Besides, it's none of your business". Harry decided to let it end there and sat down in a comfy position.

Dumbledore lay awake in bed staring up at the ceiling, thinking about how was going to survive. What if everyone found out about him? He'd be known as the slut of the wizarding world. As well as having about 30 people trying to kill him for cheating. This was going to be a tough one to get out of...

END OF CHAPTER 1

I know it's short but it's just and intro to the story. Don't worry it won't be hardcore kinky all the way through. Hopefully some of you lol'd. Please tell me what you think with a review :D.