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C.T: "Hello everyone"

Everyone: "Hello Crouching Tigress"

C.T: "Well I started drivers ED and I got to wondering what would happen if Yami, Bakura, Malik and a few friends of mine-"

H.D: "Namely us"

C.T: "Went to drivers ED"

Ray: "Prepare for chaos"

Yami: "This is going to be great-"

Starzpen: "YAMI!!!! " Starz glomps onto Yami

Ray: Ray looks over to Yami and Starz," Who's that?"

C.T: "That's my friend Starzpen"

Yami: "I…Can't…breath"

C.T: "Well I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Worldwide driving school or Mr. Mark (Worldwide was the driving school I went to and Mark was my driving instructor)"

(Writers note: Please Read 'Magic pills', 'A Day in the Life Of Bakura' and 'Driving Lessons From Hell' by: Starzpen)

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Ch.1: Enrolling into hell

Yugi's house

"I don't want to go Yugi"

"But you have to"

"What will you do if I don't?" said Yami turn his back to Yugi.

Yugi walks over to his deck and pulls out a photo, " Evil grin I wonder what Bakura would say if he saw a picture of a certain pharaoh-"

Yami turns around," Ok Yugi, I'll go!!!"

"I'm glad you see it my way"

"sigh And I thought I was the yami"

Ryou's house

"YEAH I GET TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE BIG smile"

Ryou rubs his pinky finger in his ear," You don't need to scream"

"But I'm so excited"

"But still-"

"I get to learn to drive"

"You really want to learn how to drive"

"No Ryou, I just would like to see a certain pharaoh have the look like deer in the headlights when I come down the street"

"Sorry I asked"

Marik's house

Malik is running around Marik's house without any clothes on (I know you fan girls liked that )," SUGAR"

"You got into the sugar again didn't you?"

"SUGAR IS GREAT!!!"

"sigh Yup you got into the sugar"

Worldwide driving school

The teacher walked in with a smile, he wore baggy pants, a blue shirt and his head was shaved bald. All of the student stared at him, "Hello I'm Mr. Mark but you can call me Mark and I'm going to be you driving instructor" Mark leaned on a desk in the front of the class room and still smiling, "Before we start everyone introduce your selves"

The first to stand was a girl wearing a long black skirt, a pair of matching black leather boots, a orange long sleeve shirt and black vest with a tiger on the back that was almost covered by her long blond hair (I wonder who she is?), "Well I'm C.T…um I like dueling, singing, drawing and my boyfriend most of all" then C.T sat down. Next to stand was a boy with dark brown hair that was gelled up and wearing a pair of dark blue jeans and a blue t-shirt that had a funny slogan (Guess who?), "I'm Ray and I enjoy dueling and… oh wait beating up my girlfriends little brother evil smile" then Ray sat back down in his chair. Next to stand was a Yami who was feeling a little silly, "Well I'm Yami and my hobbies include dueling-"

"And sucking ass" Bakura shouted from the back of the class.

Yami turned to Bakura give him his the classic death glare, "What was that tomb robber?" Yami shouted across the classroom.

"You heard me Baka pharaoh"

The third eye began to glow a Yami's forehead, "shut up or I'll sent you to oblivion-"

"Been there gone that-"

Yami began to say several curse words in Egyptian, "ey hatou uoy, uoy soun ouf aon bithtu"(Fake translation: I hate you, you son of a bitch)

Bakura shouted back several words in Egyptian, "ey key weht ouy awr ute weht rm ey?"(Fake translation: I know what you are but what am I?)

Mark walked up to Bakura and placed his hand on Bakura's shoulder, "Well Mr. Tomb robber please tell us about your self " said Mark with a smile that made Bakura want to lose his lunch.

"Fine" Bakura stood up from his chair; "I'm Bakura I get pleasure in killing or sending useless mortals to the shadow realm" then Bakura sat down.

"Don't we all" said Mark with a smile, "Well let's continue"

Next a boy that made Yugi look like a giant stood up. He wore a pair of black pants, a green t-shirt and a black leather jacket with a green dragon on the back. His brown hair was cut very short and looked liked Kaiba's (H.D: That's me ), "I'm H.D and don't bug me or you'll find a sword up your-"

"Hello "

H.D look to the back of the classroom to see Malik still on his sugar high with a big smile on his face, "Hello, H.D "

"You got a problem nut case" H.D shouted to Malik but got no response from the super high Egyptian, "have you nothing to say you baka, retarded son of a bitch"

Malik stood up and walked over to H.D, "Well my name is Malik I was the greatest duelist in all of Egypt and my favorite food is…"

"What is it Malik?" Mark asked Malik.

"My favorite food is… SUGAR " Malik shouted with a big smile.

"So do I Malik," said Mark with a smile, "Now where were we oh yes we have one more person please introduce your self"

The last person stood up. She had curly brown hair and jade green eyes. She wore a dark blue t-shirt with a star made of glitter on the front; a pair of baggy jeans and a long blue trench coat much like Kaiba's (doesn't Starz sound so cool), "Just call me Starz…call me Stary and you die" and with that said Starz sat down in her chair.

Mark clapped his hands together, "ok now that everyone knows each other will get down to business…learning how to drive"

-End Story-

C.T: "I hope you enjoyed the story"

H.D: "I sound and look cool "

Malik: "I sound stupid"

Yami: "Well you are, Malik"

Bakura: "I agree with the pharaoh…HA I AGREED WITH THE PHARAOH!!!!!!!"

Starz: "Don't feel bad Bakura"

Ray: "Yeah you got to fight with him-"

Malik: "And you didn't sound like a sugar addict"

Bakura: "Your right"

C.T: "Review and thanks in advance"

Ray: "Take care and see ya"