Prompt: Robin finds condoms and is confused, Regina has to explain what it is. Set in canon.
Regina was in bed sipping from a cup of tea when Robin came back in from the bathroom, dressed in only his boxers with a frown on his face. She glanced up at him over her glasses and placed the book she had been reading down on the nightstand. "What is it?"
"I found something peculiar in the bathroom."
"Peculiar?" she smirked watching as he disappeared and brought with him a single square shaped foil. "I see," she chuckled as he came to sit beside her on the bed, his eyes still looking over the packet.
"It says real feel."
"Does it," she tried not to laugh at the serious expression on his face as he examined it, "well that's just the wrapper," she pointed out.
"Oh," he nodded, undoing the foil and taking out the rubber. He inspected it before picking it up and turning up his nose, "now what the hell is this used for?"
She took it from him and sighed, "well, in this world, during sex men put one of these on."
"Put it on?" he rose his eyebrows, "where would one put such a thing?"
"Well, considering it is used to stop any unwanted pregnancy or disease, where do you think he might put it?"
This caused Robin's eyes to widen as he stared at her, "so you mean he puts it on his..."
"Penis," Regina nodded.
"Well then... right. Why do you have them in your bathroom?"
Regina took another sip of her tea and shrugged her shoulders, "I don't know, why do you think I have it in my bathroom?"
"You mean you expect me to wear one of those thingys?"
"Condoms."
"Yes, right condoms."
"It's less... messy," she quipped.
"Doesn't it change it though? Does it feel the same?"
"I suppose it changes it a little, but it's still good," she placed her cup down.
"Well, if you want me to, then I will do."
She smiled and shook her head, leaning over to press her lips against his, "you don't have to wear the condom Robin, I just thought maybe we could try it."
"Well, I'm always up for trying something new," he grinned, kissing her again.
"It seems you are," she smirked pressing herself against him as her eyes widened, "up I mean, already."
"Well, I'm eager to try out the condom."
She bit down on her bottom lip, her hand sliding down his body, "did you lock the bedroom door?"
"Yep," he grinned, his own hands brushing over her waist.
"Well then, let's try this out."
