ASH KETCHEM (POKEMON) VS. SNOWMAN (DRAGON KNIGHTS)
(also appearing is Miroku from Inu-yasha)
(Disclaimer: We do not own these characters...we only added a few wacky
traits.)
By IWHmaster (and Sanzoswife)
ASH: The evil little snowman danced around on the girl's head wondering when he should make his move. He loved being a curse, and wanted to give her a taste of his full force curse.
SNOWMAN: I will act like I am drunk...and cute...then their defenses will drop...then I will make my move...mwahahahaha!
ASH: She was talking harshly to this guy with dark hair; apparently his name was Tarp or was it Tarquin; he didn't know. He didn't really care; they would all feel the wrath of Mr. Frostbyte! Everything he saw had a really dark tint to it, his eyes being made of coal.
SNOWMAN: But being as undeniably cute as I am, they all think the little pieces of coal are adorable...they do not know that these toothpick-like sticks that are called my arms can annihilate the world if I so choose.
ASH: And blah, blah, and so forth, and then he found the perfect opportunity; she and her escort were drunk (mwaaahaha).
SNOWMAN: Damn you...you skipped the best part...I wanted to tell them about my plot!
ASH: BLAH, BLAH, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY (sticks tongue out at little pint-sized snowman).
SNOWMAN: Eat frosty snotballs!!!!! (Begins to chuck frozen snot at Ash).
ASH: (Ash dodges first few then gets hit) OW YOU LITTLE FROZEN #$% &$$!!!!!
SNOWMAN: Mwahahahahaha!
ASH: (Picks up sledgehammer and chases little popsicle) DIE LITTLE IMPUDENT BALLS OF SNOW!!!!!! (Starts to smash floor while trying to pulverize the snowman)
SNOWMAN: (Runs around in tiny circles and then in between Ash's legs to escape the hammer) HHHHHEEEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMMEEEE!!!!!!
ASH: (Ash, who happens to be a guy. He swings to hit the snowman as he runs through his legs and hits himself {if ya know what I mean}) OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! (falls to the floor holding his crotch)
SNOWMAN: See...you are but a mere boy...I am the almighty powerful SNOWMAN!!! (Does a little victory dance and gets his arm stuck in the floor.)
ASH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SUCK! HAHAHAHA! DID YOUR LITTLE STICK ARM GET STUCKY WUCKY! MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHA! (starts rolling around on floor)
SNOWMAN: (yanks arm off and runs to the kitchen to grab another toothpick, one cannot be found so he grabs a fork.) Stucky wucky this biotch! (stabs narrator in the ankle.)
ASH: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! YOU LITTLE BIOTCH, M&&% F&%!!!!!!!! (swoops arm down quickly and knocks "frosty's" head off)
SNOWMAN: Oh shit! (the head yells as it rolls away. The body goes chasing after it)
ASH: Oh no you don't! (he tries to kick the snowball body, but misses, and strains his knee ligament)
SNOWMAN: (puts his head on upside down and slightly turned to one side, his eyebrows look like his mouth) I will kill you! (runs in tiny circles)
ASH: NOT BEFORE YOU MELT AWAY! (brings out a heater, turns it on, and chases the snowman again) MELT AWAY! MELT AWAY! (has a crazed look on his face)
SNOWMAN: (turns his head the right way with just enough time to run away. Stops and starts to run at Ash, fork poised for the kill) I'll take you with me! (Jumps on Ash's crotch and starts to stab with the only stick he has left)
ASH: OOOWWWW LITTLE F$&!!! DIE PIECE OF SHIT! (hits snowman on the head with the heater, burning his hands in the mean time thus causing the snowman to stab him more) EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNOWMAN: (Half of the snowman's head melts in the process, this only angers him further. He climbs up Ash using his toothpick as men would use an icepick until he reaches his neck then he raises his toothpick arm for the final blow) You will be the first to die in my conquest to take over the world!
ASH: AAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! PIKACHU HELP!!!!!!!
SNOWMAN: No Pokemon can save you now, you are mine! (drives the toothpick into Ash's neck, it punctures his throat with a lot of maniacal laughter)
ASH: I... couldn't... catch... them... all. (speaking while gasping, he suddenly dies and his head drops to the side)
SNOWMAN: (Bloodstained, looking like a cherry sno-cone, the snowman spits on the dead body of Ash) Catch this...Mwahahahahaha...wha...?
MIROKU: HA! (rips beads from hand and the hole starts to suck everything from the room into it including Ash and the little Frosty wanna-be)
SNOWMAN: Without my arms, how can I stop this hole from sucking me in! I am reduced to a snowman of summer...I am but a puddle on the hot and toasty ground! (Disappears into the hole in the Monks hand)
MIROKU: (wraps beads around hand again) Now to get ready for the next battle. (runs into the kitchen and hides in the stove)
(also appearing is Miroku from Inu-yasha)
(Disclaimer: We do not own these characters...we only added a few wacky
traits.)
By IWHmaster (and Sanzoswife)
ASH: The evil little snowman danced around on the girl's head wondering when he should make his move. He loved being a curse, and wanted to give her a taste of his full force curse.
SNOWMAN: I will act like I am drunk...and cute...then their defenses will drop...then I will make my move...mwahahahaha!
ASH: She was talking harshly to this guy with dark hair; apparently his name was Tarp or was it Tarquin; he didn't know. He didn't really care; they would all feel the wrath of Mr. Frostbyte! Everything he saw had a really dark tint to it, his eyes being made of coal.
SNOWMAN: But being as undeniably cute as I am, they all think the little pieces of coal are adorable...they do not know that these toothpick-like sticks that are called my arms can annihilate the world if I so choose.
ASH: And blah, blah, and so forth, and then he found the perfect opportunity; she and her escort were drunk (mwaaahaha).
SNOWMAN: Damn you...you skipped the best part...I wanted to tell them about my plot!
ASH: BLAH, BLAH, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY (sticks tongue out at little pint-sized snowman).
SNOWMAN: Eat frosty snotballs!!!!! (Begins to chuck frozen snot at Ash).
ASH: (Ash dodges first few then gets hit) OW YOU LITTLE FROZEN #$% &$$!!!!!
SNOWMAN: Mwahahahahaha!
ASH: (Picks up sledgehammer and chases little popsicle) DIE LITTLE IMPUDENT BALLS OF SNOW!!!!!! (Starts to smash floor while trying to pulverize the snowman)
SNOWMAN: (Runs around in tiny circles and then in between Ash's legs to escape the hammer) HHHHHEEEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMMEEEE!!!!!!
ASH: (Ash, who happens to be a guy. He swings to hit the snowman as he runs through his legs and hits himself {if ya know what I mean}) OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! (falls to the floor holding his crotch)
SNOWMAN: See...you are but a mere boy...I am the almighty powerful SNOWMAN!!! (Does a little victory dance and gets his arm stuck in the floor.)
ASH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SUCK! HAHAHAHA! DID YOUR LITTLE STICK ARM GET STUCKY WUCKY! MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHA! (starts rolling around on floor)
SNOWMAN: (yanks arm off and runs to the kitchen to grab another toothpick, one cannot be found so he grabs a fork.) Stucky wucky this biotch! (stabs narrator in the ankle.)
ASH: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! YOU LITTLE BIOTCH, M&&% F&%!!!!!!!! (swoops arm down quickly and knocks "frosty's" head off)
SNOWMAN: Oh shit! (the head yells as it rolls away. The body goes chasing after it)
ASH: Oh no you don't! (he tries to kick the snowball body, but misses, and strains his knee ligament)
SNOWMAN: (puts his head on upside down and slightly turned to one side, his eyebrows look like his mouth) I will kill you! (runs in tiny circles)
ASH: NOT BEFORE YOU MELT AWAY! (brings out a heater, turns it on, and chases the snowman again) MELT AWAY! MELT AWAY! (has a crazed look on his face)
SNOWMAN: (turns his head the right way with just enough time to run away. Stops and starts to run at Ash, fork poised for the kill) I'll take you with me! (Jumps on Ash's crotch and starts to stab with the only stick he has left)
ASH: OOOWWWW LITTLE F$&!!! DIE PIECE OF SHIT! (hits snowman on the head with the heater, burning his hands in the mean time thus causing the snowman to stab him more) EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNOWMAN: (Half of the snowman's head melts in the process, this only angers him further. He climbs up Ash using his toothpick as men would use an icepick until he reaches his neck then he raises his toothpick arm for the final blow) You will be the first to die in my conquest to take over the world!
ASH: AAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! PIKACHU HELP!!!!!!!
SNOWMAN: No Pokemon can save you now, you are mine! (drives the toothpick into Ash's neck, it punctures his throat with a lot of maniacal laughter)
ASH: I... couldn't... catch... them... all. (speaking while gasping, he suddenly dies and his head drops to the side)
SNOWMAN: (Bloodstained, looking like a cherry sno-cone, the snowman spits on the dead body of Ash) Catch this...Mwahahahahaha...wha...?
MIROKU: HA! (rips beads from hand and the hole starts to suck everything from the room into it including Ash and the little Frosty wanna-be)
SNOWMAN: Without my arms, how can I stop this hole from sucking me in! I am reduced to a snowman of summer...I am but a puddle on the hot and toasty ground! (Disappears into the hole in the Monks hand)
MIROKU: (wraps beads around hand again) Now to get ready for the next battle. (runs into the kitchen and hides in the stove)