Damon VS Edward: Who is Hotter?
Welcome to our game show! It's called "Who is Hotter", starring Damon Salvatore and Edward Sullen!
Edward: My last name is Cullen, not Sullen.
Oops my bad. I've been watching the new clip for Vampire Sucks too many times!
Damon: That name actually suits him better.
Edward: Shut up human killer.
Damon: Ha! I may kill humans but atleast I don't sparkle like some sort of fairy!
Edward: *growls* your just jealous because you can't sparkle like me! That's why the fangirls love me.
Damon: *laughs* Jacob has way more fans then you do but I out rank that puppy by a million fans! Girls just can't resist my good looks, my style and my charm.
Edward: You wanna bet?
Damon: Bring it sparkly pants!
Ok, that's enough! Let's start the show shall we? Ok our first contestant is a girl from Texas. Her name is Emily. Let's all give her a warm welcome!
Crowd: *cheers*
Damon: This one better be good.
Ok Emily, what vampire movie or show do you like best?
Emily: Well, I like Twilight but not as much as Vampire Diaries. I used to love Twilight but I was team Jacob, now I'm team Damon and love Vampire Diaries more!
Damon: Haha in your face loser!
Edward: She loved Twilight first! So HA!
Emily: Just so you know Edward, I never liked you. You're stupid, ugly, and shine like retarded fairy!
Edward: *glares* I hope you die a horrible death!
Damon: *smirks* I like you.
Emily: *blushes* Why thank you.
Damon: *kisses on her hand* Anytime. *winks*
Emily: *faints*
Ok take her off the stage.
*five minutes later*
Ok now for our next contestant. Please welcome Elena Gilbert!
Damon: *grins* I have this one in the bag.
Edward: We'll see.
Ok Elena, who do you think is hotter? Damon or sprinkle pants?
Elena: Well, I kind of like Edward better.
Damon: *jaw drops and hits the floor*
Elena: I mean, he's like Stefan and doesn't feed on humans.
Edward: Who's hotter now hoe?
Damon: You did NOT just say that!
Elena: I'm sorry Damon.
Damon: *tackles Edward*
Umm...we're going to take a quick break!
*10 minutes later*
Ok, we're back.
Damon and Edward: *clothes ripped and splattered with blood*
Damon: You fight like a girl. Elena is more manly then you.
Edward: So? Atleast she chose ME instead of YOU!
Damon: *mutters under breath* I'm going to kill that whore.
Ok, that's enough Damon! On with the show! Next up Is Bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi guys.
Damon: Chose Edward and you die!
Edward: Damon will kill you in your sleep.
Damon: Atleast I'm not an obsessive stalker like you!
Edward: I do that so they are safe. What someone like you came along?
Damon: They'd leave you.
Ok, Bonnie. Who do you like and why?
Bonnie. Edward. Most definitely. He doesn't threaten to kill you and use you for his own amusement. *looks at Damon with hate-filled eyes*
Damon: HEY!
Edward: *Smirks* Me: 2, you: 1
Damon: Minor set back. They only choose you out of pity.
Edward: How about we let the readers decide? Let them come into the story and pick who they like and why.
Great idea Edward! Next chapter I will be adding something new. Whatever character you chose, you have to torture the other character. For example, I would choose Damon because he's so handsome and sweet when he wants to be. Now I get to torture Edward. You can do anything from throwing vervain on them to lighting fire on them. Just one rule: No killing allowed. (ok maybe Edward)
Edward: HEY!
Kidding!
Edward: You better be.
Damon: I like this idea. Now I get to watch as Edward gets tortured to death!
Edward: We'll see. You're just from a second rate TV show while my movie has captivated girls around the nation. In fact, if it wasn't for us, you wouldn't even have a show!
Damon: *growls* shut up freak.
Edward: You know it's true.
Ok that's all the contestants for now. If you would like to be featured in this fic then please leave a review saying who you like and why and how you want to torture the character that you didn't choose.
Damon: This is going to be fun.
Edward: Please review and choose me!
Damon: They have to be drunk or high to do that.
Edward: *glares*
Review!