Me: Hello everyone, and welcome to my first fanfic! It probably won't be
that good, but don't blame me! This will probably be the most absurd story
you will have ever read! Believe me, it'll get funny.
Hiei: I sure hope so. Anyway, do I have to be in this story?
Me: Yes, you do. By, the way, my name is Serena. Hiei, do the
disclaimer.
Hiei: Why? I don't want to.
Serena: I'll give you all the sweet snow you could ever eat!
Hiei: Oh, fine then. Serena doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Serena: That's better.
Hiei: WHERE IS MY SWEET SNOW?!?!
Serena: You'll get it after the story.
Yusuke: Can we just BEGIN?!
Serena: Here goes nothing!
Hiei: You can say that again.
Yusuke: START!
*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Narrator: Okay, audience! This is our play, The Quest for, uh,
Something?
Everyone, even the audience: *groan*
Narrator: One sunny day, Kurama and Hiei were strolling down the
street when.... *whispers* uh, guys, this is your cue!
Kurama and Hiei: Oh!
Narrator: *grits teeth* Anyway, they were strolling along, when
suddenly, a demon jumps out of nowhere!
Serena: Behold my power.
Everyone: *anime fall*
Random audience member: *throws rotten tomato and barely misses
Kurama*
Kurama: HEY! No unidentified flying fruit allowed here!
Narrator: MOVING ALONG. Hmmm.... Ah, yes! Yuki-Chan, can you say your
lines, please?
Serena: I AM NOT YUKI-CHAN!!!
Another random audience member: YOUR SHOW SUCKS!
Serena: ROAR!
Hiei: Was that supposed to scare us?
Serena: What do you think?
*Yusuke steps out from backstage*
Yusuke: When's MY part?
Kurama: I think it's time for scene two.
Hiei: Yes, indeed.
Narrator: Do you think it is time for a little intermission?
Everyone: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BAKA!!!
Yusuke: Let's see.... Now it's my turn to say my lines.
Hiei: Did you just figure that out?
Yusuke: Ahem, I think I know what the Something is.
Hiei: CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHILE I'M STILL SANE WHAT THE SOMETHING
IS?!?!?!
Serena: It's something!
Narrator, a.k.a. Baka: I'm gonna go backstage for some donuts.
Kurama: Wait for me!
*commercial break*
Everyone: *steps out* *notices that half of the audience has left, and
the other half is sleeping*
Serena: WHY DID EVERYONE LEAVE?!?!
Baka: *in Porky Pig voice* That's all, forks!
Hiei: Do we look like eating utensils to you?
*Kuwabara comes out of nowhere*
Baka: I knew we were missing a tree!
Kuwabara: TREE?! You think I'm a tree?
Random fan girl: KUWIE-CHAN'S NO TREE!!!
Kuwabara: Uh, thanks for the compliment, I guess....
Everyone: -_-U
Baka: That's all, forks!
Everyone: *anime fall*
What did you think? I was practically rolling on the floor laughing
when I wrote this!
Hiei: Can I have my sweet snow NOW?
Serena: Fine.*gives Hiei a big bucket of ice cream*
Hiei: Swwwwwweeeeeeeet snnnnooooooow! It's so creamy and yummy and *5
hours later* And did I mention, creamy?
Serena: You did about an hour ago.
Everyone: *waves goodbye*
Hiei: I sure hope so. Anyway, do I have to be in this story?
Me: Yes, you do. By, the way, my name is Serena. Hiei, do the
disclaimer.
Hiei: Why? I don't want to.
Serena: I'll give you all the sweet snow you could ever eat!
Hiei: Oh, fine then. Serena doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Serena: That's better.
Hiei: WHERE IS MY SWEET SNOW?!?!
Serena: You'll get it after the story.
Yusuke: Can we just BEGIN?!
Serena: Here goes nothing!
Hiei: You can say that again.
Yusuke: START!
*~*~*~*~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Narrator: Okay, audience! This is our play, The Quest for, uh,
Something?
Everyone, even the audience: *groan*
Narrator: One sunny day, Kurama and Hiei were strolling down the
street when.... *whispers* uh, guys, this is your cue!
Kurama and Hiei: Oh!
Narrator: *grits teeth* Anyway, they were strolling along, when
suddenly, a demon jumps out of nowhere!
Serena: Behold my power.
Everyone: *anime fall*
Random audience member: *throws rotten tomato and barely misses
Kurama*
Kurama: HEY! No unidentified flying fruit allowed here!
Narrator: MOVING ALONG. Hmmm.... Ah, yes! Yuki-Chan, can you say your
lines, please?
Serena: I AM NOT YUKI-CHAN!!!
Another random audience member: YOUR SHOW SUCKS!
Serena: ROAR!
Hiei: Was that supposed to scare us?
Serena: What do you think?
*Yusuke steps out from backstage*
Yusuke: When's MY part?
Kurama: I think it's time for scene two.
Hiei: Yes, indeed.
Narrator: Do you think it is time for a little intermission?
Everyone: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BAKA!!!
Yusuke: Let's see.... Now it's my turn to say my lines.
Hiei: Did you just figure that out?
Yusuke: Ahem, I think I know what the Something is.
Hiei: CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHILE I'M STILL SANE WHAT THE SOMETHING
IS?!?!?!
Serena: It's something!
Narrator, a.k.a. Baka: I'm gonna go backstage for some donuts.
Kurama: Wait for me!
*commercial break*
Everyone: *steps out* *notices that half of the audience has left, and
the other half is sleeping*
Serena: WHY DID EVERYONE LEAVE?!?!
Baka: *in Porky Pig voice* That's all, forks!
Hiei: Do we look like eating utensils to you?
*Kuwabara comes out of nowhere*
Baka: I knew we were missing a tree!
Kuwabara: TREE?! You think I'm a tree?
Random fan girl: KUWIE-CHAN'S NO TREE!!!
Kuwabara: Uh, thanks for the compliment, I guess....
Everyone: -_-U
Baka: That's all, forks!
Everyone: *anime fall*
What did you think? I was practically rolling on the floor laughing
when I wrote this!
Hiei: Can I have my sweet snow NOW?
Serena: Fine.*gives Hiei a big bucket of ice cream*
Hiei: Swwwwwweeeeeeeet snnnnooooooow! It's so creamy and yummy and *5
hours later* And did I mention, creamy?
Serena: You did about an hour ago.
Everyone: *waves goodbye*