"Guys! Look at this!"
A loud voice broke through the ship and the demigods sat up weakly, rubbing their tired eyes. They rolled off the bed, or slithered, in Frank Zhang's case, and descended from the second floor like a group of zombies.
Downstairs, there was Leo Valdez hunched over a computer, empty cups of coffee and crumpled bags of Fonzies on the floor next to him.
"What, Leo?" Groaned Piper, as Leo immediately looked up with hyperactive energy.
"It's 6:30 man. On a Saturday. Lemme sleep." Percy dropped the panda pillow pet he was carrying. Annabeth snickered.
"I found this website and I have been looking at weird links arranged in rows!"
"What now?" asked Hazel, who was learning with Calypso about the modern inventions.
"Anyways, it leads to like, stories, about us! Not that half of it's true, but apparently all the ladies do love Leo!"
"So, there are just a bunch of links to stories about us?"
"Yeah, some are pretty funny. Look, here is one called 'Ask the Seven.'"
Everyone leaned over the computer and read.
Percy was the first to react. "Wait...when did I say that? Are these guys impersonators? Monsters? Creepy stalker mortals cupcakes?"
"Seaweed brain, you seriously need to see a doctor."
"Sorry, too much time with Coach Hedge."
"ANYWAYS", continued Frank, "Who is 'Frazel'? I'm dating 'Hazel'."
"No Zhang," laughed Leo, "that is your ship name!"
"Like the Argo II?" asked Hazel
"Forget it. Anyways, Jason, look! Stories about you and Reyna!"
Jason immediately blushed and Piper swatted Leo.
"I still don't get it!" said Annabeth, looking at the own website on the Daedalus laptop, "What is this sorcery?"
"This isn't sorcery!" laughed Leo, "more like mind reading and definitely creative mortals probably."
"You know," said Percy, "I would like to read some more of this."
"Yeah," agreed everyone
"Sure!" Leo smiled, "Although just warning you, some of these might be a little offensive."