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The treasure chest before him glowed with mysterious delight. Who knew what precious gifts waited inside? Perhaps a port-a-fortress, or maybe even a quad launcher. He finally couldn't wait any longer and kicked it open. He grinned. While the contents weren't solid gold, they were pretty ideal for a first chest. An epic pump shotgun, a pair of boogie bombs, and three minis.
Phwoom!
Something, or someone landed on the roof above him. A door could also be heard opening nearby, followed by footsteps scampering through the house. He wasted no time gulping down two of the minis and hooking the boogie bombs to his belt loops. Whoever was on the roof was breaking in now. Jacob, the first strike specialist, used his pickaxe to break down some of the nearby furniture before stepping out into the hallway.