Hello everyone :)
Thank you all for reading. In the next chapter you'll meet a very different Quinn than your all use too.
She was never pregnant and the story is pretty much AU.
Shelby is Rachel's aunt here.
Bold font is For Shelby and Normal is when Rachel is speaking.
I would love to know what you all think, ill be updating again very soon so your thoughts would be very appreciated.
Note: I don't own glee, if i did Faberry would rule the world!
Enjoy :)
I'm sorry Rachel, I honestly tried everything.
What! Are you seriously giving up that easily?
It's not my fault! You've had a million chances to get your act together but you constantly keep getting yourself In trouble!
Aunt Shelby, I told you it wasn't my fault!
I know, I believe you but no-ones backing up your story. Everyone's on Jesse's side, I think he must of threatened them.
Screw this! I'm going to kick his ass!
No Rachel! Not again! Don't make matters worse! Your already lucky that I managed to talk him out of pressing charges, please don't do anything stupid, your already in enough trouble. I honestly don't think you'll survive in jail anyway...
As a matter of fact, it wasn't even that bad, I still talk to a couple of people I met in there, they were all really nice! Except this girl who threatened to kill me...don't worry I let her touch my boobs and she- why are you looking at me like tha- OH CRAP! You didn't know?
RACHEL! YOU WENT TO JAIL?
First you have to promise that you won't tell my dads because I really don't want to go back to New York or I might kill one of those paparazzi morons by shoving a camera up their ass!
Rachel, what the hell did u do? Just tell me the truth.
...Well you remember last summer when I told you that I was going back to new York to stay with my dads for the holidays?
...yes?
Well I was actually in prison serving a 7 day sentence...please don't kill me! If you do, I pick drowning as my preferred choice of death...I hear it's quite peaceful...
Rachel, stop rambling and tell me why you went to jail, I don't have the patience to deal with this right now
Okay...well Its a funny story actually...
Rachel! What did you do? please tell me you didn't kill anyone!
NO! Of course not! well almost...Here's the honest truth...I was heading to the mall minding my own business when I saw a kid being bullied by some tall old lady who kept saying something about Nazi's and it looked like she was going to punch the poor kids lights out! Anyways I told her to leave him alone and she shoved me!
...that's why you went to jail?
No I'm not done yet...so, I shoved her back and she started yelling something about evil midgets at me. All of a sudden she slapped me over the head so I got mad and punched her in the nose.
so you broke your hand by punching an old lady in the face and not by falling off your bike like you originally told me?
Aunt Shelby it's not my fault your so gullible, you should of known that I don't even own a bike! Plus I am very proud to report that I landed a fantastic punch and ended up giving her a broken nose!
you broke her nose? How was I suppose to know that my niece lies to me!'
Yes, and I've lied to you plenty of times, you just never found out. Besides I'm a terrible liar, I kept laughing and rambling...
Oh, things suddenly make so much sense! I should really stop daydreaming when you talk to me.
You mean, you only pretend to listen when I talk to you?
...RACHEL YOU GOT ARRESTED!
Aunt Shelby I am very disappointed in you!
Aw I'm sorry honey, I promise I'll pay more attention next time! On a more serious note, why did you get arrested when she's the one who hit you first?
She turned out to be a psychopath! Apparently the cops were kinda scared of her or something! I think her name was Sylvester Stallone...
Huh? Isn't he an actor?
That's odd, I could of sworn it had Sylvester in it. She wore a tracksuit and was like freakishly tall with blond hair and demon eyes, sound familiar?
Oh dear god! Please don't tell me you assaulted Sue Sylvester!
YES! That's the one! Wait...how do you know her?
Rachel, please don't freak out...
Why would I freak out?
You know how we discussed that we would have to look into other schools if Carmel didn't over-rule your suspension?
Please get to the point
Right! Well it seems that McKinley is the only other option you have apart from going back to New York because no-one wants to enrol someone who assaults people and has a criminal record...which I was just made aware of.
McKinley? You mean the loser school who's asses we kicked at nationals last year? You have got to be kidding me!
I'm sorry Rachel but it's either that or New York.
Fine! But I still don't see what this has to do with the devil in tracksuits.
...she's the principal and cheer-leading coach. Now I know why she was so eager to accept you!- Rachel! Rachel!
Oh crap! Fainting isn't going to get you out of this young lady!