A Last Author Note from Sirena...
SS: Oh, sob, oh cry!
Kitty: Sirena, what's wrong? glare And where's a new chapter for YTOO??
SS: sniff W-well, you SEE Kitty, I...
Kitty: Sirena!! You haven't written any new ones have you?!
SS: sobcrywhimperwhimper I-I-I-I-I'm sooo sorry!! Waaagh!!
Kitty: Whoa, Sirena, calm down, I'm not THAT mad.
SS: I know but sniff but hiccup but I have to stop writing!!! WAAAAAGH!!!
Kitty: What?! WHY?!?!
SS: Because my grades are slipping and everything's going wrong! Also I've been having writer's block--
Eric: Dun dun DUN!
SS: Hey wait, I thought you only showed up in Kitty's stories??
Eric: Yes well, hair flip I'm here now to gaze upon all that is Sirena...and Kitty...and Sirena...and Kitty...ok, ok, all women everywhere!!
Kitty: Eric, go back to my AN's in ICELY.
Eric: Must I? puppy dog pout
SS: Ooh, BOY that face is hard to turn down. How
will you resist Kitty?? Are you SURE he can't stay. pats Eric on the
head I'll look after him.
Kitty: glares and pulls Sirena's hand off Eric NO, Sirena. stern glare Now Eric, go home.
Eric: But--
Kitty: NOW.
Eric: Aawww...
SS: dreamy sigh Will Fridel is sooo yummy...
Kitty: sigh Yeah, and... hey wait, don't change the subject!!
SS: Oh. Right. What were we talking about again??
Kitty: Your story!! "You're the Only One"!!!!
SS: Oh yes. smiles brightly I'm abandoning it!
Kitty: WHAAAAAT?!?!?!
SS: nervous chuckle Actually, I don't want to abandon it, soooo...
Kitty: Oh no.
SS: I was wondering...
Kitty: Tierney Sirena...
SS: Would you consider...
Kitty: Stop looking at me like that...!!
SS: hopeful eyes Taking over the story for me???
Kitty: AAGH! Sirena, I can't, I'm still working on ICELY!!
SS: Oh c'mon, you can handle it!
Kitty: Well...
SS: YAAAY!! Kitty's taking over the story so it won't be lost forever in the Great Oblivion of Never-Finished Fanfiction!!!
Kitty: Hey, I never actually agreed to this!
SS: Oh yes you did. turns to readers Didn't she people?
Readers: Yes!! all glare at Sirena for not finishing the story on her own
SS: gulp
Kitty: Oh dear god...
SS: Weeeeeeeell edges away from angry mob of Readers I must be going I'm afraid, so I'll leave it to you. Fare thee well, my dear friend, safe journeys, and blah blah blah, buh-bye!!! runs for life
Kitty: groan Why does this happen... oh well, there'll be no arguing with her, so now just look for the story under the pen name Ibea Female Pirate, Savvy?
STAND BY FOR UPCOMING CHAPTERS!!!