"Tenchi Muyo"
No need for Confusion!
It was a beautiful summer day at the Masaki home. Tenchi was just
starting to stir as the sun's ray shone on his face. Tenchi awoke with
a yawn while rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Oh man I needed a good
night sleep after yesterday. Man I hope the girls are to tired jump and
hang all over me tod..." Tenchi was cut short when he saw what was
floating above him. It was Ryoko but with her clothes on this time and
asleep! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Tenchi suddenly yelled out of habit more
than real shock. Suddenly Ryoko awoke in shock.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" She mimicked as she lost control of her powers and
fell right on top of him.
Meanwhile downstairs. "Good morning Sasami what are you fixing it
smells wonderful." Ayeka commented and walked into the kitchen where
her younger sister was cooking up a storm with Ryo-Ohki on her head.
"Oh, hey Ayeka, I was just cooking breakfast, we're having your
favorite I thought it might help you relax." The young princess
replied.
"That sounds good. Besides you're the best cook so anything you make is
wonderful." Ayeka said with a smile.
"ONLY cook!" Sasami said glaring at Ayeka. At this Ayeka turned beet
red
and replied with an embarrassed chuckle. All of a sudden they heard a
scream from upstairs.
"That was Lord Tenchi!" Ayeka said sounding both worried and angry
at knowing just who caused the outburst. Another scream was heard
upstairs
this one though was feminine. "RYOKO!!!" Ayeka screamed as she flew out
of the kitchen and up the stairs like a bat out of hell. Sasami just
stood there rolling her eyes having become used to this as an everyday
thing.
"RYOKO! Get off of me." Tenchi yelled red as a beet and the
familiar feeling of blood threatening to trickle out of his nose from
the force of Ryoko's landing and from embarrassment from the fact that
Ryoko was on top of him.
"Oh! Tenchi I'm sorry, for real this time, I was just watching you
sleep it kid of... Well calms me. I mean I'm already calm I just have
to protect you, that's all." Ryoko quickly corrected herself.
"What? It calms you. Ryoko are you ok." Tenchi asked curiously.
"Of course what's wrong with me watching you, as long as I don't...
Well you know DO anything." Suddenly Ayeka burst through the door.
"RYOKO! Get off Lord Tenchi this INSTANT!!!" Ayeka as usual suspected
Ryoko of glomping on Tenchi and disturbing his sleep and trying to
seduce him (Which in my opinion wouldn't be hard... For me anyway.).
Ryoko quickly turned to the princess, and in a flash she phased out and
back standing right in front of Ayeka looking furious.
"Hey don't look at me I didn't mean anything. I was watching him sleep
last night and I guess I fell asleep and woke up with Tenchi screaming
and lost control of my powers!" Ryoko fumed.
"HA! You'll try and say anything to try and get me to leave!" Ayeka
retorted. "Are you calling me a liar" "I don't have to say it out loud
everybody here knows that you..." WHAM! Ayeka quickly shut up after
being punched right smack in the nose.
"OWWW! How dare you hit me Ryoko! You will pay for this." Ayeka
screamed.
"Oh well I think you should get off your high and mighty throne and
look at where you are. You certainly can't beat me and your royal
servant don't seem to be around anywhere." Ryoko yelled back.
"You demon, you'll pay for that remark. Azaka, Kamidake!" The guardians
suddenly appeared in the room. "Yes ma'am." They said at the same time.
"Get this demon and rip her APART."
"Yes ma'am. Sorry Ryoko we are just following orders." The two
guardians then materialized in front of Ryoko.
"Oh crap, I better go get some paint and tools." Tenchi said in a
miserable and terrified voice.
"Ah don't worry about it. So you think you oversized pieces of fire wood can
take me?!" Ryoko mocked. The two guardians suddenly opened fire while
Ryoko just phased in and out toying with them. "Is all you got?" Ryoko
then phased in behind them and kicked them as hard as she could in the
rear end and they went sailing through the wall and landed in the lake.
"That was to easy" Ryoko laughed. By this time Ayeka was red with anger
delivered a punch combined with her Jurai shield to an unsuspecting
Ryoko right in the head.
"You!!!!!!" Ryoko was as red as Ayeka now.
"Ahaha..." Ayeka chuckled when she was cut short by a blast from Ryoko.
"Oh CRAP, time to go get those paint and tools." Tenchi bolted out the
door to avoid crossfire.
"Cheap shot Ryoko!" Suddenly Ayeka's mini logs appeared around Ryoko
and
shocked the hell out of her. Ryoko quickly activated her sword while
Ayeka activated her shield. Ryoko was relentlessly beating on Ayeka's
shield and finally penetrated it sending Ayeka flying against the wall.
Tenchi was back now and saw that they were still fighting.
"They're still at it, this is serious I have got to stop them before
one or both are killed." Tenchi ran in his room and saw Ryoko charging up
an energy ball to strike a helpless Ayeka. Suddenly Tenchi was pushed over
the edge at the thought of anyone getting killed, and over HIM for that
matter, his three Light Hawk Wings sprang from his body in time for him
to jump in front of the blast and activate the Light Hawk's shield and
absorb the attack with ease. "Ryoko! You could gave killed her what
were you thinking?!" Tenchi yelled as the Light Hawk Wings were dispersed.
"Tenchi I don't know what came over me... I... I'm..." Ryoko was interrupted
by Ayeka just starting to get back up.
"You... You... DEMON you unemotional thing, you won't ever feel love, you
probably can't, even if you could Tenchi could never love gutter trash like
you...You... MONSTER!!!!" Ayeka stood there gasping for breath after
letting out most of her bottled up anger. Tears began to well up in
Ryoko's eyes when suddenly she turned away.
"Ryoko! Wait!" Tenchi yelled but it was to late she had already
disappeared. Tenchi looked at Ayeka full of anger. "Ayeka how could you
do something like that, I mean I know you hate each other and she nearly killed you, but the heart is extremely delicate and suffers greatly if harmed my grandfather says it's even worse than death. I didn't
think that someone could say such cold things, especially the crown
princess of Jurai! You and Ryoko are a lot alike whether you like it or not. I thought you were better than that Ayeka!" Ayeka was stunned she saw the anger in Tenchi's eyes and knew he was genuinely mad for what she had done.
"Tenchi... I'm sorry I..."
"Ayeka I'm not the one who needs an apology, you hurt her very badly,
Ryoko may seem tough and can't be broken but she actually has a very
kind and sensitive heart which you just tore into pieces without a care. You know very well that she's been abused and controlled by Kagato all her life and has never had a chance to feel love." With that
Tenchi walked away, leaving a crushed Ayeka, who immediately ran to her
room and locked herself up.
Tenchi ran down stares with a quick goodbye to Sasami and told her
to save breakfast for him, with that he ran out the door in search of
Ryoko.
Meanwhile the greatest scientific genius in the universe was down in
her lab crying. Through her mind link with Ryoko she had seen the scene
unfold and felt the wave of emotions Ryoko was experiencing, in short
she had basically experienced the argument. "Damn you Ayeka! Ryoko has
feelings to though she may not show it most of the time she does have
them and should be treated like everybody else." Washu said to no one
in
particular.
Outside Ryoko was on the roof sobbing uncontrollably. {Ayeka's right
I am a monster I'll never experience true love not with Tenchi or
anyone, I'm just a monster I can't feel for anyone and no one can feel
for me.} Ryoko screamed in her mind continuing to sob. "Tenchi." She
whispered quietly to herself. "Why can't you understand what I'm trying
to tell you, trying to tell you that I lo..." She was startled by a
voice in her head.
{I know Ryoko, it's hard but don't give up, don't bend to Ayeka's
words,
they're not true, you truly love Tenchi... Don't you?} Ryoko, for once,
was glad that her "mom" was talking to her.
{Thanks mom but she's right Tenchi cares nothing for me.}
{Ryoko never say such a thing when you know she's just saying it to
anger you, I know it isn't true Tenchi has said nothing to Ayeka to
hint
that she was speaking the truth. Now are you gonna come down?} Washu
asked in a concerned way.
{No, I still need some time to myself, but thank for talking to me and
making me feel better.}
{No problem Ryoko. Oh but before I go I just wanted to say, thanks for
calling me MOM!} Washu said this last part in a childish voice just as
Ryoko fell flat on her face and then broke the mind link.
"Washu's right Why should I gives a flip what Ayeka thinks, she's
probably just jealous" Ryoko said quietly to herself. Just then she
heard the door open and she saw Tenchi running.
"Ryoko!" {God where is she, I hope she didn't go and ki... No, I can't
think like that, I just don't know what I'd do if she were to die.}
Tenchi cursed to himself. {I want to express my true feelings to her
but
that would crush Ayeka. I love Ayeka but only in a sister kind of way,
still I wouldn't be able to do that to her. OHHHHHH!!! This is so
aggravating!} Tenchi thought to himself. Suddenly Tenchi snapped back
to
the real world and continued to call for Ryoko. She decided not to
worry
him and phased down right in front of him. "Ry... AAAAAHHHHHH!" Tenchi
was scared at first suddenly seeing Ryoko teleport in front of him. He
was just about to yell at her when he remembered the conversation he
had
just had with himself and why he was out there in the first place. "Oh
god Ryoko, thank Tsunami I found you are you alright, I mean I am so
mad
and ashamed at what Ayeka said to you it must of hurt you so..." He was
suddenly interrupted by Ryoko.
"Tenchi, it's okay I'm fine, I know Ayeka's words are untrue and they
mean nothing to me anymore." Hearing this he wondered what was wrong
usually she would never forget about it that fast.
"Ryoko I'm not siding with you I just comforted you first because of
how
much you want to be loved and because you are so concerned with that
stuff, I ask you though to please apologize to Ayeka, I'll ask her to
do
the same."
"Well, ok but only because you asked me Tenchi.
"Ok, thanks Ryoko." Tenchi said.
"Your welcome. Oh, before I forget how about we go back to your room
later and start from where we left off." Suddenly Tenchi's face went
red
and blood trickled down his knows.
"Ryoko get serious, now go do something until I finish talking to
Ayeka."
"OOOHHH but Tenchiiii I don't want to DO anything unless it's you... I
mean WITH you." Ryoko said seductively as that small trickle of blood
turned into Niagara Falls.
"Ryoko!!! Go before I get angry." Tenchi said through closed teeth.
"Oh all right, but I better see you later." "Don't worry you..."
"In your room." She said once more in a seductive voice.
"Just go!!!" Tenchi was definitely getting mad not to mention
embarrassed.
"All right, all right see ya." Then she disappeared. "Now to go to
Ayeka." Tenchi said running off.
"TENCHI!!!!!" A loud voice rang out; this voice was not that of
Ayeka or Ryoko but of an enraged Sasami.
{Oh crap!} Tenchi thought, Sasami's wrath was a force to be reckoned
with. "Uhhh... Is something wrong Sasami?" Tenchi said starting to
sweat.
"Do you know what time it is Tenchi!!? I'm already starting to fix
lunch
and you're just now coming in!" Sasami was mad there was no doubt of
that, she worked hard to prepare their meals and was infuriated when
someone missed one, except for Washu who had a tendency to miss several
meals, usually working on some kind of experiment.
"How long have I been gone Sasami?" Tenchi asked.
"About an hour."
"WHAT! No way it couldn't have been that long thirty minutes maybe but
an hour's a little over the top." Tenchi said in a puzzled way.
"Don't worry Tenchi it's ok." Sasami said cheering up a little. "I
promise not to miss lunch ok Sasami, if I do I give you permission to
unleash all your wrath upon me." Tenchi said uneasily. Sasami just
giggled, shewed him away with her hand and went back to work.
Tenchi ran straight to Ayeka's room. "Ayeka, Ayeka are you awake?"
Tenchi asked.
"Yes, what do you want Lord Tenchi" Ayeka said through her sobs.
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry for only yelling at you. I know you
weren't completely at fault but those were some pretty harsh words and
they hurt her. I've asked her to apologize and she agreed now I'm
asking
you to apologize to her." Tenchi said his tone soft and soothing.
" OH Lord Tenchi I'll apologize, BUT only because you asked. Thank you
for forgiving me." Ayeka said while crying but not because of sadness
but joy.
"You're welcome Ayeka. Now, go apologize to Ryoko then come down for
lunch."
"LUNCH!!! How long have I been up here." Ayeka said with a shocked and
confused expression.
"That's what I said, bye." With that Tenchi walked out the door.
Meanwhile Ayeka decided to show herself and go apologize to Ryoko.
Just the thought of that made her cringe. She found Ryoko up in her
usual spot on one of the roof beams above the couch, but she seemed
deep
in thought, though she seemed to be concentrating real hard she had on
a
bright smile. "Ryoko I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I said,
truly I am." At this Ryoko looked down.
"Apology accepted. I'm sorry for blasting you." "Thanks Ryoko"
"Same hear Ayeka, see ya." With that the pirate disappeared.
Later at lunch. "That was great Sasami, as usual" Sasami blushed at
Tenchi words.
"Oh it wasn't much Tenchi."
"Always the modest one eh Sasami? Well bye Sasami see you at dinner."
Then Tenchi ran to the shrine for his training which he dreaded.
"Grandpa." Tenchi called when suddenly Katsuhito jumped from behind a
tree and charged at Tenchi with a loud battle cry. Tenchi saw a bokken
lying on the ground and picked it up in a vain attempt to block. WHACK
Tenchi was struck in the head, WHACK in the stomach, and finally WHACK
smack dab between the eyes by Katsuhito's bokken. Suddenly all went
black, Ryoko was watching all this when she ignited her sword and was
very tempted to slash Katsuhito's head clean off his shoulders, but
knew
Tenchi would never forgive her so she dispersed the sword and phased
out
and back in front of Tenchi.
"Don't worry grandfather I'll take him back to Washu's lab. Katsuhito
nodded.
"Yes Tenchi seems preoccupied at the moment tell, him he needs to get
whatever's on his mind off." Katsuhito then turned to walk back to the
shrine as Ryoko phased out and appeared in Washu's lab. Washu turned at
the sound of someone running towards her. After Ryoko had explained
Washu just calmed her over reactive daughter and started bandaging to
Tenchi's wounds.
It had been about to hours and Tenchi was still unconscious which
was starting to worry Ryoko and Ayeka not to mention the others. When
Tenchi woke up and his vision started to clear he noticed he saw five
pairs of eyes staring right at him, all wearing worried expressions.
"Whaaaaahhh" Tenchi shot up and noticed that his head and torso were
bandaged up. "...OWWWWW! My head." Tenchi moaned as he noticed the pain
in his head.
"Tenchi!" All the girls said in unison.
"Tenchi we were so worried you scared the hell out of us. I sure hope
you're happy. Ryoko said with concern and sarcasm.
"Yes Lord Tenchi you did give us quite a scare." Ayeka said concern
also
in her voice.
"Yeah, well you girls also are overreacting, I mean he only has two
broken ribs, a slight concussion, and a bloody nose, which I am also
certain it was because he woke up looking at my beautiful face." Washu
said in a what's the big deal and a childish kind of way.
"WHA!?!? JUST TWO broken ribs and a SLIGHT concussion. Tenchi yelled.
"Oh sorry Tenchi I forgot that these kinds of injuries are a big deal
here. For me it's nothing to mend them, because I'm a genius!"
"Ahahaha!"
Washu cackled just as the Washu bots A and B came out of Washu's hair.
"Washu you are such a genius!" Cheered A.
"There's nothing you can't do you're the greatest Washu." B followed.
"Washu the greatest scientific genius in the universe!" A and B cheered
together before returning to Washu's hair. Everyone's face faulted
except Washu and Tenchi, Tenchi would have had he not been strapped to
a
table.
"Well whatever Washu just do your thing and nothing and I mean nothing
else no trying to get that "sample" ok." Tenchi said.
"All right, all right I won't" Washu said. The others finally got back
on their feet. "Ok, everybody out Tenchi needs his rest." Washu said
herding them toward the door.
"Hey you better not be trying to just get us out so you can be with
Tenchi or mark my word Washu I'll kick your a..." Ryoko was cut short
when Ayeka interrupted.
"Yes I do agree with Ryoko on this, I'll make sure I get a piece of you
if you touch Tenchi in the wrong way, or anything else inappropriate."
Ayeka said, both she and Ryoko fuming.
"Look I already said I wouldn't so you'll just have to trust me, know
go." Ayeka, Ryoko and the others walked out. Ayeka and Ryoko looking a
bit hesitant. Washu started typing on her holo-top computer. Suddenly a
subspace pocket opened and Washu pulled some machine out that looked
like a handheld windshield wiper only slightly larger with some type of
light on the top.
"Ehehe, uh Washu may I ask what that is?" Tenchi asked nervously.
"This? Oh it's just one of my little inventions. A bone rebuilder and
re-locater, it will rebuild any shattered bones and pop in dislocated
ones. Oh and one more thing this may hurt." The small scientist said
with an evil grin.
"Oh no" was all Tenchi could get out when Washu suddenly turned the
machine on and a bright red light came on. Suddenly waves of pain were
flowing through him and the sound of popping and reforming bones could
be heard. "YYYOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tenchi screamed as he
passed out.
When Tenchi awoke in Washu's lab he saw his head and torso were no
longer bandaged, they were a little sore but completely healed. He
noticed Washu was not there and he was no longer strapped down to the
table, and his clothes were still on to boot. He guessed Washu meant
for
him to see himself out. He walked out of the broom closet, which was
actually Washu's lab when he was glomped by Ryoko and AYEKA! That was a
first.
"Oh Tenchi I was so worried about you." A huge sweat drop formed on
everybody's head save Ayeka and Ryoko as they said this in unison.
"Hey get off Tenchi I'm the only one allowed to tackle him, right
Tenchi?" Ryoko said the last part seductively.
"Oh and just who made that rule?" Ayeka spat.
"It's not a rule it's just Tenchi would rather it be me on him than
prissy little princess like you."
"Oh you!!!" Tenchi knew that if he let this go on all hell would break
loose.
"LADYS please remember what happened the last time you got in a fight,
and every other time for that matter, now please just calm down."
Tenchi
said.
"All right." They said in unison. After that they went their separate
ways, Tenchi went to the carrot field, Ryoko started napping on the
roof
beam, and Ayeka was doing housework grumbling about how Ryoko was a
lazy
good for nothing, Washu was finishing another experiment, Mihoshi was
called on a Galaxy Police assignment, and Sasami was preparing another
meal fit for a king while displaying amazing balance fixing about
twenty
different thing at the same time.
Tenchi was out tending to the carrot patch thinking to himself.
{Those two they're going to keep fighting until one killed the other,
and all because of me! What makes all these women like me, most people
would kill to be me, or in this case be with me. I mean what's so
special about me what do they see in me?} Suddenly Tenchi saw something
move out of the corner of his eye. He grabbed hoe and held it like a
sword. "Who's there? Show yourself!" Tenchi yelled. Ryo-Ohki jumped out
from behind a tree and ran for the basket of carrots Tenchi had just
finished gathering. "Oh no you don't Ryo-Ohki, these are for dinner."
Tenchi said putting out his leg to intervene the cabbit.
"MIYYAAA!" Ryo-Ohki wailed in an aggravated way.
"No you'll just have to..."
"MMMMMIIIYYYAAAAAA!!!!!" Ryo-Ohki interrupted Tenchi with a frightened
look on her face.
"Huh! What's wrong?" The cabbit only turned and ran. "I wonder what's
wrong with her?" Tenchi's question was quickly answered when her heard
a
faint whistling sound. He turned and looked up to see none other than
the Yukanocho, Mihoshi's space ship flying towards him in a downward
spiral. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" KABOOM the Yukanocho missed
Tenchi, but just barely, unfortunately it toasted the carrot field.
Mihoshi popped out black as coal and crying her eyes out.
"Tenchi! I'm so sorry I just lost control and... And...
WHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" Mihoshi stuttered as tears flowed like rivers from
Mihoshi's eyes.
"Mihoshi don't worry about it, now just go inside and get cleaned up."
Tenchi said in an aggravated voice.
"Oh... Ok Tenchi." Mihoshi said through sobs. Ryo-Ohki had seen this
and
transformed into The Ryo-Ohki and started firing at Mihoshi.
"WHAAAH!" Mihoshi was screaming and desperately trying to dodge lasers.
"Ryo-Ohki! Calm down now!" Tenchi yelled.
"Miyyyaaa!"
"I know it's bad, but you don't need to blast Mihoshi for it, it's not
like she did it on purpose. I'm the one who should be mad I have to
replant all this. Now, take what's lefts and give it to Sasami." Tenchi
said
"Miya." Ryo-Ohki said as she beamed up the carrots.
"Ok Mihoshi you can go back to the house now. Please tell Sasami that I
might be a little late for dinner. See ya.
"Ok see ya Tenchi." Mihoshi said as she ran off.
Three weeks later. "I'm starting to get worried about Washu."
Tenchi
said to Sasami.
"Yeah me to she has eaten in a whole week let alone come out of her
lab,
what could she be working on?"
Suddenly the door to Washu's lab opened and Washu stepped out. " I'm so
glad you asked Sasami."
"Washu! You've finally come out." The young princess said with
excitement.
"Yes, and I've completed my newest invention, the Fix It 5,000. After
that serious fight three weeks ago I was inspired to make this
invention
to help with any future repairs to the house, or Tenchi's room.
Observe." Washu then summoned her holo-computer and typed a command.
For
a second nothing happened, BOOM! A huge hole was made in the wall
beside
Washu.
"Hey, what're doing Washu that's just..."
"Shut up Tenchi" Washu said. Washu pressed a button on her machine. The
machine roared to life and started scanning the hole. "First it will
scan the hole, then it will slowly repair it just be patient." The blue
be the machine was emitting turned red and the hole started slowly
repairing. "See Tenchi this will save you loads of time I am such a
genius." Washu bots A and B started to pop up and cheer Washu on when
Mihoshi came in.
"Hey everybody I finished cleaning up and... Oooh Washu what's this."
Mihoshi was moving her finger closer to a red button that said, DANGER,
Mihoshi don't you dare touch this.
"MIHOSHI! No don't touch that!!!!!" Washu screamed.
BOOM! Every window in the house was shattered and the house looked
slightly misshapen. Ryoko and Ayeka stormed down the stares covered in
dirt from head to toe.
"What the hell just happened!?" Ryoko screamed in an angry tone.
"Yes, I too am curious as to what has happened... THIS time!?"
"Guess." was all Tenchi said.
Ryoko thought for a minute. "Hmmm. I got it Washu made some invention
that would improve life, as we know it. Everything was going good until
Mihoshi came in with her innocent look on and pressed the one button
that would cause the machine to blow up thus causing everybody a load
of
hell."
"Am I that predictable?" Mihoshi said with a skeptic look on her face.
"Yep." Tenchi said.
"You're sure taking this well." Washu said slightly aggravated by the
fact her machine was completely destroyed.
"I'm used to it by now." Tenchi said his face expressionless. A sweat
drop formed on all the girl's heads and they chuckled nervously. "Oh!
Don't get me wrong if any one of you left my life would change to much,
sure you cause trouble but I've become accustomed to it and it's
something I've learned to like."
"OOOOHHH you are just so sweet!!!" Ryoko squealed.
"I have to agree with the monster this time Tenchi." Ayeka said.
"Yeah." The others chimed in with their agreement.
"Tenchi" Noboyuki said as he walked through the front door. "What
are ya do... WHAAAA!!!! What happened to the house?!" Noboyuki said in
shock
"Oh hey dad. Just one of Washu's experiments destroyed by the one and
only Mihoshi."
Mihoshi turned red. "I'm sorry Mr. Masaki I... WHAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Mihoshi broke down in tears, AGAIN and water was slowly filling the
living room.
"Oh don't worry Mihoshi I thought it was Tenchi's fault, but I'm not
gonna get mad at someone so cute. That goes for all you girls I mean
I'd
have to be crazy. Tenchi hasn't even "Gotten to know you." If you get
my
point." Noboyuki chuckled evilly at upon saying this. The girls turned
beet red and a huge smile appeared on their faces, Tenchi on the other
hand turned red with an embarrassed look.
"DAD! Cut that out."
"Well never mind that I still have to "Get to know you." Noboyuki
grinned and laughed. The girl's smiles faded. Ryoko's beam sword
erupted
from her hand and Ayeka summoned her logs around Noboyuki.
"I'm gonna make you pay for that remark you pervert!" Ryoko growled
with
a look of doom on her face.
"Yes you hentai I'll agree and assist Ryoko on this task." Ayeka
growled
with the same look and motive as Ryoko" Suddenly Ryoko dashed at
Noboyuki her sword pointed right at him. Noboyuki barely had enough
time
to dodge when suddenly Ayeka's mini logs started to power up.
"OOOOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!!!" Noboyuki yelled as he ran like a bat out of
hell
out the door with Ayeka and Ryoko at his heels, Ryoko keeping him
constantly moving firing energy balls at him. "STOP! I was just kidding
jeez lay off. SOOMMMMMEEEEBBBBODDDYYY! HHEEELLLPPPP ME!"
" Aren't you going to stop them Tenchi, they might hurt him." Asked a
worried Sasami.
"Nah, they won't hurt him... To bad." Tenchi said with a grin. "Now I
have to get busy fixing this so you girls go get cleaned up."
"Ok Tenchi." The girls said as they went their separate ways.
"Man those girls are so high matinance, but I could care less."
No need for Confusion!
It was a beautiful summer day at the Masaki home. Tenchi was just
starting to stir as the sun's ray shone on his face. Tenchi awoke with
a yawn while rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Oh man I needed a good
night sleep after yesterday. Man I hope the girls are to tired jump and
hang all over me tod..." Tenchi was cut short when he saw what was
floating above him. It was Ryoko but with her clothes on this time and
asleep! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Tenchi suddenly yelled out of habit more
than real shock. Suddenly Ryoko awoke in shock.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" She mimicked as she lost control of her powers and
fell right on top of him.
Meanwhile downstairs. "Good morning Sasami what are you fixing it
smells wonderful." Ayeka commented and walked into the kitchen where
her younger sister was cooking up a storm with Ryo-Ohki on her head.
"Oh, hey Ayeka, I was just cooking breakfast, we're having your
favorite I thought it might help you relax." The young princess
replied.
"That sounds good. Besides you're the best cook so anything you make is
wonderful." Ayeka said with a smile.
"ONLY cook!" Sasami said glaring at Ayeka. At this Ayeka turned beet
red
and replied with an embarrassed chuckle. All of a sudden they heard a
scream from upstairs.
"That was Lord Tenchi!" Ayeka said sounding both worried and angry
at knowing just who caused the outburst. Another scream was heard
upstairs
this one though was feminine. "RYOKO!!!" Ayeka screamed as she flew out
of the kitchen and up the stairs like a bat out of hell. Sasami just
stood there rolling her eyes having become used to this as an everyday
thing.
"RYOKO! Get off of me." Tenchi yelled red as a beet and the
familiar feeling of blood threatening to trickle out of his nose from
the force of Ryoko's landing and from embarrassment from the fact that
Ryoko was on top of him.
"Oh! Tenchi I'm sorry, for real this time, I was just watching you
sleep it kid of... Well calms me. I mean I'm already calm I just have
to protect you, that's all." Ryoko quickly corrected herself.
"What? It calms you. Ryoko are you ok." Tenchi asked curiously.
"Of course what's wrong with me watching you, as long as I don't...
Well you know DO anything." Suddenly Ayeka burst through the door.
"RYOKO! Get off Lord Tenchi this INSTANT!!!" Ayeka as usual suspected
Ryoko of glomping on Tenchi and disturbing his sleep and trying to
seduce him (Which in my opinion wouldn't be hard... For me anyway.).
Ryoko quickly turned to the princess, and in a flash she phased out and
back standing right in front of Ayeka looking furious.
"Hey don't look at me I didn't mean anything. I was watching him sleep
last night and I guess I fell asleep and woke up with Tenchi screaming
and lost control of my powers!" Ryoko fumed.
"HA! You'll try and say anything to try and get me to leave!" Ayeka
retorted. "Are you calling me a liar" "I don't have to say it out loud
everybody here knows that you..." WHAM! Ayeka quickly shut up after
being punched right smack in the nose.
"OWWW! How dare you hit me Ryoko! You will pay for this." Ayeka
screamed.
"Oh well I think you should get off your high and mighty throne and
look at where you are. You certainly can't beat me and your royal
servant don't seem to be around anywhere." Ryoko yelled back.
"You demon, you'll pay for that remark. Azaka, Kamidake!" The guardians
suddenly appeared in the room. "Yes ma'am." They said at the same time.
"Get this demon and rip her APART."
"Yes ma'am. Sorry Ryoko we are just following orders." The two
guardians then materialized in front of Ryoko.
"Oh crap, I better go get some paint and tools." Tenchi said in a
miserable and terrified voice.
"Ah don't worry about it. So you think you oversized pieces of fire wood can
take me?!" Ryoko mocked. The two guardians suddenly opened fire while
Ryoko just phased in and out toying with them. "Is all you got?" Ryoko
then phased in behind them and kicked them as hard as she could in the
rear end and they went sailing through the wall and landed in the lake.
"That was to easy" Ryoko laughed. By this time Ayeka was red with anger
delivered a punch combined with her Jurai shield to an unsuspecting
Ryoko right in the head.
"You!!!!!!" Ryoko was as red as Ayeka now.
"Ahaha..." Ayeka chuckled when she was cut short by a blast from Ryoko.
"Oh CRAP, time to go get those paint and tools." Tenchi bolted out the
door to avoid crossfire.
"Cheap shot Ryoko!" Suddenly Ayeka's mini logs appeared around Ryoko
and
shocked the hell out of her. Ryoko quickly activated her sword while
Ayeka activated her shield. Ryoko was relentlessly beating on Ayeka's
shield and finally penetrated it sending Ayeka flying against the wall.
Tenchi was back now and saw that they were still fighting.
"They're still at it, this is serious I have got to stop them before
one or both are killed." Tenchi ran in his room and saw Ryoko charging up
an energy ball to strike a helpless Ayeka. Suddenly Tenchi was pushed over
the edge at the thought of anyone getting killed, and over HIM for that
matter, his three Light Hawk Wings sprang from his body in time for him
to jump in front of the blast and activate the Light Hawk's shield and
absorb the attack with ease. "Ryoko! You could gave killed her what
were you thinking?!" Tenchi yelled as the Light Hawk Wings were dispersed.
"Tenchi I don't know what came over me... I... I'm..." Ryoko was interrupted
by Ayeka just starting to get back up.
"You... You... DEMON you unemotional thing, you won't ever feel love, you
probably can't, even if you could Tenchi could never love gutter trash like
you...You... MONSTER!!!!" Ayeka stood there gasping for breath after
letting out most of her bottled up anger. Tears began to well up in
Ryoko's eyes when suddenly she turned away.
"Ryoko! Wait!" Tenchi yelled but it was to late she had already
disappeared. Tenchi looked at Ayeka full of anger. "Ayeka how could you
do something like that, I mean I know you hate each other and she nearly killed you, but the heart is extremely delicate and suffers greatly if harmed my grandfather says it's even worse than death. I didn't
think that someone could say such cold things, especially the crown
princess of Jurai! You and Ryoko are a lot alike whether you like it or not. I thought you were better than that Ayeka!" Ayeka was stunned she saw the anger in Tenchi's eyes and knew he was genuinely mad for what she had done.
"Tenchi... I'm sorry I..."
"Ayeka I'm not the one who needs an apology, you hurt her very badly,
Ryoko may seem tough and can't be broken but she actually has a very
kind and sensitive heart which you just tore into pieces without a care. You know very well that she's been abused and controlled by Kagato all her life and has never had a chance to feel love." With that
Tenchi walked away, leaving a crushed Ayeka, who immediately ran to her
room and locked herself up.
Tenchi ran down stares with a quick goodbye to Sasami and told her
to save breakfast for him, with that he ran out the door in search of
Ryoko.
Meanwhile the greatest scientific genius in the universe was down in
her lab crying. Through her mind link with Ryoko she had seen the scene
unfold and felt the wave of emotions Ryoko was experiencing, in short
she had basically experienced the argument. "Damn you Ayeka! Ryoko has
feelings to though she may not show it most of the time she does have
them and should be treated like everybody else." Washu said to no one
in
particular.
Outside Ryoko was on the roof sobbing uncontrollably. {Ayeka's right
I am a monster I'll never experience true love not with Tenchi or
anyone, I'm just a monster I can't feel for anyone and no one can feel
for me.} Ryoko screamed in her mind continuing to sob. "Tenchi." She
whispered quietly to herself. "Why can't you understand what I'm trying
to tell you, trying to tell you that I lo..." She was startled by a
voice in her head.
{I know Ryoko, it's hard but don't give up, don't bend to Ayeka's
words,
they're not true, you truly love Tenchi... Don't you?} Ryoko, for once,
was glad that her "mom" was talking to her.
{Thanks mom but she's right Tenchi cares nothing for me.}
{Ryoko never say such a thing when you know she's just saying it to
anger you, I know it isn't true Tenchi has said nothing to Ayeka to
hint
that she was speaking the truth. Now are you gonna come down?} Washu
asked in a concerned way.
{No, I still need some time to myself, but thank for talking to me and
making me feel better.}
{No problem Ryoko. Oh but before I go I just wanted to say, thanks for
calling me MOM!} Washu said this last part in a childish voice just as
Ryoko fell flat on her face and then broke the mind link.
"Washu's right Why should I gives a flip what Ayeka thinks, she's
probably just jealous" Ryoko said quietly to herself. Just then she
heard the door open and she saw Tenchi running.
"Ryoko!" {God where is she, I hope she didn't go and ki... No, I can't
think like that, I just don't know what I'd do if she were to die.}
Tenchi cursed to himself. {I want to express my true feelings to her
but
that would crush Ayeka. I love Ayeka but only in a sister kind of way,
still I wouldn't be able to do that to her. OHHHHHH!!! This is so
aggravating!} Tenchi thought to himself. Suddenly Tenchi snapped back
to
the real world and continued to call for Ryoko. She decided not to
worry
him and phased down right in front of him. "Ry... AAAAAHHHHHH!" Tenchi
was scared at first suddenly seeing Ryoko teleport in front of him. He
was just about to yell at her when he remembered the conversation he
had
just had with himself and why he was out there in the first place. "Oh
god Ryoko, thank Tsunami I found you are you alright, I mean I am so
mad
and ashamed at what Ayeka said to you it must of hurt you so..." He was
suddenly interrupted by Ryoko.
"Tenchi, it's okay I'm fine, I know Ayeka's words are untrue and they
mean nothing to me anymore." Hearing this he wondered what was wrong
usually she would never forget about it that fast.
"Ryoko I'm not siding with you I just comforted you first because of
how
much you want to be loved and because you are so concerned with that
stuff, I ask you though to please apologize to Ayeka, I'll ask her to
do
the same."
"Well, ok but only because you asked me Tenchi.
"Ok, thanks Ryoko." Tenchi said.
"Your welcome. Oh, before I forget how about we go back to your room
later and start from where we left off." Suddenly Tenchi's face went
red
and blood trickled down his knows.
"Ryoko get serious, now go do something until I finish talking to
Ayeka."
"OOOHHH but Tenchiiii I don't want to DO anything unless it's you... I
mean WITH you." Ryoko said seductively as that small trickle of blood
turned into Niagara Falls.
"Ryoko!!! Go before I get angry." Tenchi said through closed teeth.
"Oh all right, but I better see you later." "Don't worry you..."
"In your room." She said once more in a seductive voice.
"Just go!!!" Tenchi was definitely getting mad not to mention
embarrassed.
"All right, all right see ya." Then she disappeared. "Now to go to
Ayeka." Tenchi said running off.
"TENCHI!!!!!" A loud voice rang out; this voice was not that of
Ayeka or Ryoko but of an enraged Sasami.
{Oh crap!} Tenchi thought, Sasami's wrath was a force to be reckoned
with. "Uhhh... Is something wrong Sasami?" Tenchi said starting to
sweat.
"Do you know what time it is Tenchi!!? I'm already starting to fix
lunch
and you're just now coming in!" Sasami was mad there was no doubt of
that, she worked hard to prepare their meals and was infuriated when
someone missed one, except for Washu who had a tendency to miss several
meals, usually working on some kind of experiment.
"How long have I been gone Sasami?" Tenchi asked.
"About an hour."
"WHAT! No way it couldn't have been that long thirty minutes maybe but
an hour's a little over the top." Tenchi said in a puzzled way.
"Don't worry Tenchi it's ok." Sasami said cheering up a little. "I
promise not to miss lunch ok Sasami, if I do I give you permission to
unleash all your wrath upon me." Tenchi said uneasily. Sasami just
giggled, shewed him away with her hand and went back to work.
Tenchi ran straight to Ayeka's room. "Ayeka, Ayeka are you awake?"
Tenchi asked.
"Yes, what do you want Lord Tenchi" Ayeka said through her sobs.
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry for only yelling at you. I know you
weren't completely at fault but those were some pretty harsh words and
they hurt her. I've asked her to apologize and she agreed now I'm
asking
you to apologize to her." Tenchi said his tone soft and soothing.
" OH Lord Tenchi I'll apologize, BUT only because you asked. Thank you
for forgiving me." Ayeka said while crying but not because of sadness
but joy.
"You're welcome Ayeka. Now, go apologize to Ryoko then come down for
lunch."
"LUNCH!!! How long have I been up here." Ayeka said with a shocked and
confused expression.
"That's what I said, bye." With that Tenchi walked out the door.
Meanwhile Ayeka decided to show herself and go apologize to Ryoko.
Just the thought of that made her cringe. She found Ryoko up in her
usual spot on one of the roof beams above the couch, but she seemed
deep
in thought, though she seemed to be concentrating real hard she had on
a
bright smile. "Ryoko I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I said,
truly I am." At this Ryoko looked down.
"Apology accepted. I'm sorry for blasting you." "Thanks Ryoko"
"Same hear Ayeka, see ya." With that the pirate disappeared.
Later at lunch. "That was great Sasami, as usual" Sasami blushed at
Tenchi words.
"Oh it wasn't much Tenchi."
"Always the modest one eh Sasami? Well bye Sasami see you at dinner."
Then Tenchi ran to the shrine for his training which he dreaded.
"Grandpa." Tenchi called when suddenly Katsuhito jumped from behind a
tree and charged at Tenchi with a loud battle cry. Tenchi saw a bokken
lying on the ground and picked it up in a vain attempt to block. WHACK
Tenchi was struck in the head, WHACK in the stomach, and finally WHACK
smack dab between the eyes by Katsuhito's bokken. Suddenly all went
black, Ryoko was watching all this when she ignited her sword and was
very tempted to slash Katsuhito's head clean off his shoulders, but
knew
Tenchi would never forgive her so she dispersed the sword and phased
out
and back in front of Tenchi.
"Don't worry grandfather I'll take him back to Washu's lab. Katsuhito
nodded.
"Yes Tenchi seems preoccupied at the moment tell, him he needs to get
whatever's on his mind off." Katsuhito then turned to walk back to the
shrine as Ryoko phased out and appeared in Washu's lab. Washu turned at
the sound of someone running towards her. After Ryoko had explained
Washu just calmed her over reactive daughter and started bandaging to
Tenchi's wounds.
It had been about to hours and Tenchi was still unconscious which
was starting to worry Ryoko and Ayeka not to mention the others. When
Tenchi woke up and his vision started to clear he noticed he saw five
pairs of eyes staring right at him, all wearing worried expressions.
"Whaaaaahhh" Tenchi shot up and noticed that his head and torso were
bandaged up. "...OWWWWW! My head." Tenchi moaned as he noticed the pain
in his head.
"Tenchi!" All the girls said in unison.
"Tenchi we were so worried you scared the hell out of us. I sure hope
you're happy. Ryoko said with concern and sarcasm.
"Yes Lord Tenchi you did give us quite a scare." Ayeka said concern
also
in her voice.
"Yeah, well you girls also are overreacting, I mean he only has two
broken ribs, a slight concussion, and a bloody nose, which I am also
certain it was because he woke up looking at my beautiful face." Washu
said in a what's the big deal and a childish kind of way.
"WHA!?!? JUST TWO broken ribs and a SLIGHT concussion. Tenchi yelled.
"Oh sorry Tenchi I forgot that these kinds of injuries are a big deal
here. For me it's nothing to mend them, because I'm a genius!"
"Ahahaha!"
Washu cackled just as the Washu bots A and B came out of Washu's hair.
"Washu you are such a genius!" Cheered A.
"There's nothing you can't do you're the greatest Washu." B followed.
"Washu the greatest scientific genius in the universe!" A and B cheered
together before returning to Washu's hair. Everyone's face faulted
except Washu and Tenchi, Tenchi would have had he not been strapped to
a
table.
"Well whatever Washu just do your thing and nothing and I mean nothing
else no trying to get that "sample" ok." Tenchi said.
"All right, all right I won't" Washu said. The others finally got back
on their feet. "Ok, everybody out Tenchi needs his rest." Washu said
herding them toward the door.
"Hey you better not be trying to just get us out so you can be with
Tenchi or mark my word Washu I'll kick your a..." Ryoko was cut short
when Ayeka interrupted.
"Yes I do agree with Ryoko on this, I'll make sure I get a piece of you
if you touch Tenchi in the wrong way, or anything else inappropriate."
Ayeka said, both she and Ryoko fuming.
"Look I already said I wouldn't so you'll just have to trust me, know
go." Ayeka, Ryoko and the others walked out. Ayeka and Ryoko looking a
bit hesitant. Washu started typing on her holo-top computer. Suddenly a
subspace pocket opened and Washu pulled some machine out that looked
like a handheld windshield wiper only slightly larger with some type of
light on the top.
"Ehehe, uh Washu may I ask what that is?" Tenchi asked nervously.
"This? Oh it's just one of my little inventions. A bone rebuilder and
re-locater, it will rebuild any shattered bones and pop in dislocated
ones. Oh and one more thing this may hurt." The small scientist said
with an evil grin.
"Oh no" was all Tenchi could get out when Washu suddenly turned the
machine on and a bright red light came on. Suddenly waves of pain were
flowing through him and the sound of popping and reforming bones could
be heard. "YYYOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tenchi screamed as he
passed out.
When Tenchi awoke in Washu's lab he saw his head and torso were no
longer bandaged, they were a little sore but completely healed. He
noticed Washu was not there and he was no longer strapped down to the
table, and his clothes were still on to boot. He guessed Washu meant
for
him to see himself out. He walked out of the broom closet, which was
actually Washu's lab when he was glomped by Ryoko and AYEKA! That was a
first.
"Oh Tenchi I was so worried about you." A huge sweat drop formed on
everybody's head save Ayeka and Ryoko as they said this in unison.
"Hey get off Tenchi I'm the only one allowed to tackle him, right
Tenchi?" Ryoko said the last part seductively.
"Oh and just who made that rule?" Ayeka spat.
"It's not a rule it's just Tenchi would rather it be me on him than
prissy little princess like you."
"Oh you!!!" Tenchi knew that if he let this go on all hell would break
loose.
"LADYS please remember what happened the last time you got in a fight,
and every other time for that matter, now please just calm down."
Tenchi
said.
"All right." They said in unison. After that they went their separate
ways, Tenchi went to the carrot field, Ryoko started napping on the
roof
beam, and Ayeka was doing housework grumbling about how Ryoko was a
lazy
good for nothing, Washu was finishing another experiment, Mihoshi was
called on a Galaxy Police assignment, and Sasami was preparing another
meal fit for a king while displaying amazing balance fixing about
twenty
different thing at the same time.
Tenchi was out tending to the carrot patch thinking to himself.
{Those two they're going to keep fighting until one killed the other,
and all because of me! What makes all these women like me, most people
would kill to be me, or in this case be with me. I mean what's so
special about me what do they see in me?} Suddenly Tenchi saw something
move out of the corner of his eye. He grabbed hoe and held it like a
sword. "Who's there? Show yourself!" Tenchi yelled. Ryo-Ohki jumped out
from behind a tree and ran for the basket of carrots Tenchi had just
finished gathering. "Oh no you don't Ryo-Ohki, these are for dinner."
Tenchi said putting out his leg to intervene the cabbit.
"MIYYAAA!" Ryo-Ohki wailed in an aggravated way.
"No you'll just have to..."
"MMMMMIIIYYYAAAAAA!!!!!" Ryo-Ohki interrupted Tenchi with a frightened
look on her face.
"Huh! What's wrong?" The cabbit only turned and ran. "I wonder what's
wrong with her?" Tenchi's question was quickly answered when her heard
a
faint whistling sound. He turned and looked up to see none other than
the Yukanocho, Mihoshi's space ship flying towards him in a downward
spiral. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" KABOOM the Yukanocho missed
Tenchi, but just barely, unfortunately it toasted the carrot field.
Mihoshi popped out black as coal and crying her eyes out.
"Tenchi! I'm so sorry I just lost control and... And...
WHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" Mihoshi stuttered as tears flowed like rivers from
Mihoshi's eyes.
"Mihoshi don't worry about it, now just go inside and get cleaned up."
Tenchi said in an aggravated voice.
"Oh... Ok Tenchi." Mihoshi said through sobs. Ryo-Ohki had seen this
and
transformed into The Ryo-Ohki and started firing at Mihoshi.
"WHAAAH!" Mihoshi was screaming and desperately trying to dodge lasers.
"Ryo-Ohki! Calm down now!" Tenchi yelled.
"Miyyyaaa!"
"I know it's bad, but you don't need to blast Mihoshi for it, it's not
like she did it on purpose. I'm the one who should be mad I have to
replant all this. Now, take what's lefts and give it to Sasami." Tenchi
said
"Miya." Ryo-Ohki said as she beamed up the carrots.
"Ok Mihoshi you can go back to the house now. Please tell Sasami that I
might be a little late for dinner. See ya.
"Ok see ya Tenchi." Mihoshi said as she ran off.
Three weeks later. "I'm starting to get worried about Washu."
Tenchi
said to Sasami.
"Yeah me to she has eaten in a whole week let alone come out of her
lab,
what could she be working on?"
Suddenly the door to Washu's lab opened and Washu stepped out. " I'm so
glad you asked Sasami."
"Washu! You've finally come out." The young princess said with
excitement.
"Yes, and I've completed my newest invention, the Fix It 5,000. After
that serious fight three weeks ago I was inspired to make this
invention
to help with any future repairs to the house, or Tenchi's room.
Observe." Washu then summoned her holo-computer and typed a command.
For
a second nothing happened, BOOM! A huge hole was made in the wall
beside
Washu.
"Hey, what're doing Washu that's just..."
"Shut up Tenchi" Washu said. Washu pressed a button on her machine. The
machine roared to life and started scanning the hole. "First it will
scan the hole, then it will slowly repair it just be patient." The blue
be the machine was emitting turned red and the hole started slowly
repairing. "See Tenchi this will save you loads of time I am such a
genius." Washu bots A and B started to pop up and cheer Washu on when
Mihoshi came in.
"Hey everybody I finished cleaning up and... Oooh Washu what's this."
Mihoshi was moving her finger closer to a red button that said, DANGER,
Mihoshi don't you dare touch this.
"MIHOSHI! No don't touch that!!!!!" Washu screamed.
BOOM! Every window in the house was shattered and the house looked
slightly misshapen. Ryoko and Ayeka stormed down the stares covered in
dirt from head to toe.
"What the hell just happened!?" Ryoko screamed in an angry tone.
"Yes, I too am curious as to what has happened... THIS time!?"
"Guess." was all Tenchi said.
Ryoko thought for a minute. "Hmmm. I got it Washu made some invention
that would improve life, as we know it. Everything was going good until
Mihoshi came in with her innocent look on and pressed the one button
that would cause the machine to blow up thus causing everybody a load
of
hell."
"Am I that predictable?" Mihoshi said with a skeptic look on her face.
"Yep." Tenchi said.
"You're sure taking this well." Washu said slightly aggravated by the
fact her machine was completely destroyed.
"I'm used to it by now." Tenchi said his face expressionless. A sweat
drop formed on all the girl's heads and they chuckled nervously. "Oh!
Don't get me wrong if any one of you left my life would change to much,
sure you cause trouble but I've become accustomed to it and it's
something I've learned to like."
"OOOOHHH you are just so sweet!!!" Ryoko squealed.
"I have to agree with the monster this time Tenchi." Ayeka said.
"Yeah." The others chimed in with their agreement.
"Tenchi" Noboyuki said as he walked through the front door. "What
are ya do... WHAAAA!!!! What happened to the house?!" Noboyuki said in
shock
"Oh hey dad. Just one of Washu's experiments destroyed by the one and
only Mihoshi."
Mihoshi turned red. "I'm sorry Mr. Masaki I... WHAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Mihoshi broke down in tears, AGAIN and water was slowly filling the
living room.
"Oh don't worry Mihoshi I thought it was Tenchi's fault, but I'm not
gonna get mad at someone so cute. That goes for all you girls I mean
I'd
have to be crazy. Tenchi hasn't even "Gotten to know you." If you get
my
point." Noboyuki chuckled evilly at upon saying this. The girls turned
beet red and a huge smile appeared on their faces, Tenchi on the other
hand turned red with an embarrassed look.
"DAD! Cut that out."
"Well never mind that I still have to "Get to know you." Noboyuki
grinned and laughed. The girl's smiles faded. Ryoko's beam sword
erupted
from her hand and Ayeka summoned her logs around Noboyuki.
"I'm gonna make you pay for that remark you pervert!" Ryoko growled
with
a look of doom on her face.
"Yes you hentai I'll agree and assist Ryoko on this task." Ayeka
growled
with the same look and motive as Ryoko" Suddenly Ryoko dashed at
Noboyuki her sword pointed right at him. Noboyuki barely had enough
time
to dodge when suddenly Ayeka's mini logs started to power up.
"OOOOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!!!" Noboyuki yelled as he ran like a bat out of
hell
out the door with Ayeka and Ryoko at his heels, Ryoko keeping him
constantly moving firing energy balls at him. "STOP! I was just kidding
jeez lay off. SOOMMMMMEEEEBBBBODDDYYY! HHEEELLLPPPP ME!"
" Aren't you going to stop them Tenchi, they might hurt him." Asked a
worried Sasami.
"Nah, they won't hurt him... To bad." Tenchi said with a grin. "Now I
have to get busy fixing this so you girls go get cleaned up."
"Ok Tenchi." The girls said as they went their separate ways.
"Man those girls are so high matinance, but I could care less."