WHAT WOULD HAPPEN... IF SOMETHING HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW

On one normal day ( July 24 , 2011), in a normal place ( somewhere in the forests, of New Jersey), in perfectly normal weather for December, ( warm sunny day, 95 degrees), Max was flying with her flock- besides that idiot Dylan who was only following them because he has NO LIFE- trying to find a. Nice. Fat. Juicy. Rabbit to eat. Fang's idea. When all of a sudden Angel tucks her wings in and falls to the ground, but landing unharmed. The rest of the flock followed.

" OH. MY. GOSH. Angel are you okay, girlfriend?" said Dylan- as if he cared. Scoff

" Shut it, gay wad." Angel replied harshly. You go, girlfriend!

" Angel is something wrong?" Fang asked concerned. Now, HE cared.

" Max... someone... a mind reader... is in there." Angel pointed at the woods in front of them.

" Forget that crap! I see a rabbit!" Iggy burst out.

" WAIT! I thought you were BLIND!" Nudge exploded.

" Uh ... I ... um." Iggy stalled by taking out a TWIX bar, need a moment? Chew it over with TWIX.

" And you had food all along!" Max roared. Iggy was so screwed. Yet lucky.

Because just when Max was about to murder Iggy, Fang yelled, " Someone is taking our rabbit!"

" NO! MY FOOD!" Gazzy raced after it. The flock was right behined him, because honestly they were all starving.

The trip didn't take them far, the only thing keeping them from their meal were some overgrown bushes. When the flock pushed past them, they stopped dead in their tracks. In front of them was a really pale dude, sucking the blood out of their food.

" WHAT THE FU-" Angel was cut off because Total put a paw over her mouth.

" Who the HECK are you!" Max yelled. The guy stood up, dropped the rabbit and before he could say anything, Dylan said, " WOAH! You're Edward Cullen, that guy from Twilight. The vampire." Edward smiled and nodded.

" Wow! You sparkle in the sunlight! It's sooo stupid!" Edward immidietly sent Dlyan the death glare.

" What did you say? Punk?"

" I meant... special." Dylan squeaked. What a loser. Edward shook his fist at Dylan. Then, he looked puzzled.

" Why are you singing, " We Did It", by Dora in your head?" Edward looked at Iggy.

Iggy looked embarrasssed. " No, I'm not! "

Angel looked suprised. " It's true. Iggy was. You're the mind reader." The flock just stared.

All of a sudden two kids came out into the clearing. A boy and a girl.

" Quit pushing, Dan." The girl said frustrated. She looked about 14 or 15.

" Don't be such a baby, Amy." The boy retorted. He looked younger. Maybe 12. " Cool! The last clue is a dead rabbit!" Dan said happily, pointing at the rabbit. " We have found the 39 clues!"

" Thank you, for that last clue, idiot." said a British accent. Everyone turned to see a boy about Amy's age, and a girl about Dan's age. They seemed to be siblings. Like Dan and Amy.

" Yes, idiot." The girl said.

" Shut your pie hole, Natalie." The boy said coldly.

" Yes, Ian." Natalie hung her head.

" Well, we must get going to claim our prize. Ta, Ta, losers." Then as Ian and Natalie turned to leave, Dan roared, " Never!" And threw a steak knife at Ian.

" Ahh!" Ian screamed in pain.

Before Natalie could get away, someone sprung down from a tree, with a bow and arrow and shot Natalie, then dissapeared back up.

WTF?

Suddenly, a teenager who looked over 15 but younger than 19, came out of nowhere, while Natalie and Ian died, and watched. Then only Ian came back to life- as a zombie.

" What... am... I?" Ian croaked.

" You're one of us now, kid." The teen told Ian.

" It's going to be great. Life sucks anyway. I'm Adam. I'm dead. Got shot." Ian was about to say something more, when more pale people came.

And of course, the little punk here, Dylan recononized them instantly.

" You're Alice, Jasper, Emmet, Rosalie, Carlisle, Esme, Jacob, Renesmee, and... The Thing- Isabella SWAN. That's right you're not a Cullen. You're an animal. Edward's mine. Be-otch." Dylan sneered at Bella.

" Gay wad. " Angel murmered.

" What did you say? Be-otch." Bella shot back.

" You heard me. What you're deaf and you can't have a normal child?" Dylan pointed at Renesmee who looked like she was lost in her own little world, swaying back in forth and looking at the bloody dead rabbit and whispering "pretty".

" Now you crossed the line, you little a- hole." Renesmee said looking coldly at Dylan. " Pointing is rude." Then, she grabbed his finger and mangled it.

" AAAHH" Dylan sobbed in pain. Max elbowed him so he would shut up. And he cried. Like a baby.

" Edward, who are all of these people?" Alice asked.

" Well Alice, I'm not sure sure if you can call them " people" exactly. Edward answered.

" That is so very...true." Iggy concluded.

" HEY!" Everyone opposed, but then thought better of it, and muttered

" true" in agreement.

"Crap! We're too late! They drained the rabbit! " Firestar said. " Oh well, Let's go gang."

" Did we just see a talking cat?" Jacob asked. Everyone laughed and said things like " No", " Nah", " Couldn't be", or " YES, I SAW IT!", in Bella's case.

Then the rabbit started to GLOW! And it slowly hovered just above Dylan. " You have disgraced me." The rabbit looked at Dylan. " You have sucked all of my freaking blood out. I mean seriously. WTH? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Sucking the blood out of animals. Disgusting."

Edward made a face at the rabbit, and whispered, " racist."

" But, I didn't do it!" Dylan said. " Tell him Eddiekins!"

" He did it." Edward said pointing at him.

Then the rabbit slapped Dylan with it's hind legs and before anyone could do anything, Max snatched the bloodless, but still meat- filled rabbit and fled, but pushed Dylan back down.

" Hey," Dan said. " I'm hungry. Let's eat him." Everyone agreed, especially the vampires.

" Aliens! Bomb' em!" Daniel X yelled.

" This if for the poor bunny!" Emma screamed, then she bombed everyone, but the explosion was so strong that she also died.

Everyone died except, Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Total, and the the talking cats, because they left.

And that person who shot Natalie.

THE END!

Okay guys, that was my first fan-fic! Hope you enjoyed it! I bet you can't guess who that tree climber was! Hint, Hint, bow and arrows. Anyway! You can expect another chapter in this story soon ! XD