The Fanfic That P.S.C Wrote To Scare Sane People
Once upon a time there were people. I'm a house. Yes, I am a house. Well, no, not really, but it would be fun to be a house, wouldn't it? Oh, come on, admit that you would like to be a house, and if not a house at least a mini-fridge. No? Well, you suck then.... How about a cheese, everbody likes chee... Oh... Right, this is a fanfic. Okay, on with the fic.
Ok, well, anyway, Tsukasa was walking through the forest. He does this whole walking thing a lot. Anywho, while he was walking through the forest, a giant purple sock came up and hit Tsukasa on the head with a an X-files cd. Tsukasa turned to the purple sock and said "Why did you hit me on the head with that X-fiels cd?" The sock then said "Oogolie boogolie baa!" Which made no sense to Tsukasa, so he kept on walking. The purple sock followed Tsukasa and then hit him on the head with an encyclopedia of fish heads. This angered Tsukasa who took the fish head encyclopedia and stuffed it in his pocket. Then he said "Why is everbody so selfish?" and ran off.
Meanwhile at the dance studio.... Sepiroth was taking ballet lessons from Professor Snape. Snape had always happily taught Sepiroth that winning isn't everything and to be kind to all others no matter the circumstances. During today's ballet class, because some girl fell into the meat-grinder at the Happy-Burger she worked at a few doors down, they all postponed dancing and all drew little rainbows, Care-Bears, and My Little Ponies on cards for the recovering girl. Sepiroth drew the most cutest Care-Bears and Snape told him to pursue an art career. Sepiroth then went away and started animating for funimation for some time. Then the giant purple sock came and blew up the dance studio cuz blowing stuff up is fun.
Remember that girl who ju.. fell into the meat grinder, well, because they were short on work, Happy-Burger hired Seto Kaiba to work for them. Yugi also really needed a job so he could feed his pet goldfish to keep it from becoming homicidal, so he also got a job at Happy-Burger. Because of their competition with each other, Yugi and Kaiba's rivalry spawned some of the best burgers to ever exist. The burgers tasted really good and everybody in the world wanted them, even if they didn't know about them. Then the giant purple sock came and said "Shubidi, doobidi, daa!!" and instantaneously, Bob, one of the people eating the bruger exploded. "What was that?" asked Yugi. "I don't think we'll ever know" said Kaiba.
Once upon a time there were people. I'm a house. Yes, I am a house. Well, no, not really, but it would be fun to be a house, wouldn't it? Oh, come on, admit that you would like to be a house, and if not a house at least a mini-fridge. No? Well, you suck then.... How about a cheese, everbody likes chee... Oh... Right, this is a fanfic. Okay, on with the fic.
Ok, well, anyway, Tsukasa was walking through the forest. He does this whole walking thing a lot. Anywho, while he was walking through the forest, a giant purple sock came up and hit Tsukasa on the head with a an X-files cd. Tsukasa turned to the purple sock and said "Why did you hit me on the head with that X-fiels cd?" The sock then said "Oogolie boogolie baa!" Which made no sense to Tsukasa, so he kept on walking. The purple sock followed Tsukasa and then hit him on the head with an encyclopedia of fish heads. This angered Tsukasa who took the fish head encyclopedia and stuffed it in his pocket. Then he said "Why is everbody so selfish?" and ran off.
Meanwhile at the dance studio.... Sepiroth was taking ballet lessons from Professor Snape. Snape had always happily taught Sepiroth that winning isn't everything and to be kind to all others no matter the circumstances. During today's ballet class, because some girl fell into the meat-grinder at the Happy-Burger she worked at a few doors down, they all postponed dancing and all drew little rainbows, Care-Bears, and My Little Ponies on cards for the recovering girl. Sepiroth drew the most cutest Care-Bears and Snape told him to pursue an art career. Sepiroth then went away and started animating for funimation for some time. Then the giant purple sock came and blew up the dance studio cuz blowing stuff up is fun.
Remember that girl who ju.. fell into the meat grinder, well, because they were short on work, Happy-Burger hired Seto Kaiba to work for them. Yugi also really needed a job so he could feed his pet goldfish to keep it from becoming homicidal, so he also got a job at Happy-Burger. Because of their competition with each other, Yugi and Kaiba's rivalry spawned some of the best burgers to ever exist. The burgers tasted really good and everybody in the world wanted them, even if they didn't know about them. Then the giant purple sock came and said "Shubidi, doobidi, daa!!" and instantaneously, Bob, one of the people eating the bruger exploded. "What was that?" asked Yugi. "I don't think we'll ever know" said Kaiba.