This story will contain mild language so if you don't like reading it...then I can't really do anything about that. There will be Korean references such as songs and people mentioned. If most of you do not know who or what the references come from, and would like to know, then just message away :)
Characters' age and height are made up. It's customized to fit the story.
KAYYY! Now here we goooo :D
Disclaimer: I have never owned Naruto or it's characters, and probably never will...but a girl can dream(:
Chapter 1:
Please Tell Me That I Was Only High On Candy
To introduce everyone to this story, my name is Hikaru Yoru. I am the narrator throughout the story, trying to help you guys along such as introducing people and such. Everything is seen in my perspective, but you can probably guess that it will be in third person most of the time. I won't be talking as much (which is good since it would get annoying) but I'm just giving you guys a heads up if there were any random imputes to be made (check italicized words). Just think of me as a guide and we'll get along great! Lets begin, shall we?
It all started with four girls during the season of summer. Two knowing about the world of Naruto, while the other two are not quite as familiar with it...yet. Apparently, mysterious intruders arrive at the scene, beginning the lovely chaos we are about to see later on. Let us see what Lena Yukiatsu is up to as she listens on her iPod.
"Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby"
Knock Knock
"hmm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm hmmmmm"
Knock Knock
"Shawty shawty shawty shawty..."
SLAM
"DAMMIT LENA! Open the door!"
Suddenly shocked by the abrupt sound, Lena dropped her iPod, which made the teddy bear earphones gave out to the floor. The pain she felt from it yanking off her ears was just too sudden to comprehend. She looked around the room for the iPod. Sitting up from her lay-down position on the bed, she carefully got out of it, trying to keep quiet from the squeaking springs. She found the music contraption under the bed and set it back on the soft rectangle. Grabbing anything near her reach, Lena began crawling slowly to the door, making sure that she was hidden from the window view. Her knees burned from dragging it against the rough carpet, but it was the only way to keep herself on the down low. Lena finally made it to the door with her back now against the door. Before she could look through the peep hole above, the white door opened forcefully, which ended up hurting her precious face.
"SHIT! That hurts!" Lena rubbed her forehead as she kept trying to ease the pain to no avail. She couldn't help but get angry, but really...who wouldn't?
"What the hell was that?"
"Uhh...extra key? Oh! Lena...you okay?" asked Erika, when she finally noticed the bruised-face girl on the floor, holding onto her face for dear life.
Name: Erika Yorimoto
Age: 19 years
Height: 5 feet, 5 inches
Major: art
Occupation: Currently a freshman at UCLA
Likes: Anything that pertains to food, ice cream, anime, manga, books, art and Korean music.
Dislikes: people, hugs, and chocolate
Secret: Occasionally talks to inanimate objects and sleeps with a jaguar plush.
Note: Parents still together.
Lena replied, "Obviously not. I was slammed on the face by a stupid door. What do you think?"
Name: Lena Yukiatsu
Age: 19
Height: 5 feet, 6 inches
Major: Photography
Occupation: Currently a freshman at UCLA
Likes: Akatsuki, cute things, Korean related materials, mochi, sweet things, candy, videogames, ketchup (preferably Hanz brand), origami, painting, pictures, scrapbooks, more candy and plush toys
Secret: Has a thing for bunny related items
Note: Parents died in accident and Lena currently lives alone.
"Oh she's fine." said Erika quietly, as she seemed to be talking to herself. She then began walking into the pantry looking for something to munch on.
Lena on the other hand, went straight to the fridge and got an ice pack. Carefully laying the bag over her face. she laid down on the couch, putting the item she held earlier, down.
"What's with the plush?" asked Erika as she sat down next to Lena. Munching on strawberry pocky, she took the remote and turned on the t.v.
"Oh! Put on the episode with the akatsuki in it!" replied Lena as she changed her position and layed on her left side.
Erika sighed, "Why am I not surprised?" but complied to the request.
"Anyways, that slam you made earlier scared the heck out of me, and I grabbed whatever was reachable so that I could protect myself."
"Baka! I told you I was coming over in a few hours. How could you possibly forget? Don't tell me you also forgot that Josie and Beeb were coming later too."
"They were? Since when?"
"Never mind. By the way, try grabbing something else than a plush toy next time. It's not like Mashimaro could kill anyone."
"He could! If he wanted to..."
"Just shut up and watch."
"Whatever."
Meanwhile, during the middle of the night, the moon up ahead was shining brighter than usual, due to the occurrence of a full moon. The neighborhood park was completely empty and there was a slight breeze in the air. Streetlamps were off and only the glowing moon could provide an illuminated path. Blobs of light scatters around the sand that surrounds the swings, while shadows could be seen running through it. Quick as the speed of a wild animal, the dark structures could be made out to be human figures. There were only nine.
One by one, each person emerged from the dark shadows, and into the luminescent glow of the round circle in the night sky. The first one to come out was someone who had long, blonde hair, with half of it tied up into a ponytail. It stuck out like a sore thumb, as the ponytail was placed right on top of his head. His blue eyes were easy to distinguished against the light and a frown was placed on his face.
"Where in the world are we, yeah? A minute ago we were in the lair, and now we're in some foreign area. You don't think it's a genjutsu now do you, yeah?"
Name: Deidara
Age: 19 years
Height: 5 feet, 7 inches
Occupation: Terrorist bomber & member of Akatsuki
Likes: explosions, clay, fleeting art, his blonde hair, himself, his art
Dislikes: annoying people (aka: Tobi), Uchiha Itachi
Partner: Sasori
Note: He tends to be cocky more or so depending on the situation at the time.
Another figure approached from the dark. He was taller and had semi-spiked hair. A weapon was seen behind his back as his large form covered the younger man.
"If we were in a genjutsu, you probably would have known with that scope in your eye. What we need to find out is our current location. Where do you suppose we are Itachi?"
Name: Kisame Hoshigaki
Age: 25
Height: 6 feet, 2 inches
Occupation: member of Akatsuki
Likes: Samaheda
Dislikes: unknown
Partner: Itachi Uchiha
His partner came out from leaning against the tree. His eyes shining bright red, due to the kekei genkai of the sharingan. The three tomos within the eyes, swirled as he walked towards Kisame. His jet, black hair camoflouged itself against the shadows as his short form appeared to be the smallest amongst all nine of the others.
"I do not know where we are. Perhaps we should seek the information in groups."
Name: Itachi Uchiha
Age: 21
Height: 5 feet, 7 inches
Occupation: member of Akatsuki
Likes: dango, tea, literature
Dislikes: dumb/ annoying people
Partner: Kisame Hoshigaki
Note: He's a prodigy, so try not to let him make fun of you in the simplest manner. It's best if you don't set up yourself for acting stupid at the wrong time.
A red-head, began walking up to Deidara, but turned his head to the Uchiha.
"I think that if that is the case, we mind as well look into one of the houses in the neighborhood, and get the information we need. If they refuse to talk, we always have other methods." He finished with a smirk.
Name: Sasori
Age: 23
Height: 5 feet, 6 inches
Occupation: member of Akatsuki
Likes: Poison, puppets, knowledge
Dislikes: People who makes him wait and vice versa
Partner: Deidara
Two figures then came out from the shadows. One was taller than the other. The taller one has distinct green-colored eyes, while the shorter one was more noticeable due to his unusual purple eye color. The tall one had a strong muscular built and no hair could be seen. He was the first one to speak among the two of them.
"We mind as well rob the houses while we're at it. Akatsuki needs funds and we're running low. Besides, these civilians are harmless. They couldn't even hurt us with those metal things they carry in their hands."
Name: Kakuzu
Age: 26
Height: 6 feet, 0 inches
Occupation: Medic and member of Akatsuki
Likes: money, money, and more money
Dislike: annoying people (aka: Hidan)
Partner: Hidan
Note: Hidan annoys him despite the fact that they work well as a team. He is a money obsessor, so it's best not to lend him your cash, unless you would like to never see your money ever again.
The shorter one couldn't help but scoff and replied, "Enough with the fucking money. All I wanna know is where the fuck we are and how are we getting out of this deep shit? I want information and I'm going to fucking bang a door down and get that answer. Maybe a sacrifice to Jashin could happen along the way."
Name: Hidan
Age: 24
Height: 5 feet, 8 inches
Occupation: Member of Akatsuki
Likes: Jashin
Dislikes: People who refuses to die by his sacrifices or rejects his religion
Partner: Kakuzu
Note: Jashin is some sort of god that he praises daily by doing rituals. In order to do a ritual, he finds a sacrifice (human) and offers him to Jashin. This is why he wears a necklace with an upside down triangle and a circle around that shape.
Another Note: He cusses at least once as a minimal almost all the time and the word shoots right out of his mouth. Pretty obsessive compulsive, huh?
One more thing: He is twice as cocky as Deidara and had the natural ability to piss others around him.
Suddenly running up to the group, a figure with spiked hair jumped and the glare of light, reflected off of his orange, swirl mask.
"Ooooo! Why is everyone stepping out one at a time?Tobi wants to join! Tobi wants to join! What are we doing here again? I thought we were suppose to be on the dark side like ninjas of the dark, you know? Wouldn't it be SO cool if we were the ultimate superheroes who save all females from danger an-"
"Tobi! Shut the hell up, yeah!" yelled an angered Deidara. How can such as idiot join an organization like Akatsuki? Do they accept just anyone now?
Name: Tobi
Age: Unknown
Height: 5 feet, 8 inches
Occupation: Member of Akatsuki
Likes: Unknown
Dislikes: Unknown
Partner: Unknown
The last two members appeared before the group. One is a male who had spiked up hair. It was orange from what the moonlight was showing. Part of his face had piercings on half of his nose and his eyes had several rings around the pupil. They were bright and noticeable from the darkness that surrounded everyone. The other person is a female. An origami flower was place on the side of her head and her hair was a color of the prettiest blue. It matched with the sky during the nighttime, which seems to enhance her beauty even more. The girl stood next to the guy as he was the leader of the whole group of nine.
"We are going to a random house, we're going to get the information we need, and try not to kill these innocent civilians. It also seems to be that our chakra channels are not working properly. I do not feel fully powered like I did back at the hideout. It could probably be a trap. Be careful as you walk around here. Now let's go."
Name: Pein
Age: 24
Height: 5 feet, 8 inches
Occupation: Leader of Akatsuki
Likes: Power, the feeling of a sense of leadership, peace
Dislike: Wars
Partner: Konan
Name: Konan
Age: 23
Height: 5 feet, 6 inches
Occupation: Member of Akatsuki
Likes: Origami, peace, friendship, Pein
Dislikes: Unknown
Partner: Pein
Note: She is a close childhood friend of Pein's so she is by his side most of the time as his second in command.
"Why do I feel like not everything is going to go as planned?" Asked Kisame.
"Be positive Kisame-San! We'll make all kinds of new friends, dontcha think?"
"Tobi I don't think that we could be friends with civilians who would probably be afraid of us most of the time." Kisame replied.
"What did Tobi say about being positive?"
The Akatsuki walked to the first house that was seen from view. It was an average house with nothing out of the ordinary. A white door, medium sized house, and patches of grass in the front yard. A porch swing was located next to the door and bluish light emitted itself through the window, despite the curtain closing around it.
Tobi was the first one to make it to the door, but without consent from the other members, he kicked the door down and entered the house.
"Hello people! Tobi is Tobi! What are your names?"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO BE? GET OUT YOU CREEPER!" yelled Lena, as the ice pack dropped to the floor. How dare he try to ruin the perfectly good crying moment for her poor Itachi! Right before he even poked Sasuke in the forehead, an idiot had to literally throw her door off it's hinges.
With all the commotion, the rest of the Akatsuki caught up to the masked idiot.
"Great, what did he do now, yeah?" asked Deidara as he peeked inside the house. Without realizing it, Asian snacks and a varitey of candy were directly thrown at his face.
"Hey, yeah! That's not nice!" yelled Deidara.
"SAYS THE GUY WHO IS ENTERING MY HOUSE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! What's with that stupid outfit huh? Trying to be a Deidara cosplayer or what?"
"What the hell is a cosplayer, yeah? And How did you know my name is Deidara?"
"Ohh let me guess, you must be the Akatsuki. I'm actually pretty impressed with the whole setup but I'm not really buying it. Just get out before I call the police."
"I really don't need this. Call me once they leave Lena" said Erika, as she walked away from the living room and entered Lena's bedroom. Before she could actually step inside the room, Erika found herself pulled back by Deidara, as he kept her in place.
"You're not going anywhere until you tell us where we are, hmm."
"You're kidding right?" asked Erika, who was now slightly annoyed. Who in their right mind could get so into their character? It's not like the anime is real or something. Poor guy, thought Erika. Maybe they really were creepers.
"Like he said, we want to know where we are" said Itachi as he stepped forward.
"As you can see, you're in my house. I suggest you get out. Now."
"Little girl, you really would not dare to test my patience" replied Itachi with a hard glare.
"Well watch me you Itachi poser! I frickin hate you since you're such a prick. It would be cool if I could get to know you, but since all of you are intruding, it's rude. So fuck you!"
Itachi was running out of patience. He stepped closer to Lena as she stepped back. He put his face closer and glared with his sharingan bright red. Lena couldn't help but gasp as she saw the three tomos swirling in his two eyes.
"No, you're not real! What the hell is going on here?"
"Lena...I don't think they're really cosplayers. This guy has two mouths on his hands and they're not fake..."
"How do you-"
"Eww this is gross and now my hands are unsanitary! Let me go! I hate being touched, mostly by your stupid mouths. Do you kiss your mother with those mouths or is it the mouth on your face? How about the one on your chest? Actually forget about the chest, that's really awkward. Anyways, I always have wondered that since you have multiple ones, you know?"
"Itachi, knock them out. They seem to know too much about us" said Pein as he watched the scene play out. Itachi agreed with the leader as he used his sharingan on Lena, before she could retort. As for Deidara, he touched Erika's pulse on her neck and she fell to the ground also.
"So...uh..can I sacrifice them to Jashin? It's not like we need them, there are plenty of others" said Hidan. He was unsure due to what had happened a few seconds ago.
"No, we'll wait until they're calm, and then we'll interrogate them. By the way Deidara, fixed that door before anyone else sees us. We should keep ourselves hidden. If these girls know this much about us, then maybe others will know by just looking at us."
Knock Knock
"Did it come from that door?" asked Deidara.
"Well no shit" replied Hidan.
"Well, go open it" commanded Pein.
"Why the fuck do I have to be the one to get the door?"
"I'm the leader, and because I said so, you have to obey."
"What he mean is, that you're the one nearest, so do it" said Sasori.
"Whatever, I don't need this shit, and I'm not someone else's bitch either" retorted Hidan as he walked towards the door. Upon opening it, it revealed two short girls. One had medium, straight, dark brown hair and was a little bit taller than the other one. She had a skinny frame and was petite like a porcelain doll. The shorter girl had orange hair with a boy-cut style. She was a pretty cute munchkin that you could probably carry around like a toy. They both had large bags by their side, but was shocked to see someone else rather than their friend see them at the front door.
"Who the hell are you guys?" said Hidan as he inspected them over. He looked at each one from down up. Josie looked down due to his intense gaze and Beeb was trying to see if she knew him by the symbols on his cloak.
"Uh..I think we got the wrong house..." said Josie as she awkwardly stood at the front steps.
Name: Josie Liu
Age: 19
Height: 5 feet, 4 inches
Major: Fashion
Occupation: Freshman at Los Angeles Fashion Design Institute
Likes: Horses, art, fashion, numerous fashion magazines, nature inspired fashion
Dislikes: Annoying people trying to bother her while she is working.
Secret: She is VERY OCD about almost everything, and is obsessed with knowing why.
Note: Her parents abandoned her at a young age but she has an older brother who is very protective of her.
"You seem familiar in a sense" said Beeb as she also inspected Hidan. Looking through the doorway, Beeb saw two girls on the floor who seemed unconscious. She tugged down Josie's shirt lightly in order to give her a warning. She couldn't help but exclaiming her thoughts outloud.
"Josie! I think that's Lena and Erika on the floor down there!"
Josie noticed and backed away from Hidan slowly. It wasn't much but its better to stay as far as possible.
"Who exactly are you?" Beeb questioned Hidan with a glare.
Name: Beeb De Leon
Age: 19
Height: 5 feet, 3 inches
Major: Fashion
Occupation: Freshman at Los Angeles Fashion Design Institute
Likes: K-pop
Dislikes: Annoying people
Secret: Admires a foreign Korean girl that goes by the name of "Amber."
Note: Parents divorced and lives in an apartment by herself.
Josie slowly took Beeb's hand as she wanted to back away more. Before they could make a run for it, Sasori ordered Hidan to grab them.
"Take the girls, they have seen too much."
"With pleasure" he replied.
Panicking, Josie and Beeb began screaming and ran away from the door. A little chase was nothing for him and so Hidan carried back both of the girls inside with ease. Josie tried to kick him in the balls, but was too short for her legs to reach it. Beebs tried to not look at his butt, due to her position, and tried pulling down his ears or scratching him, just to get some kind of reaction.
"Whatever you two are trying to do, it won't help you. I'm immune to pain" said Hidan with a smirk.
He then threw the girls down next to the unconscious ones. Josie went up to Erika and Lena, trying to shake each one to no avail.
"Beeb, what do we do? We're kidnapped and these two are unconscious. I don't even know who these weirdos are."
"Should we slap them? It might help waking them up..."
Josie stared back at Beeb, but she looked back with the same gesture. Josie then replied, "Beeb, never mind. You're just going to make it worse."
Josie then pulled Lena against the wall while Beeb did the same with Erika. Not sure what to do, the girls looked at each member carefully. The Akatsuki stared back just as intensely and the atmosphere was awkward and quiet.
Deidara walked towards Josie and put his face right in front of hers. He stared at her for the longest time and said, "Hey, yeah. You're kind of cute for a shortie."
With her leg, Josie tried to kick him, but he held it back with his hand on her ankle. The wet slime was felt against her warm skin, and Josie shivered from the touch.
"Get away from me creeper. That is just disgusting" Josie said with a scrunched up face. It scared her to have strangers looking at her, but being kidnapped and touched was just too much. What was worse was that...wait, did he have a mouth on his hand?
"Is that a mouth on your hand?" questioned Josie as she looked at it, as it moved it's tongue as if it wanted to eat something.
"Yeah, I actually have two. See?"
It was strange to see mouth hands, but Beeb was already fascinated.
"Whoa, that's so cool! Where did you buy them?"
"Buy? No, yeah. This is part of me."
"No way, stop lying. Now you're kidnapping us AND refusing to tell me where you got mouth hands? Stop being unfair!"
Deidar turned to Sasori, "Danna, why do these girls keep thinking we're fake? It's like they have never even seen chakra or anything, hm."
"IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE! Theres no way on earth that you could possibly be real if you're from an anime!"
Beeb thought over what she had just said and then remembered who these group of strangers were.
"Anime...now everything makes sense! Josie, these guys are from that anime, Naruto!"
"No Beeb. You're just a little scared, therefore you're confused."
Lena woke up from hearing quiet mutterings around the room. Her arms felt numb and her head was in pain. She didn't even know what happened.
"Ughh I think I ate too much candy."
"Lena!"
The said girl, turned her head to see Josie and Beeb sitting next to her on the wall.
"Oh guys, when did you get here? Haha I was probably sugar high before you came, cause' I had the craziest..."
Looking up in front of her, she saw the whole Akatsuki standing right before her. Screaming for her life, Lena stood up and tried to dash to her room. Kisame held Lena back by the shirt and she was panicking even more.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME FISH FACE! GUYS! RUN WHILE YOU CAN! THIS GUY IS GOING TO KILL ME WITH HIS SAMEHEDA!"
"A samheh what?" Asked Beeb.
Lena was now closing her eyes and trying to pray to God. She was a catholic afterall, but religion never mentioned about having unrealistic things coming to life.
"Lena, calm down" said Beeb. They won't hurt you unless you panic, and if you panic, all of us will stay unconscious like you just did. I don't think I wanna go through that."
"Kisame, tie them up. I have enough of watching this. Now we are going to get information out of you. If you don't talk, I'll have Sasori and Itachi take care of that. We have no trouble with using force" said Pein impatiently.
The girls were tied up in the following order from left to right: Josie, Beeb, Lena, and Erika (who has yet to wake up). They were all tied and leaned against the wall. The Akatsuki surrounded them and were ready to start the interrogation.
"Now," said Pein.
"Where are we?"
"Why should I-"
"Lena, I really don't want to die today" whispered Josie, scared for her life.
"If you want to live, I suggest you listen to your little friend there."
"Now tell me where we are."
"Earth" replied Lena quietly.
"What is this "Earth?" asked Sasori.
"It is a planet from outer space, and it is made up of land and water. We lived here since forever and it's not like we could go anywhere else, except maybe to other states or countries, ect."
"Why do you think we're fakes, hm?" asked Deidara.
"Well basically, you guys are from this anime called, Naruto. An anime is an animation of fiction, which is why you guys are not real. A manga author made you guys up in his book, so there's no way you guys could be real. We are just humans afterall. We have no chakra like you guys and we are your average civilians. It's pretty weird to see killers like you guys appearing and claiming to have powers and such."
"Why do you know so much about us?" Questioned Itachi.
"You guys are made up fiction from a manga which everyone in the world reads. Not everyone reads it, but a majority of those who read manga would know. Not only that, but Naruto is also a show too. We know a lot more than you guys do."
"Is this why I'm inside that light box, ready to die?" asked Itachi. He was staring at it and was quite disturbed that everyone could see his fight with Sasuke. He guessed that it was going to end this way, but this fight is more personal since it is for his beloved brother afterall.
"Oh that, I was watching Naruto with Erika, until stupid Tobi interrupted me."
"That's not very nice, Lena" said Tobi in an unTobi-ish way. His voice was two octaves lower, but no one else seemed to notice it except Lena. She gulped. For fiction characters, the real thing is even worse up close.