(My, My, This Here) Sephiroth Guy
Return of the mad parody!!!! 8^) This is a parody of Weird Al's "This Here Anakin Guy", which is a parody of "My, My, Miss American Pie", sung by Don McLean. All hail the oldies! R&R!
Chorus:
My, My, This Here Sephiroth Guy
Made by Hojo, lost my mojo, now I ain't got a fly…
I left my mark on Shinra, then said buh-bye,
Singin', Soon your little men will all cry…
Soon your little men will all cry…
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy, far, far away…
How I used to set towns on fire…
But it was just in Cloud's mind
A piece of hay in a stack he couldn't find
So I humbly decided to retire
Do you know that I'm demi-god?
With a hunky, powerful bod
And I sure got the slick ol' sword
Playing with my Masamune
Kicked the butts of many a goon'
I think I'll go pop a gourd…
Well I saw that Cloud's a freak
His dumb voice is like a squeak
I almost beat that little worm [little worm]
Dude, can that guy squirm!
Oh, I was a badass demi-god
Sayin' I was a British mod
And if they dissed me, I said "chew sod"
The day…my sanity died…
I started singin'
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Well I hatched a plan to rule the place
I would cut the planet from the face
But that plan did a belly flop
If it wasn't for Cloud and his stinks
I wouldn't be sitting here in the sink
And I kill them….with a mop
Well, I must say, that Hojo's an ass [Hojo's an ass]
He's a wacko filled with crass [filled with crass]
But ol' Gast is quite a brain [quite a brain]
Hope he didn't go insane
And the men I hate the most
Are the guys that made me toast
And sent me off to Fiery Coast
The day…my sanity died…
I started singin'
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I started singin'
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