I don't own the Legend of Zelda or anyother things like that even though i would dearly love to.

This is mt first fanfiction so I hope you guys and girls like it. Please review and if you are going to flame, please make it creative. Cheers.

Kokiri Forest. A place of unparallel beauty and peace, so lovely and quiet that not even a mouse wishes to disturb the silence…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

Inside of a tree house with a ladder as the only means of entry stood a young boy of about 13 years, dripping with icy cold water. On the ground next to him were 2 glowing fairies and a young (not that you would be able to tell for very obvious reasons) green haired Kokiri girl laughing so hard that they were unable to stand. Next to them was a bucket tipped on its side spilling the few drops of remaining water.

The young boy's name was Link, the Hero of Time. The Kokiri girl was Saria, his best friend and future Sage of the Forest. The two fairies were Navi, Link's fairy and official annoyance of the century, and Leo, Saria's fairy.

How did this event take place? To answer this we must travel back in time to 6:00 this morning. (wave fingers in a mysterious, mystical and rather cool looking way) *chuckle*, I've always wanted to do that.

Now that we are back to 6:00 this morning Hylian Standard Time (by the way, I hate daylight savings) we can see that the sun is slowly rising. Its golden glow spreads across the ground coating everything with a feeling of warmth while bringing out the beauty of the forest plants. The Kokiri rise and set about doing whatever they have planned for today. They come out of every house except one, the previously mentioned tree house with a ladder. From this house you can hear the faint high pitched voice of Navi the fairy "Hey! Listen! Link it's time to get up! Rise and shine….. GET UP FOR GODDESSES' SAKE!"

This kept going on until Saria decided to see what all the fuss was about. Climbing the stairs the green haired girl saw a furious blue fairy buzzing around the form of a sleeping Link.

"Ah Saria. Just the person I need. Oh and hello Leo." said Navi as she finally stopped buzzing around Link's head.

"Hi Navi. So you can't get Link up huh. Well I know just what to do, I'll be back in a moment" said Saria as she rushed out of the room with a mischievous grin.

Leo the fairy stayed behind and he had the same grin on his face. Seeing this Navi decided to ask him about this plan of Saria's.

"Sooo. Leo, what exactly is Saria going to do?"

"You'll see Navi. You'll see it soon enough."

As if sensing that something was going to happen Link murmured something in his sleep; something that sounded like "oh no, not again."

10 minutes later

Saria stumbled up the ladder carrying a large bucket filled with fresh water from the village spring. When she got to the top Navi and Leo flew over to her. Navi looked inside the bucket and suddenly she was also an owner of the mischievous grin that Saria and Leo had before.

"Should we give him a chance before we 'wake' him?" asked Leo because he of all people knew how good it felt to sleep in after a tiring day. Looking at the expressions on Saria's and Navi's faces he could tell that that was not going to be an option.

Slowly Saria lifted the bucket and walked over to Link. "Oooooh Link. Time to get up" she said just a second before tipping the entire bucket of cold water over the poor Hero of Time.

As the freezing water splashed over his body Link's eyes sprung open, his face turned into an expression of complete surprise and shock and he leapt high into the air all in a matter of seconds

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

All of this was too much for Saria and the two fairies. They fell to the ground screaming with laughter as a soggy Link landed and just stood there with pure shock all of his youthful face. The laughter slowly started to fade away until the trio of pranksters looked at Link and burst out laughing again. In between gasps of air Navi said" Link…..you…..should…have…..s…een…. your…..face…..HA!... HA!"

Slowly Link recovered from his shock and glared at the trio resulting in another round of laughs. Link then quickly grabbed a towel to wrap around his body and his trusty tunic and hat. He then stomped out the doorway and went to the pond in the lost woods where he dried himself off and then got dressed.

"I'll get them for this" muttered Link as he gathered his things and set off for his house.

When he finally got back he found that only a very amused Navi remained. "Morning sunshine!" she said in a very happy tone that sounded as if nothing had happened at all.

"Morning Navi" replied Link with a forced smile on his face. Suddenly he couldn't hold it in any longer "WHY DID YOU DO IT?"

"Oh poor Linky. You weren't waking up and I feared that something might happen to you while you were asleep so I woke you up" said Navi with a slight hint of sarcasm.

"Yeah whatever Navs. Now I get to do the same talk with Saria *sigh*."

Saying this, the young Hero wandered off in search of Saria with Navi flying closely by his head.

Eventually Link found Saria in her favourite spot, sitting on the tree stump in front of the Forest Temple. "Time to get even" Link whispered to himself with a grin. Of course Navi just had to choose that moment to yell a greeting to the Kokiri girl and her fairy (yeah what a strange coincidence) "Hi Saria! Hi Leo!"

This just 'happened' to ruin Link's plan.

"Thanks Navi" muttered Link with great sarcasm.

"Hi Navi. Hi Link. Why'd you come here?" *wink* said Saria with a grin.

"Well Saria, I just thought that we could make a bet" replied Link.

"Sure. What kind of bet are we talking about?"

"I bet that I can pay you back for that trick you played on me this morning. If I don't get you by tomorrow evening then you win" said Link

"Ok. If I win you have to take me out for dinner" replied Saria with a smug look on her face.

"Fine. If I win you are not allowed to wake me up unless I give you permission" said Link.

"That's fine with me Link. I hope you have enough rupees to pay for the food" Saria replied.

"Hah. You think your going to win the bet?" Link laughed.

"Of course, because I know something that you don't" Saria said with the smug look on her face.

"What do you mean by that?" Link stopped laughing and looked at Saria.

While Link was trying to figure out what Saria knew that he didn't, Navi and Leo were talking to each other.

"Do you think he'll clue in eventually?" asked Leo.

"If there's one thing I know about Link it's that he never notices the obvious. Why did you think I kept on having to yell HEY and LISTEN to him all throughout our adventure?"

"Well…. Personally I thought it was because you wanted attention and to just annoy Link so that he would give you a sweet to be quiet" Leo said with a grin.

*SMACK*

If you could see the bodies of the fairies you would see a shocked Leo rubbing his right check which had the imprint of a red slap mark the size of Navi's hand. Navi would have an expression of outrage on her face as she folds her arms waiting for anymore insulting comments no matter how true they-are (Nooooo don't hit me Navi I'm just the author *SMACK*…. Ow).

Meanwhile Link finally couldn't come up with any more ideas about what it was that Saria knew that he didn't.

"OK Saria I give up. Tell me what you know" said Link.

"Not until you say the magic word" Saria said while holding up her index finger and shaking it in a negative fashion.

"Awww but there's so many like Din's Fire and Nayru's Love not to mention Farore's Wind" replied a slightly frustrated Link.

"You know what word I'm talking about"

*sigh* "OK. Pleeeaaaase" said Link with a huge fake, tooth showing smile.

"Much better. Now then Link, the thing I know that will guarantee me safety tomorrow is that tomorrow happens to be Valentines Day and I'm inviting Zelda, Malon and Ruto over for the entire day" said Saria with an evil grin.

Link went quiet, his skin colour started to fade to a pale white and his left eye started to twitch. Then once again across the world people could hear the single loud noise.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

One Hour Later in Link's House

"First Aid Kit?"..."Check"

"Fishing Rod?"..."Check"

"Dagger?"..."Check"

"Extra Clothes?"..."Check"

"Pillow and Blanket?"..."Check"

"Marshmallows?"...*burp* "Gone"

"Backup Marshmallows?"..."Check"

"Bombs?"..."huh? What do you need them for?"

"I don't need a reason!"..."Ok then…Check"

"Escape Kit?"..."Check"

"Backup Escape Kit?"..."Double Check"

"Girl Repellent?"..."Useless but Check"

Suicide pills if nothing works?"..."Disposed Of"

"What!"..."Your not killing yourself to get away from girls"

"Fine"

"Me?"..."Strange reason to ask but Check"

"Alright now I'm ready to go into hiding"

(Just in case you're wondering, the words on the left side are being said by Link while the right side is Navi)

"You'll never guess where we are going this time Navi. And I won't tell you until we get there so you can't tell everyone where I am."

Flashback

"Please let this cursed day end" said Link from his hiding spot in the hollow tree in Hyrule field as Zelda, Malon and Ruto swarmed over the area looking for him.

"He's supposed to be here, Navi said so in the note!" yelled Malon.

"That little fairy better not have lied to us" fumed Zelda.

"Don't worry girls I can smell my fiancé around here" Ruto said as she wandered around taking an occasional sniff of the area.

"That's weird" Navi whispered into Link's ear.

"Help Me" Link whimpered.

Back to the Present

"Your right Link" said Navi as she scribbled words on some paper. "There's no way that I will ever guess where we are going to hide this year." The fairy looked at her work and smiled.

'Link is going to Lake Hylia this year. How do I know? The fishing rod is a dead giveaway.'

Navi then placed the note in the usual spot and then went outside to wait for Link while wondering which girl would find the note first.

Link eventually emerged from his house with a small bag tied to his belt. Don't be deceived by simple looks but this bag contained everything that Link had packed (Yeah I don't know how it works but I wish I could do it).

"You ready to go Navi" said Link with a cheery grin.

"You bet I am Link" Navi replied with a final glance at the forest.

Saying this, the duo ran out of the forest and towards Lake Hylia (Navi preferred to fly but I was mean and made her run hahahaha. Oh hi Navi, you look a bit tired… Noooo get away from me with that handy baseball bat that was conveniently placed there for no apparent reason *WHACK!*…Ow).

So what did you think of that? Please review and let me know your thoughts.

~LinkHammer~