Title: Babysitting

Pairing: None

Word Count: 439

Summary: The hosts go to Haruhi's house on a Saturday morning but what is that awful noise?

It was a Saturday morning and surprise, surprise, the host club minus Kyouya (He was asleep at home) were waiting outside Haruhi's front door. But instead of smiling they looked slightly disturbed due to the high pitched shrieking that was being emitted from the house.

'Is it a ghost, Takashi?' Huni clung to Usa-chan with such ferocity its poor head was nearly ripped off. Mori shook his head although he wasn't quite sure what the noise was himself.

'A ghost?!' Tamaki freaked out, 'with my Haruhi? We must save her!'

The front door opened and Haruhi peered out, balancing a small baby on her hip, 'I thought I could hear Tamaki yelling, Baka.'

Tamaki sulked.

'Who's the kid,' the twins leant close to it and prodded the strange phenomenon. The baby waves its pudgy arms at them in protest. Another child, a tearful girl, about three years old peered cautiously from behind Haruhi's leg, snot dribbling from her nose.

'Mama?' she looked up at Haruhi, tugging at her shirt.

'Mama?!' everyone shrieked, the baby Haruhi was holding wailed at the sudden loud noise and Haruhi rocked him gently and shushed him.

'Who is the father?' Tamaki gaped like a fish.

Haruhi thought for a few moments, 'I don't really know him.'

'You don't know your own child's father?' the twins looked like a pair of frogs their eyes were so far out of their heads.

'You have children, Haru-chan? They're so cute!'

'...' Haruhi looked at them blankly, 'they mine?'

'Why else would she call you Mama, hmmm?' Tamaki pointed accusingly at the three-year-old.

'Oh, no, no, they are most definitely not my kids you morons,' Mori nodded, he had known from the beginning, 'she thought when I answered the door it was her mother coming to get her, so she asked me. Seriously though, when do you think I've had the time to have two kids?' Haruhi shook her head in wonder, she ushered the little girl into the apartment with the hosts following behind, 'you play with Mr. Kitty, Ami, I'll be back soon,' the girl nodded seriously then sat down with a stuffed toy cat.

'Why are these random kids in your house?' Kaoru asked. Are they pets? He pondered to himself.

'Did you steal them?' Hikaru asked with a scary glint in his eyes.

'Heck no. I'm babysitting,'

The hosts looked at her like she was a freak, well; they did that most the time. Eventually Tamaki spoke, 'Why would you want to sit on small children?'

Random idea that came to me.

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