-In which, Karin is trying to get Sasuke to agree with her on something and it backfires horribly
Yay! This is my 22nd fanfic and my 7th oneshot! Yay! And this is my only fanfic with Inner Sasuke in it so far! Yay! Tell me how you like it!
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It all started when Juugo came back with a cat…
"Whoo… What cha got there?" Suigetsu asked.
"The little guy was lost, and it kept following me, so…" Juugo answered. "I was wondering if I could keep it."
Sasuke didn't say anything at first until…
"I hate cats," Karin said.
Sasuke, hating her (and completely fed up with her), had sucked it up and said, "Juugo, you may keep it."
"WHAT?" the banshee had shrieked.
"Thank you, Sasuke."
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It only got worse when…
"Hey, I got some squid for dinner!"
"Ew! You idiot, you know I'm allergic to seafood!"
"Suigetsu, you're a genius. Go catch some more."
"Aye-aye, Captain Sasuke!"
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And it didn't get any better when…
"Hey, look! Justin Beaver's (sorry, don't know how to spell his name) on tour! Let's go see him, Sasuke-kun! I've got two V.I.P. passes!"
"Good, now I don't have to kill him while he's on stage."
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Karin hoped it'd get better but…
"That music is horrible!" she had screamed at Suigetsu. "Who the hell is singing?"
"Jackie Chan."
"OMG, he's worse than Jacky Cheung."
"Oh, really?" Sasuke had asked. "I think he's okay."
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And it kept going on…
"Hey, look what I can do!"
"Suigetsu, we can't waste any time playing around, let alone surf!"
"It's relaxing! Why don't you try it? It'll help you lose your ugliness!"
Karin scoffed. "As if! You know I hate surfing! Let's go, Sasuke-kun."
But he wasn't around.
"Sasuke-kun!"
He didn't hear her because he was—
"WHOOOOO-HOO!"
—surfing.
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And on…
"Ooh! I love chocolate!"
"I hate sweets."
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And on…
"Ew! I hate bugs!"
"Shino! I need your bug expertise!"
"KYAA!"
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Karin had thought she had got him once…
"I hate that idiot who keeps screaming he's going to be Hokage one day."
"I…" He realized he was in a situation.
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Karin had thought she had won but…
"He isn't that stupid, and he will be Hokage one day. . . . . . Be . . . lieve . . . it."
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She had thought she got him another time.
"I love tomatoes!"
"I hate . . ." Ooh, again, he was in a sticky situation, and Inner Sasuke was forced to think of an answer.
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"Let's change the subject, shall we?"
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And when it went horribly wrong, they were around.
"I hate girls with pink hair," she had fumed after returning from a fight with one.
"Really?" Sasuke had said, his Inner laughing at Karin's injury. "I think they're okay."
"No! They're so annoying!"
". . . . . They're interesting that way."
"I don't care! I just hate them! Especially that Sakura girl! I hate her, I hate her, I hate her!"
"Oh, well, I love her, I love her, I love her!"
"Really, Sasuke-kun? Do you really mean it?"
Sasuke mentally froze when he heard someone speak behind him. That voice… Don't tell me… He couldn't believe it. He was about to turn around when he was tackled by…
"TEME! I KNEW YOU LIKED HER!"
"Dobe…"
"Really, Sasuke, I thought you'd be a little more conservative with your words."
"Kakashi."
"I don't get it, Sakura-san. What is this 'love'?"
And that weirdo…his Inner said. What was his name again? Seito? Saya?
"Teme, if you loved Sakura so much, why didn't you come back to Konoha?"
"Ha!" Karin huffed. "Who'd go to that worthless village? I know I wouldn't!"
And that was all the push Sasuke needed. "Let's go home." He glanced at Sakura.
Yeah, we need to rebuild the clan anyway.