I blame you padfoot. Why? Your pick up lines suck. Shut up Moony, I asked Prongs. Lily Evans hates me PLUS wants to murder me. Oh I wonder why? What's up with the rolling of your eyes Moony? Padfoot never mind. Help me. Okay Prongs here's a good one. This will not end well. Shut up Moony, Prongs needs some help with the ladies. Just Lily Evans. Your hopeless Prongs, Just forget her. Shut it Padfoot your suppose to help me. Okay fine.

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James Potter walked up to Sirius Black and stated "Padfoot, I need your help...The showing off thing is not working. She hates me."

Sirius nodded and repiled "Of course because your acting like a jerk by not hitting on her. No not in front of a crowd plus it doesn't help when you ask her out before saying a pick up line. Your too blunt about it."

James nodded and then asked "So what kind of pick up line?"

Sirius hummed and then shouted out "Something about her face!"

James asked "What?"

Sirius sighed and stated "Your hopeless buddy, but Wormtail is even more so."

James sighed and said "Well Wormtail has a date."

Sirius raised an eyebrow and said "Who would of guessed it."

James groaned and muttered "For love of candy help me with pick up lines."

Sirius snickered and whispered the pick up line to James. Then James was on his way walking up to Lily Evans who happened to be alone.

James said to Lily trying to be smooth like how Sirius would be like "Your beautiful eyes are like shiny jewels in the sky."

Lily raised an eyebrow and repiled "My eyes are not jewels plus they are not in the sky."

Well James did not know what to say, but remembered FIRST the pick up line THEN asking her out.

James said to Lily "Go out with me please."

Lily stated "No, Potter I will not."

Lily walked away, Sirius came over and asked "How did it go."

James just sighed sadly and stated "She said her eyes are not jewel plus they are not in the sky. Then I asked her and she repiled No, Potter I will not."

Sirius nodded and said calmly "Well you must of said it wrong."

James stated "I said the same thing."

Sirius walked up to a girl and said "Hey Babe, Your eyes are like jewels and wanna go on a date with me sweetie."

The girl giggled and repiled "Sure, Sirius. Next week at 3:35Pm?"

Sirus nodded and stated "Yes and you won't forget it honey buns."

James gapped and then asked "How do you do that?"

Sirius smirked and repiled simply "I'm the best at pick up lines. Heck I can even use them on guys."

James rolled his eyes and stated "Whatever floats your boat."

Sirius stated with a grin "Going both ways is fun."

James sighed and said to Sirius "Please just help me with getting Lily Evans to be my girlfriend."

Sirius nodded and said to him thoughtfully "Well James like I said you need to know how to say it and when to say it, but that would take too long. So just say what I tell you to say okay?"

James nodded and asked "Lily can't hate me even more right?"

Oh how wrong he was that it was almost sad yet oh so funny?

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