"It feels so… warm. Your head is so large, it generates so much heat!" said Kick-Ass to Ghost Rider. Kick-Ass proceeded to bend over. "I want you inside of me… All of you!" said he to the Nicholas Cage – I MEAN GHOST RIDER. But it was too late. Nicholas Cage had already begun crawling into the butthole on all four hands and knees, like that episode of the Rugrats where they went into each others' anuses to get the watermelon seed, and it was very warm. "WOW! Get OUT!" said kick-ass, mad. But it was too late. Nic Cage was now inside of Kick-A-san's womb. He was wearing Kick-Ass's skin like a suit. He proceded to go around town and do BAD THINGS and everyone thought it was kick-ass! He went up to big daddy and said "hey I like u because you'r Nicholas cage." Then they had Nicholas cagecest intercourse. Kcik-Ass cried the whole time. The end…? reblog if you remember the 90's