PROLOGUE

So this started out as a little drabble story my friend wrote for me about what would happen if the Death Note cast was in our world, like high school buddies. Anyway, it turned into another short story, and then into a sequel, so I decided to upload it. Me and my friend take turns writing chapters, e.g. I write chap 1, she writes chap 2 and so on. Also, apart from us, there's one more random OC named Beatrice, just cuz my friend wanted a girlfriend for Matt.

So here are the descriptions of the OCs and maybe characters too.

Claudia (Cloud) [Me]: So yeah, I'm the uploader. I'm in high school in fantabulous Toronto and I am a total Death Note fan. But my fave remains BB from the spin-off book (LABB murder cases). Also I luff Near, he's a cute little cuddly thing he is. Oh and in our eyes, Near's 7 or 8, just cuz that's soo much cuter :3. Uhm...I like to assume I'm smart...and I love to draw/read and many other teenage things. Uhm what do I look like...I have goldish strawberry-blonde hair which is uncontrollably curly and a bit longer then shoulder-length. I have green eyes and I'm a bit shorter then average. I love wearing black :P and my awesome Stewie sweater and L necklace. But I'm boring you, so moving on!

Andriet (Andy) [my friend/co-writer]: She's the one who inspired the idea of a random little fanfic. She goes to the same high school as me, though we don't have any classes together except for gym (yuck). Also, we're like twins from perpendicular worlds. We both play piano, speak/are Russian, know more French then most people, we love anime and much more. Except, one thing contradicting this theory is that she loves L and I love B, but whatevuh :P . She has long blondish wavy hair, like waist length and brown eyes. She's taller than me...in her couture boots :P. She has been described as a punk, goth, emo, tomboy and girly. Personally, I think she's a bit punk, but she's too happy/hyper to be goth or emo, and she's not a tomboy nor is she a girly-girl, so I dunno. Lolz, I luffs you Andy 3 XD.

Beatrice: She just a random character Andy made up to give Matt an extremely annoying girlfriend whom everybody (except Matt, I guess) hates. She has pretty black hair. ... That's basically all I know. Oh, and she's very annoying. Very.

The rest of the characters are the same I suppose. L/B/Mello/Matt aren't dead. Or are they?...kidding! Near is cute and cuddly and I'd say about 7 or 8.

OH! And a VERY important note, pairings are:

LxAndy

BxCloud

MattxBeatrice

and Mello and Near are single. Near has an excuse, but Mello...lol I like to tease him :P

ON WITH THE STORY!

CHAPTER 1: WHO'S SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?

Prologue- So here's what's happening: Everyone is in Cloud's basement, playing on her Wii. The people there are L, B, Andy, Cloud, Beatrice (unfortunately), Near, Matt and Mello [Light isn't in this story because he did not qualify to be in my basement. :P] There are only two remotes for the Wii, so Cloud split them up into teams:

Team L Team B

Andy Cloud

L(awliet) B(eyond)

Mello Near

Beatrice Matt

"Hey, why the Hell do we have to get Bea?!" Andy shouts at Cloud.

"Because, it's my Wii." Cloud responds calmly, looking over her shoulder to see Mello desperately trying to pull Bea off Matt.

"NO!! I WANNA BE WITH MY MATTY-KINS!!!" Bea shrieks at the top of her lungs. Any higher, and the windows would shatter.

"I hate you..." seethes Andy.

"Aw, you'll get over it" Cloud brushes her off. While L is trying to calm down his fuming girlfriend, Cloud and B go to pick out a game. Once everyone sees them there, a shouting debate begins:

"Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader!" (Near)

"CSI!" (B)

"Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games!" (Cloud)

"Super Mario Galaxy!" (Matt)

"Dance Dance Revolution!" (Andy)

"NiGHTS!" (Bea)

"Carnival!" (L)

"COOKING MAMA!" (...Mello...)

". . ." Everyone stares at Mello for a good five minutes. "What?" He says, "it's a good game!"

"Sure it is Mello...and B didn't poison and choke the English teacher..." Andy says, looking at B out of the corner of her eye.

"I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about" B responds, adding in a whisper "she deserved it!"

After about half an hour of debating, they finally decide on Dance Dance Revolution and Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.

DDR started out ok, Andy and Cloud totally pwned everybody, but chaos ensued after Near tripped over his baggy pajamas and landed face-first into L's cheesecake. Andy bursted out in laughter until Cloud punched her (fairly hard) on the shoulder and went to comfort poor Near. Andy couldn't help but giggle to herself, and unintentionally caused everyone else to laugh too. But they all shut-up after Cloud threatened to kick them out of her house into the rain.

After many repeats of 99 Red Balloons, Burn Baby Burn and Love Shine, when everyone was exhausted (and when Near developed a cake-shaped bruise on his forehead), they switched the games to Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.

On that faithful day, Mello and Cloud realized that 'Y' actually counted as a vowel. Who knew? Apparently everybody. Also, as it turns out, Bea didn't know that Africa was a continent. But that's understandable...no, not really but whatever. Everything was going fine, the two teams were tied at the Million Dollar Question. That's when things when awry.

That blasted Grade 5 Art question...True or False? Onyx is a colour, not a shade.

It was B vs L, the final show-down...over a video game.

It was silent, all through the house (not creature was stirring, not even a mouse, lol).

Simultaneously, B presses True, and L presses False.

They lock in.

Jeff Foxworthy begins: "And the correct answer is..."

*BOOM!*

Thunder echoes through the house as lightning strikes not a second later.

The screen goes black.

L and B's mouthes fall open as Andy falls off the couch, dragging Cloud down with her. All was eeriely silent apart from Cloud's quiet "ow".

"TRUE!" Jeff pops back onto the screen.

"WHAT?!?" L yells at the TV. "Oh, in your face!" B taunts.

"No, no way, there's no way that I could be wrong!" L mumbles to himself, fidgeting with the Wii remote and pacing back and forth as B's team congratulates him and Cloud gives him a celebratory kiss on the cheek.

"I've got it!" L suddenly declares. "The game must be wrong!"

"You keep telling yourself that, Law-lee-ette." B retorts in a mocking tone, knowing fully well that Lawliet is pronouced "low-light".

"Oh, that's it!" L takes his leftover cheesecake and flings it across the room at B.

"Oh no you di-in't!" Mello and Cloud say at the same time.

"Heh heh, you asked for it..." B takes the jar of jam that Cloud hands him and whips a handful of it at L's whole team.

"Nicely done!" Cloud and B high-five.

"Oh you may have won the battle..." L begins

"But now, this is war!" Andy finishes for him.

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And thus, a food fight big enough to go down in history began in Cloud's poor basement.

To Be Continued.

~ Teehee, so this chapter was written by me at about 11:30 pm last night :P. Yes, food fights are awesome fun. I have another chapter in progress, but some ideas for future chapters would be nice. Also, reviews are highly appreciated :3 ~

{~*Cloud*~}