I'm back with another one of my hilarious one shots (Well my mom thinks their funny) just kidding, besides I wouldn't show my mom this naughty one shot. No take your mind out the gutter theirs no smut here. I have no experience upon which to write smut so I won't be going into details but there sure is a mention or two of it.

Disclaimer: My first one, I'm not super creative so um… me no stephnie.

Now finally,

Let's get it on (ok that was lame I promise never to do it again)

Charlie POV

I can't believe I'm getting all worked up to see my ex wife, yet here I am wearing a suit of all things. At least I kept some dignity by not wearing a tie. Let me call Bella down, her mom should be here any minute. Besides I don't like the fact she's up their with that boy for so long doing things I haven't done in years. (Wait don't be naughty I was talking about homework).

Anyways I was just about to call Bells, and her boyfriend when the doorbell rang. Man it should be illegal to be sweating as much as I am right now. I walk carefully over to the door and open it to known other than Renee. Standing their in all her beauty; Man I hate Phil.

Renee POV

Wow Charlie's wearing a suit today. Stop it Renee you have a great husband waiting for you in Florida, just act natural like all you came here to see was your daughter. What was she name again Brittany, Belle, wait yeah Bella; keep your game face on.

Charlie opens the door for me and I walk in. After sitting me down in the worn out couch we stare at each other than both jump up at the same time and say "I'll get Bella." I was just about to sit down when I heard a very audible thump on the upstairs floor. Charlie and I fly up the stairs in panic. We both know how clumsy our daughter can be; let's just hope what ever she got herself into isn't ER worthy.

Charlie POV

Oh know, that thump can only mean one thing, ER here we come. Renee beat me running up the stairs, man I need to lay off those cheesy puffs. I slink past her and open up Bella bedroom door. What I see angers and shocks me, but surprisingly the only thing that goes through my mind at the moment is "Is that a new position?"

Renee POV

Wow, who knew my daughter had it in her. Here I thought she was completely different than me, go girl. Well I guess those ballet classes did pay off. My daughter sure is flexible.

Bella POV

When my parents opened the door I thought I'd die. I guess they heard that thump when the bed hit the wall. Stupid Edward, coming in here looking sexier than ever with a book in his hand saying he wanted to try something new. I looked in my parent's faces. I was counting the seconds until Charlie exploded. He looked like he was about to burst with anger. Renee on the other hand looked quite amused. Hmm, maybe I'll let her borrow the book.

Yeah I know this is very OC but yet again my friends and I were talking and this came up. Wow, I need to get some new friends. Ok, I really, really want a lot of people to review on this one. It may be the push I need to start writing some real stories. So how should I put this Review!!!!!