Yo Yo YO! I have come to make a random Parody that's...like...random. Yah. Yesh. So...yeah. Um...we're just gonna babble for the first chapter. But in the second one, ok. Here.
I want you people to ask the people in Fruits Basket questions, like an interview. And then you can...tell them to do something. And they HAVE TO...like a dare. Yah. And you can make them sing songs. lol.
Warning: Inapropriate Language (By Kyo mostly), horrible dares and questions in the next chapters, OOC, and most of all weirdness. Cha.
Kyo: Damn you! You think you can make me do anything?!
Me: Yes. I can make you do..anything. He he hah.
Kyo?Wait. What's your name again?
Me: Kyo Rox My Sox
Yuki: Odd...
Tohru: Kyo...huh?
Kyo: Are you talking about...me?
Me: Why of course.
Uh.
Hiro: Why would that cat "Rock" anyone's "socks"?
Me: CUZ HE ROCKS!!!!! ♥
Kyo: I do?
Everybody(except Tohru): He does?
Tohru:...everyone has their opinions. Thinks: And my opinion is this. I LOVE KYO! HE'S MINE! That bitch is stealing him from me!
Me: Yuki,
Yuki: Yes?
Me: I. Hate. You.
Yuki: OO
Me:
Yuki: Well...thank you
Me: Huh?
Yuki: At least you don't...love me...shrugs
Me: Damn it...oops. We're still here! Ok...he...he..he..Let's introduce our hosts for this game thing.
Everyone: H-hosts?!
Me: M-hm...Our first host: AYAME SOHMA!!!!!!!
Ayame: music plays ♫ HELLO EVERYONE! It's so nice to be here! Yuki, Kyo, Young Miss TOHRU. And...everyone else. Thank you Miss...uhk...Kyo Rox My Sox for bringing me as a host. But alas, I will not be able to do any dares. Or be asked questions.
Me: Hah. It's ok. The hosts will be able to be asked questions. I mean, the ones from Fruits Basket at least. Oh and me too. -
YukI: I'm leaving. Bye.
Me: Uh-uh
When Yuki goes out the door, he gets thrown back inside by some unknown force...
Everybody(except Tohru): HAH HAH! laughing so hard!
Tohru: -runs over to Yuki- OMG! Yuki!
POOF!
Oops...
Tohru: Damn it damn it damn it! I'm sorry.
Yuki: S'ok.
Me: Yah, Who cares about Yuki.? Kyo...Sing.
Kyo: Sing what?
Me: No wait. Yuki. poof- get dressed and sing.
Yuki: NUDETY IS BEAUTIFUL! IT'S NATURAL!!!!
Me: ok...Sing Barbie Girl, while skipping around the room!
Yuki: Damn you.
Me: Wait. Tohru. Be Ken.
Tohru: Um...I don't know this song?
Me: Here's the script. NOW SING DAMN YOU!
Tohru: Freak. Hi Barbie.
Yuki: Hello, Mr. Ken dude. (?)
Tohru: Wanna go for a ride?
Yuki: On...what?
Tohru: ON A COW! (Cuz you're the rat lol)
ha...ha
Yuki: -skips around- I'm a Zodiac rat in the Animal world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere (by hugging me)
Imagination, life is your creation
Tohru: Come on Ratty(?) let's go party.
Yuki: -really flatly- I'm a Zodiac rat in the Animal world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere (by hugging me)
Imagination, life is your creation
Tohru: Damn it Yuki, sing with more emotion!
Me: Yeah!
Yuki: -more emotion- I'm a silver single rat(I can see why) in the Animal world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your Ratty...
Tohru: You're my rat, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
Yuki: You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Zodiac rat in the Animal world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere (by hugging me)
Imagination, life is your creation
Tohru: Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Yuki: Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a cat, I can beg on my knees (rats have knees?)
Tohru: Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
And it kept going until the end...
Yuki: Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Tohru: Well, Ratty, we're just getting started!
Yuki: Oh, I love you Ken!
Me: YAYYY!!!!!!!!!
Kyo seems...upset. Wait., let's replay the last line: OH I LOVE YOU KEN. Awww.
Me: Hey wait.! I never introduced the other hosts! Well as you know, there's me and Aya...and two more!
SHIGURE SOHMA!!!!
Shii: Hello everyone. My little flower Tohru. And my new Flower, ...uh. You.
Me: Ok peeps. Call me Leafpelt!
Shii: Yes. My new flower, Leafpelt!
Me: Yah. Next one. From a different show, I bet she's happy to get away from Kish...ICHIGO MOMOMIYA from Tokyo Mew Mew!
Ichigo: Hey everyone! Thanks for letting me be here today! I LOVE Fruits Basket.
Me: I forgot to do this, so yeah, I'm telling everyone now: I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET, AQUA(BARBIE GIRL) OR TMM. THANK YOU!
Everyone: Ok, ok...
Me: Yeah. So yah.
The earth trembles.
Me: Oh damn it.
Tohru: Oh Damn it.
Kyo: Oh DAMN IT!
All three of us(to each other): Why are you saying oh damn it?
Again: KAGURA!
Tohru: Uh...Well, she's taking my damn guy!
Me: Me too. Also she's a friggin weirdo.
Kyo: You talking bout me when you say the guy thing? OO
Me: Yeh. What's your reason for saying oh damn.
Kyo: She's gonna KILL me.
Kyo and I: Wait. Did you just say damn...TWICE?!
Tohru: You think a high school girl can be that goody-goody?! HAH!
SWeatdrop
Kagura: KYO MY DEAR!!!!!!!
Kyo: Oh damn, oh shit, oh---all the words in the f-ing WORLD!
That was the end of this first chap. thing...yeah. So next, the first person to review and dare or question, or both, I'll do theirs!
Kyo Rox My Sox...Leafpelt.