Is She Teasing?

by Gordon Freerey

So-shortly after I had just finished cleaning my windows, a blue pegasus saw me through the window and trotted over to me. That's when she started licking my window-thus ruining my hard work. How could she!

Staring at me from outside, the blue Pegasus placed a mischievous smile upon her face. Such was a look which caused both joy and worry to leap into my heart.

As I stood outside, staring deep into her red eyes, pressing my nose against the glass, she came closer, wings extended out from her sides. Was she teasing me?

And that was when she licked my window! I had spent maybe a whole hour wiping it with Windex yesterday—and now this pony was ruining my work. I could practically feel as the warmth of her tongue spread over my nose.

But—through my anger, through my fury—I couldn't help but laugh.