BRBGGP
I, Brighid own nothing of Stargate SG-1. I just like to play in their world every once in a while. I am also a J/S shipper. Like it or don't, I don't care.
Summery: An IM chat log that was found on Major Carter's computer. Crackfic
Xphish: So I just type like I am talking to you?
me: yes, but I'm not talking to u
sir
Xphish: What did I do?
me: you pushed the button
Xphish: You told me it was safe to push the button
me: I never
Xphish: you did
me: I did not!
sir
Xphish: What did you say Carter?
Huuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm?
me: I said, "Sir, the button may be tempting, but please don't touch it or we could end up in a very bad situation"
and then U touched it
Xphish: No.
me: Sir?
Xphish: That is not what you said
me: OK, then what did I say?
Xphish: You said, The button is tempting blah blah scientist stuff push it
me: ..................no, sir.
switch that last stuff with DO NOT
and they you may be on to something
Xphish: Carter.
me: Sir?
Xphish: You told me to push it
you made a side bet with Daniel about me pushing it
And T
me: Sir, with all due respect, I really do not want to talk to you right now. I would not be stuck here, in this little room if you hadn't pushed the button after EVERY ONE OF US said not to!
and I made no such bet!
Xphish: So it was a dream and I imagined it. Carter, I may imagine a lot about you in my dreams but this was not one of them
me: :-o
Xphish: errr
eh
ha ha
me: uh, yeah
Xphish: yeah
me: lol
Xphish: lol?
me: it means laugh out loud, sir
as in, ha ha I'm laughing and you can't hear me
although some times people aren't actually laughing
more like, they're saying haha, funny....
yeah
Xphish: yeah
so
lol then
me: yeah...uh sir, brbggp
Xphish: brbggp??
11:37 AM Carter??
11:39 AM Heeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllloooooooooooo
what the hell is brbggp??
me: sorry, sir....I uh
Xphish: what??
me: I told you i had to go pee
be right back
gotta go p...
Xphish: too much information there Carter. Too much
me: well that's why you just say brbggp
Xphish: ah
me: yeah
Xphish: yeah
me: so, what are you doing to entertain yourself?
They won't let me have any of my research to work on
mostly because SOMEBODY touched the button
Xphish: YOU told ME to touch the button
and well right now I am typing to you
me: WTF SIR????????????
Xphish: WTF?
me: I did no such thing!
And WTF = What the....use your imagination
and technically you're IMing me
Xphish: Carter!
me: innocent face
sir?
Xphish: brbggp
ha!
I can get the hang of this
me: have fun, sir
.....
oh, and while ur using the facilities, I'd just like to use this time to say, I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH THE BUTTON to Infinity. I win. :P
Xphish: :p ?
WTH is :p ?
me: wth sir? You do catch on quickly
and :P is a tongue
Xphish: ok
ok
You are sticking your tongue out at me?
me: who me?
idk
maybe
Xphish: idk? I don't know?
me: VERY GOOD SIR!
Still surprised u didn't catch the tongue quicker though
Xphish: Yes... well... if I can't keep my finger off of a button that you told me to push, how would I get that a P was a tongue?
me: I thought you had a more vivid imagination than most....
ok, that came out wrong
Xphish: Yeah... I think it did
me: hehe
whoops
sooooooooooooooooo
what's new with you?
wait, i'm not talking to you
Xphish: Ah but you are
me: am not
Xphish: yes you are
me: nope
shakes head
enter Gat8erboi
G8terboi: Are you two still arguing over the button?
Xphish: Finally, a voice of reason! Daniel did Sam tell me to push the button?
G8terboi: No.
Xphish: WTH?
She did!
G8terboi: Sam, have you been teaching Jack IM lingo?
me: Um..guilty
Xphish: I couldn't figure it out on my own?
Thanks for the vote of confidence
G8terboi: Well, obviously you couldn't figure out that when we said don't touch we meant DON"T TOUCH.....
enter sXeT
Xphish: Carter told me to push the button!
sXeT: I believe Major/Colonel Carter told you NOT to push the button O'Neill
Xphish: et tu Teal'c?
G8terboi: Admit it Jack, we've got u on this 1.
Xphish: Scientific blah blah push the button blah blah
me: See what I've been putting up with?
Xphish: And I don't want any tongue sticking out from either one of you too!
I mean it
sXeT: My tongue will remain in my mouth O'Neill
:P
Xphish: lol
G8terboi: Sam, I hold you accountable for him knowing this stuff now
me: He told me to tell him!
Xphish: It was an order
G8terboi: was it?
Xphish: wink
me: actually.............it wasn't
sXeT: I believe that is a ;)
G8terboi: It wasn't an order? Then why would u tell him????
me: I couldn't help it!!!!
Xphish: She can't resist me
and now if that wasn't inappropriate
sXeT: 4real
G8terboi: seriously
me: I'm going to hell
Xphish: because you are a liar
you told me to push the button
me: Sir, seriously
W
T
F
?
It's 3 against 1 here.
Sir?
Sir?
G8terboi: Sam, I think u hurt his feelings.
sXeT: Indeed
Xphish: :p
me: Sir, r u mad me?
Xphish: why in the world would I be mad at you?
You just have convinced the others that I did something you told me to do
G8terbi: Because she broke your 3
Xphish: SHE BROKE MY WHAT?
????
sXeT: Major Carter has broken your heart O'Neill
G8terboi: Oh boy
me: Thank you Teal'c
sXeT: U r welcome
Xphish: what is with all this symbol and one letter.... things
you don't type anything out?
G8terboi: Sorry, it's uh...IM it means Instant Message...it's more instant when you don't have to type out EVERY SINGLE WORD
seriously Jack, where did u get your screen name if you didn't know that?
Xphish: That was for my email
besides Carter did it
Because Carter does a lot of things
G8terboi: She did did she?
SxeT: what kinds of things O'Neill?
Xphish: Yes Daniel she does. Like sets up an email address so I don't get junk mail in my real one
tells me to push buttons
those kind of things
me: I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir!
And I kinda have to do what he says sometimes guys
Xphish: Yes, the power I wield over her
lol
me: but he obviously doesn't do what I tell HIM to do, like pushing buttons and getting us all locked into separate cells until the effects of crazy alien junk wears off!!!!!!!!!!
Xphish: For the last time
MAJOR
you told me to push the button
me: and for the last time SIR, what I said was....
as we stood by the machine, don't push the button!
Xphish: Fine Carter, fine.
me: thank you sir
Xphish: But I wasn't talking about that time
G8terboi: Uh Sam...?
me: Sir?
um.........what time are you talking about?
exactly?
Xphish: I don't push your buttons?
me: *gulps* Sir...
Xphish: What?
me: Oh....no.........no no no no
sXeT: is everything alright Major Carter?
G8terboi: Sam?
me: Oh no no no no
no
no
*headdesk*
Xphish: Carter?
me: *headdesk*
no
no
no
i didn't
no
i couldn't............
Xphish: Carter? WTH is the matter with you?
me: Sir?
nothing
:D
just...thinking
G8erboi: About?
me: nothing
nothing at all
I really should use this time to do some research online...I g/g
ttyl guys!
Xphish: gg?
me: gotta go...
Xphish: ttyl?
me: talk to you latter
Xphish: ah
me: bye sir
Xphish: Carter, wait
That's an order
Major
me: Sir?
:S
G8terboi: Sam' what's going on?
IDK!, Sir?
Xphish: Carter...you're in an awful big hurry to get out of here, would you like to share something with the class?
me: No, sir, not really....
Xphish: Carter....
me: Sir?
:D
Xphish: …....
me:Oh for crying out loud SIR! That time didn't count!
Xphish: It does
me: doesn't
Xphish: does
me: doesn't!
doesn't!
G8terboi: WTF you guys?
Xphish: does to infinity
ha! I win
me: Damn
Xphish: lol
me: I'm not laughing sir
G8terboi: Sam, what is going on?
Jack?
Xphish: Spill it Carter. I am sure that Daniel and T are on the edge of their seat
sXeT: I am actually seated comfortably on a 3 seat O'Neill
me: guys....i may have kinda sorta said...........
Xphish: To push the button
me: not in so many words
G8terboi: Sam you didn't!!!!!!!!!!
me: It was an accident Daniel! And totally out of context!
Xphish: See! I listen to her.
G8terboi: What exactly did you tell him?
Xphish: Yes Carter, what exactly did you tell me?
me: Sir...now really isn't the time is it?
Look guys, I'm sorry, but I may have inadvertently given Colonel O'Neill permission to push the button
sXeT: Major Carter, I am shocked
G8terboi: ditto
me: ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xphish: NOT STUPID
I LISTEN
G8terboi: *shakes head* Sam...
me: Sorry guys....
sXeT: Upon that note i believe i will now be needing to Kelnoreem, ttyl
G8terboi: yeah, i got some stuff to think about too
Xphish: Bye guys
me: yeah bye
Sir, you still there?
Xphish: yes
me: guys????
Teal'c?
Daniel?
Xphish: I think we're alone
me: Sir you know that didn't count!
Xphish: oh didn't it?
me: Sir when I said you always have permission to push my buttons, i didn't mean the literal ones!
Xphish: But you did say to push the button Carter
me: urgh
Xphish: So then what did you say????
me: You aren't letting this go are u?
Xphish: Nope
me: Fine
Sir, I actually rather enjoy it when you try and push my buttons.
And then you said, can I push it now
and I said, feel free
G8terboi: Oh God, I did not hear that
me: DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xphish: DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G8terboi: Sorry, i meant to say brbggp