This idea just came to me, and what better way is there to show my love of two of the greatest computer nerds ever?

Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds or NCIS.


If there was one thing Penelope Garcia never did, it was shirk her duties. Sure, there were those times when she would lose herself in an enticing MMORPG or anything such as that, but that was only when she had nothing to do for the team. This was one of those times, otherwise known as free time.

"Elf Lord, huh?" Garcia chuckled. One hand was flying over the keyboard, while the other was furiously clicking the mouse. On the screen, two digital characters were locked in combat. One was the Elf Lord, and the other was a scantily clad and somewhat muscular woman; Garcia's character. "I must admit, you are quite a formidable opponent," Garcia cackled wickedly, doubling her efforts, "but I'm gonna show you what this warrior babe can do!" She leaned an inch closer to the screen.

Before, the two seemed evenly matched, but now it was obvious that Garcia had the upper hand. Just as her opponent was about to retaliate with a powerful attack, he stopped. He completely stopped. Garcia hesitated for a split second, wondering what happened. She decided she didn't care in that same split second, delivering the final blow to the Elf Lord. The avatar fell to the ground, defeated, and the words "YOU WIN" appeared on Garcia's monitor.

"YES!" she screeched, jumping from her seat. Behind her, Morgan, who'd just walked in, jumped, startled at the blonde woman's outburst. "TAKE THAT!" Garcia erupted into a fit of giggles, falling back into her swivel chair.


"Ow!" Timothy McGee cried, his head having just been slapped. He looked up to see his assailant. "Boss! I- uh- I was just- uh-" he stammered, directing his attention from his battle with the warrior girl to Gibbs.

"You were just finding everything you can about petty officer Davis," Gibbs growled menacingly, "weren't you, McGee?"

"Yes boss," McGee confirmed, returning to his computer. He sighed heavily, seeing the words "YOU LOSE" blinking on his screen.

McGee looked around shiftily a few times, making sure Gibbs had gone and Tony wasn't looking. His boss had just boarded the elevator, heading to Abby's lab. Tony was flirting shamelessly with Ziva.

Finally, he returned his gaze to the computer screen. A small smile crept onto the man's lips. Slowly, he typed, "Rematch?" Enter. He briefly glanced at his watch. "Two Hours?" Enter.

Almost instantly, a reply came up. "You're on, elfy boy!"

When I have free time…he mused.


I dunno, but I can totally imagine this happening. It's kinda funny since they're really close and don't know it, y'know, Quantico and DC? Totally.