Disclaimer: I dnt own KaZe, They own each other.
To say Zero was angry was an understatement he was livid. Asuka had managed to get him and the damn vampire pureblood on writing the 7 things they hate and love about each other. This activity was a result when he and Kaname were fighting about which was better: Twilight or Harry Potter, and by coincidence Asuka was talking to someone and they were arguing so loud they didn't hear her hushing them to keep it down.
FlashBack
"Damn it Kuran, everyone knows that Harry Potter is much more better than twilight! No one really likes Twilight cause sparkly vampires are so lame!" Zero shouted getting tired of the fight but somehow didn't want it to end either having a heated argument with his boyfriend was so much fun
Kaname pouted "But Zero, sparkly vampires are what viewers love about the movie, and not to mention Bella's oh so obvious instability to with stand being apart from edward for so long!" he declared "and honestly I think Twilight reminds me of the both of us. I'm Edward who doesn't want the monster in me to consume my personal brand of heroine: Bella who is you, cause you gotta admit YOU can't live without me" Kaname finished with a triamphic smirk, and the smirk only got wider as he saw Zero turning pink due to the fact of being compared Bella they continued arguing, and each explanation on which movie/book is better the louder their voices became
Then Asuka came into the living room talking using her Nokia N8:"Yeah Asheena I know, Look you can come here whenever you want. I don't need a specifi-" Asuka paused when she heard all the commotion, she was slightly happy to see the sight presented before her, two of the most powerful beings in Cross academy: a Kiryuu vampire hunter and a Kuran pureblood prince arguing over something so ridiculous. Sweet!
"Hey Asuka, looks like there is a slight trouble going on there maybe I should call some other time?" She heard Ash suggested
"No! Don't hang up Ash just give me a sec" She then hurriedly turned her attention to the two arguing souls "Hey lovebugs! Could you keep it down a little!"
But the two kept arguing as if they didn't hear her, Zero just kept rambling about how the Olympics of Harry Potter beat baseball in Twilight, while Kaname kept talking about how Victoria could kick Valdemort's ass any day and how the addition of werewolves in the story kept enhancing it.
"Sorry Asu, I really can't hear you. I'll call you back again" She heard Ash apologize before the line went dead
"No! Ash wait!" the only response she got was the dial tone's
In the background she could still hear the two boys arguing. Asuka felt her eyebrow twitch then she turned around and smacked each boy at the head
"Ow! What the hell is that all about?" Kaname and Zero both asked at the same time while rubbing their aching heads
"For being so damn childish! I was talking to a friend and you guys were all shouting and since my friend couldn't hear me she hang up on me! Really she only loads every once a month!" Asuka shouted
"Well sorry if the damn prince of an ass won't admit that Harry Potter is sooo much better than Twilight!" Zero ironically said
Kaname just rolled his wine like eyes "No its because the hunter won't admit Twilight is better than Harry Potter"
They resumed arguing and suddenly stopped when they once again felt strong hands smacking their heads
"Grr! Alright since the both of you are obviously bored out of your pants why not do this activity" She looked at the both of them right in the eye so they won't interrupt on what she was gonna say "Why don't you right seven things that you hate and love about each other. And the reason why I wanted you to right only seven things other than the usual ten or five is because seven is my favorite number so deal with it"
End of FlashBack
So here he was in his room with a purple colored pen and a whole sheet of paper right in front of him
'Honestly, of all the things she told us to do' Zero sighed heavily 'Oh well since I got nothing to do might as hell get this crap of an activity over with'
Zero started to write in big bold cursive letters "The seven things I hate about Kaname Kuran"
Zero thought about that and he could write a million things he hates about his boyfriend
'oh well might as well start from the seventh thing I hate most about him'
7. He's Vain
Yep, One thing Zero's sure of is the pureblood is secretly vain, he would gladly take praise from everyone and still look like he doesn't care about them. Zero's a sole witness to the pureblood's hidden vainity, whenever somebody will praise him for his knowledge, power, legacy, kindness etc. The pureblood will talk about it all day with Zero, that's why Zero rarely praises the pureblood
6. The Games he play
Oh how Zero hated that game, the game where Kaname once used him as nothing but a shield a pawn if i may add. just for the sake of Yuuki, a pawn that he will be willing to kill and replace when he doesn't need it anymore, but here he is in love with the very person who just used him as a mere chess piece. He also hates chess cause that's the only sport he sucks at.
5. He's Insecure
Another thing Zero hates more than Kaname's vainity is that he's so insecure whenever Zero talks with some other guy than him. He'll get really jealous over the night class, Kaito and for the love of holy hell even the freaking chairman! And when Kaname gets so insecure he would immediately take the silver haired boy's arm and lead him to his bedroom for a 'little talk'
4. Its obviously that he still likes HER
Hey who said Zero can't be insecure! Come on; why wouldn't he be insecure when the majority of the pureblood's life revolved around Yuuki? He fed Zero blood cause he said that its all for Yuuki, he used the hunter as a pawn just for Yuuki, he would always smile when the klutz of a girl would blush at him. You know where this is going. The pureblood's world revolvers around Yuuki, yet even knowing all this Zero is still thankful that Kaname reserved a special place in his heart for Zero
3. He made me laugh and cry
Its annoying how the guy could easily make the level D into a laughing mess. May it be through a corny joke or maybe pranking Aidou once in a while, since obviously Kaname being around Zero helped him loosen up a bit. Plus Zero really can't believe he's writing this! Oh well since its only Asuna that's going to read this, He would've died if somebody else read that Kaname Kuran has shattered Zero Kiryuu's pride and actually made him cry through a fight about everything and everyone
2. His friends are jerks
Its a proven fact. Especially when the chocolate haired boy would act like the night class students. Zero remembers the days when all the night class would look down upon him for being a hunter and a low level D. His most hated member of the night class is Aidou Hanabusa its obvious that the blonde has feeling for the prince even when he's together with Akatsuki Kain. There is also Shiki Senri one of his favorites or in his ok list, cause Shiki doesn't give a shit as long as Zero doesn't try to hurt his precious Takuma Ichijou
1. He makes me love him
Zero hates the fact that the pureblood has broken down his mask and melted his heart with just a simple sentence "Its not all for Yuuki, I also care about you" and that very moment Zero knew something in their pawn-master relationship and he was right in turned into a love-hate relationship.
Zero sighed and looked at what he had written and read it over again for any false information. 'Its seems that its better if I right the other 7 things at the back'
So Zero flipped the paper onto its back and wrote in the same bold cursive style "Seven things I love about Kaname Kuran" Zero suddenly paused and thought that he had much more great things to write about the pureblood than his list of bad things
7. His Hair
When their just resting under that sakura tree that one spring evening, Kaname's head was on Zero's lap, he was taking a nap while Zero silently observed the man's brown tresses having an inner argument with himself if it was ok to touch the hair of his boyfriend. After a whole 2 minutes of the inner discussion and took the risk, running his hand down the chocolate colored locks, after that Kaname opened one eye and asked why he had stopped, Zero just blushed and continued feeling Kaname's hair and the feeling was like touching the finest silk satin fabric
6. His Eyes
Whenever he and Kaname just had those moments when they are too engrossed with each other to move, Zero occupies his time getting drowned in the endless depths of Kaname's soul, seeing the various emotions that show what Kaname really feels he usually sees jealousy, lust, a lil bit of sadness and a whole lot of love. And he wonders if Kaname sees the same emotions running through his own lilac orbs cause as people say "The eyes are the windows of the soul"
5. His Old Levis
Zero just think Kaname's really sexy wearing casual faded out jeans. It makes him more human to not always look like Mr. Prim and Proper. Plus he loves Kaname's reaction whenever the guy looks between Zero's legs
4. When we kiss
Whenever Kaname kisses Zero, the hunter would always blush and feel like he's being controlled with the usage of the kiss, Zero would always find himself on Kaname's bed with various costumes put on him
3. When he makes me laugh and cry
Zero couldn't decide if this is a good or bad thing, but all he knows is he will always gladly share his laughter and tears when Kaname needs them
2. When we hold hands
Whenever Zero gets a nightmare a reassuring hand always intertwines with his and Zero knows that everything will be alright.
1. He makes me love him
This is also mind bending thing for Zero, Cause being in love with Kaname can be bad and good. Zero knows that Kaname will provide that he is longing for his whole miserable life, because the pureblood proved himself when he rescued Zero from Asato Ichijou which almost cost his own life
"And I am done!" Zero all but shouted. He placed the purple pen in his bag and began to re-read the things he wrote.'I can't believe its already been a year since that war happened'
Suddenly the door was slammed open and in came Asuka in view
"Are you done?" Asuka raised a brow in question and slowly walked away after she saw Zero nod
'I guess that's a command telling me to follow her' Zero once again sighed and left to follow Asuka they were rounding corners and walked in hallways. She finally stopped and Zero was a little bit curious as to why she stopped, he looked over her shoulder and saw Kaname sitting on fountain 'Wow my knight in night class armor'
"Alright let's get this over it and i want you to read the seven things you hate and love about each other. So Zero you first" Asuka pushed Zero in front of Kaname. And then with much reluctance Zero started to talk about the seven things he hated and lastly the seven things he loves about Kaname. Kaname me was shocked of Zero's list he was really touched!
"Nice! Alright Kaname Kuran your turn" Asuka's voice echoed
"Wait can I tell you guys next week I'm not quite done yet" Kaname announced
"Hmm. Fine... But be sure you're ready next week." Asuka told Kaname "Well. since I think your boredom was cured I think I'll call Asheena again. Bye guys"
As soon as Asuka was out of sight and out of hearing coverage Kaname immediately went over to Zero, grabbed his chin and kissed Zero passionately holding the kiss for a few more seconds and decided to kiss Zero over and over again until they were a panting mess
"Shall we continue this in my bedroom?" Kaname whispered into the ear of his boyfriend; Zero could only nod
THE NEXT DAY
Asuka sluggishly walked down the hallways of Kaein Cross' home silently heading to the living room and when she was about to turn the handle-
"I keep telling you Kaname Big Time Rush is better than Jonas Brothers, they have a cool show that will be having a season 3 and JoBro has? None!" Zero smiled
"And I tell you Jonas Brothers are a much mature band than your BTR." Kaname argued
Asuka sighed 'Looks like their bored again, but I wonder what their next argument will be? 2ne1 vs Girl's Generation?'
'Well; at least we got them to write what they hate and love about each other mission accomplished!" Asuna suddenly chided
Asuka nodded "Yeah I guess you're right my alter ego" she looks at them and sighs "I just hope they won't reduce to arguing about which nursery rhyme is better"
Asuna sweatdropped 'I agree'
END
A/N: So this story is a year after FACTS which is not finished yet, and I don't know when I'll be able to go on and update my stories I assure you I haven't abandoned them, I just lack inspiration, time and other useless crap. Anyway back to what I was saying if you got confused to when did Kaname save Zero from Ichijou is actually gonna happen in FACTS I just dnt know when, Aww I gave away a spoiler, Oh well XD. I hope you know the song this is based off from if you don't go buy a television. Just kidding its called 7 things by Miley Cyrus. You might have heard the name of Asheena in love332's VAMPIRE AND HUNTER. so love332 I just borrowed ASHEENA from yah, And also this is an apology fic for love332 for me not updating endless love. I'm really really sorry. I'll try to finish it as soon as I got the time. And to all those reading this Oneshot collection is not always gonna be based on FACTS, some might be joined with, Nekos, Vampires and Fighters or maybe Endless Love, just not sure. anyway thanks for reading! read and review MY FIRST ONESHOT :)
Vampiie is out of the building!