A/N: My first FanFiction. I hope that the few that will read this will enjoy it. I'm sorry for any possible grammar mistake, English isn't my main language (Español). I'll leave a few more notes at the end of the story.
Sunday morning in Royal woods, and It was one of the rarest moments in the Loud house. Every single kid in the house seemed to have reached the same decision, spend the morning in a quiet and enjoyable way.
Lori and Leni were laying on the older girl's bed, reading a stack of magazines and talking about how good those clothes would look on them.
In Luna and Luan's room, the only noise that could be heard was coming from the comedian girl. Luan was sitting on the bean bag, watching a compilation of fail videos and laughing. The rocker was quietly listening to music with her headphones on as she attempted to write some lyrics for a future love song for Sam.
Lynn and Lucy's room was the only one empty. The sports girl had left the house a little earlier to go and meet her friends, while the gothic girl was hiding in the air ducts, reading the newest number of Princess Pony.
In the Twin's room, Lana was playing with Hops on her bed, while Lola had a tea party with her plushies.
Lincoln was laying on the floor of his room, wearing only his underwear, with his legs propped against the door as he read Ace Savvy.
In Lisa and Lily's room, the little genius was the only person in the room, as her little sister was downstairs with her mother. Lisa was focused on her latest experiment, working with her chemistry equipment. She was cautiously mixing two different substance in a beaker, making sure not to pour more than it was necessary as it could possibly–
*SLAM*
The door of the room shot wide open, with a small fighting cloud entering the room. The little genius lost her concentration, completely pouring the contents of the test tubes into the beaker.
"Dangit." Lisa managed to say just before the substance exploded in her face. Lisa's upper body was slightly singed, but just like with most of her experiments, the little genius was fine.
Lisa wiped the crystals of her glasses before pushing a button on the table, then turning to the fighting cloud in the middle of the room.
A tall robot came rolling out of the closet. It quickly locked its sensors on the small cloud and rolled to it. Two long arms plunged into the fight for a second, quickly pulling out two blond girls.
"Hey! Let me down!" Lana shouted as she wiggled in the air.
"Lisa! Tell this thing to let me go this instant or I swear…" Lola trailed off, shaking a fist towards the little genius.
"R-205B, please, take these two to their room," Lisa simply said, turning back to her work table.
The twins yelled as the robot carried them out of the room. A few seconds later, the robot came back empty handed, rolling all the way back to the closet.
Lisa sighed as she looked down at her failed experiment, letting her emotions take over her as she let a small growl. She breathed deeply to calm herself. Another failed experiment thanks to her sisters.
Lisa knew perfectly well that not all her failures were due to her family. Almost fifty percent of her experiments ended in an explosion, but only forty percent of the explosions were her own fault. The other sixty percent could be attributed to her normally chaotic environment.
As Murphy's law said: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." That something was usually one of her siblings, most notably, the two blonde girls that had barged in a moment ago. Lisa had done the calculations. Out of all her siblings, the twins were the ones that disrupted most of her experiments. Sixty percent of failures were due to her family, but the twins caused half of those failures.
Thirty percent. The bickering of the twins had hindered her scientific advances the most out of any member of the Loud family… If she excluded herself, of course.
Just imagine how many scientific discoveries she could make if the twins didn't cause thirty percent of her failures. How many inventions to help humanity she could develope. Just imagine all the great things she could do if she could change that thirty percent into zero. If she could somehow manage to prevent the twins from fighting every moment of every day.
"Hmmm…" Lisa thought as she rubbed her chin, a small smile forming on her lips. "Yes…" It was possible. The desire to fight was a neural response of each twin to the provocation of the other. If she could make a slight adjustment to that ad make them a bit more tolerable…
It was obvious that neither of her siblings would let her perform a brain surgery on them, so she would have to find an alternative to make this possible. This was all in the name of science. She quickly cleaned her work table and started to tinker a new invention.
The hours passed and now was the middle of the afternoon.
Lola sat on one of the small plastic chairs she used for her tea parties, her arms crossed and her eyes squinted, glaring at her twin sister. Lana was sitting on her bed, mimicking her sister's position.
"Stop looking at me," Lola said in a low tone.
"You stop looking at me," Lana answered.
Both sisters growled, standing from their respective places and running towards each other, ready to start the fourth fight of the day.
"Greetings, siblings!" Lisa said as she opened the door of the room. "I have come to ask for your cooperation with my latest project."
"Uhmm, pass." Lana said, standing over her twin, a fist full of Lola's blond hair.
"Can't you see that we're busy right now?" Lola added, laying on the floor of the room, with her left foot right on Lana's stomach.
"Of course, silly me," Lisa said as she looked with half lidded eyes the scene before her. "How could I not notice that you two were already engaged in such an important activity. Nevertheless, I believe that the two of you taking part in my latest experiment would be of great–"
"Pass!" The two girls interrupted at the same time before resuming their fight.
"I'll give you five dollars each."
The girls quickly stood in front of Lisa, wide smiles on their faces. "Deal!"
"Perfect. Come with me." The little genius turned around, guiding the other two towards her room.
The first thing the little princess and plumber noticed was a large metallic tube standing tall on one of the corners of the room.
Lisa walked to her computer and pressed a few keys. A moment later, a side of the tube slid open, the inside big enough for an adult to fit in.
"Alright, who wants to go first?"
The twins looked at each other, their minds filling with second thoughts about this.
"What exactly does this thing do? Nothing dangerous, right?" Lola asked as she gave another look to the inside of the… machine. It seemed to be completely empty inside.
"Pffft, chicken." Lana mocked her sister.
Lola glared at Lana. "Well, if you are so brave, why don't you go first?"
Lana shrugged. "Sure," she answered, walking inside the metallic tube and turning around.
Lisa pressed a few more keys and the door shut close. Lisa continued her work on the computer, with the sound of an engine starting. Lisa smiled as she observed her latest invention charging up.
'This should be quick and simple. Soon, there won't be any more silly fights coming from this two.' Lisa thought, checking the numbers that were displayed on the computer. 'Everything seems to be running–'
A red warning sign covered the computer screen at the same time the metallic tube started to shake violently, sparks and smoke coming from the top of the machine.
"W-what's happening?" Lola asked, taking a few steps back, her gaze moving from the tube to Lisa and back.
"Hey! Get me out of here!" Came the muffled voice of Lana.
"Lisa, do something!" Lola shouted, completely worried for her sister
"Dangit. I'm on it." Lisa said, frantically working on her computer, trying to forcibly stop the machine. After half a minute, the tube finally stopped shaking. Lisa let out a sigh.
The door of the tube slid open again, a large cloud of smoke coming from inside of it, along with a small coughing girl that fell forward on her hands and knees.
Lola quickly rushed to her twin, kneeling next to her. "Lana, are you alright?"
"Yeah, just– *cough* just give me a moment. *cough*" The plumber remained there, breathing heavily while the coughs slowly subsided. "I think… I'm fine now."
"Come, let's go back to our room." Lola said, offering a hand to her sister.
Lana looked up at her sister, and froze. The little plumber didn't move, her eyes fixed on her sister's face, with her mouth slightly ajar.
Lola frowned. "Lana, are you alright?"
Lana quickly shook her head, before accepting her sister's hand. "Yeah. Just… I think I need some rest."
"Okay." Lola said, guiding her twin back to their room. At the door, the little pageant queen looked back. "You can keep your money! There's no way that I'm going inside that thing!" She said before slamming the door behind her.
Lisa sighed. This experiment was yet another failure, and there was certainly no way that she could convince the twins of trying again. Well, she would have to continue dealing with her sister's getting in the way of her scientific advances. The best thing to do would be to just move on to the next experiment.
Lana was laying on her bed, her eyes occasionally moving in search of her sister, but quickly looking back to the ceiling.
'Has Lola always been this pretty?'
A/N 2: I have wanted to see a LolaxLana fic for a while now, but everyone just writes LincolnxSister. I guess if you want something, you have to be the one doing it. This story will remain T forever. There're no chances of things turning M in the future. I'm open to suggestions of how things would develope, if there're none, then I'll just continue with the idea that I have.
Notas: Si a un buen numero de personas le interesa leer esta historia en Español, solo diganlo y empesare a traducir este y los futuros capitulos.