I do not own this song or book. All rights go to Stephenie Meyer and My Chemical Romance.

They're going give you good looks.

All the rules in the books.

To make a vampire out of you.

Because they don't sleep they run and play pranks just for fun.

They also drink blood of animals, too.

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Because the garlic don't work, they're going to give you a smirk.

Because they've got methods of drinking you dry.

But they must have self control.

They say they don't have a soul.

And now they're a hundred years old.

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I know that vampires scare the living wits out of me.

They could care less, all long as someone will bleed.

You'll see Emmett and Rose.

Striking a violent pose.

Maybe they'll leave you alone.

O-M-E…

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The boys and girls in the coven.

They got that vampire lovin'.

They do not fit in very well at school.

They are so beautiful it hurts.

Edward has got abs under his shirt.

They are so awfully, awfully cool.

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They say that vampires scare the living wits out of me.

"I could care less" complains Rosalie.

They got designer clothes.

They could be models.

I sure wont leave you alone.

O-M-C…

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I know that vampires scare the living wits out of me.

They could care less, all long as someone will bleed.

You'll see Emmett and Rose.

Striking a violent pose.

Maybe they'll leave you alone.

O-M-E…

All together now…

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Vampires scare the living wits out of me.

I am so scared that I now have to go pee.

They have designer clothes.

A perfect, angular nose.

Maybe they'll live you alone.

O-M-E!