Narrator - it's a nice sunny day at the school of DragonBrat. Today is
the first day of a new semester. Kids are very excited about having a new
class and seeing new classmates.
# in the class- the teacher Ms.Briefs (Bulma) comes in and faces the class.
Bulma: " Well, good day, brats! I'm your new teacher, Ms.Briefs. I know all you brats are fascinated and full with energy about starting a new semester with a new class,
but you better shut up and obey when I tell you to. You are not bunch of 2nd graders, but you are Juniors! Whoo whoo! "
" Anyways, I would like to start the class with introductions of yourself. Talk about yourself when I call you up, ok? We'll go by rows.
The first one, up!"
Gohan stands up. " Hi everyone! My name is Gohan. As you can see, I'm a hot guy and you are lucky to have me in your class. I will post my phone number on the bulletin later so all you hot girls, check it out!" *winks and pauses the Great Saiyaman pause.
"!?" Gohan senses danger
Videl is sitting in the class, giving Gohan scary glare. Her veins are sticking out.
Gohan, with sweat running on his face: " Videl !!! I didn't know you were in my class!"
Videl, with dark shade on her face: " well, now you know!" She runs on top of others' desks and reaches Gohan, punches him in the face (blood splashes) and starts squeezing the poor boy's neck. Bulma: " Next."
Kaioushin stands up and bows.
" Hi. My name is Kaioushin. You can call me Shin if you like. I was transferred from a school in East Kaioushinkai and this is my first year here. As you can see, I'm a mutant. But hey, don't be prejudiced. I want to get to know you mortals. Nice to meet you all."
As he finishes, Gohan is crushed into Shin's desk by Videl. Shin stands there still.
Bulma: " Next."
Android Eighteen stands up, with a cool smirk on her face.
" My name is Eighteen. Don't you dorks ask me why I have a number as my name.
I would also like to let you know that I'm married. I have a child, too. My husband is Krillin over there." She stares at Krillin sitting in the corner of the class. Krillin blushes.
Some students whoo them.
Bulma: " That's very nice to know, now, next person." ( Gohan still getting the beating of his life in the corner.)
Piccolo stands up, looking majestic.
" I'm Piccolo. This is my first year in this school like how Shin is. I dropped out from
a school in my planet, Namek. They are really strict about smokin' marijuana there.
It really sucks over there cuz there aren't any girls. But now I can finally check out some hotties."
Bulma: " I hope you enjoy your school life here, Piccolo! Next."
Bulma: " .? No one sits there? I thought - " Videl realizes it's her turn, so she quickly returns to her seat, leaving beat-up Gohan in the corner all bloody and horrible.
Videl makes a very angelic and girly face as she rubs off the blood on her hand.
Smiling to the class, " Hi there people! I'm Videl here. I am very excited to see you
all in this class. That's my boyfriend, Gohan lying there in the corner. He's really
flirty so if he comes up to any of you girls, just ignore him, 'kay? "
Bulma: " Alright, Gohan, Kaioushin, Eighteen, Piccolo and Videl- that was all for
Row1. It's a really freaky row, isn't it? Now, Gohan, are you alright over there?"
No answer from Gohan. Videl is glaring at him.
Bulma: " Well, I guess we'll have to use him in the First Aid class later. We'll move on
to Row 2. The first one, go ahead."
Android 17 stands up, smirking.
" My name is Seventeen. That blonde one over there is my twin sister, Eighteen. In
my leisure , I like to drive my pink car through beautiful flower fields. I do not
have a woman for myself yet, so don't miss this chance of havin' lovely time driving
with a hot hunk, Seventeen! "
Bulma: " I hope you'll find a wonderful partner in this class. Next."
Eighteen looks down, looking ashamed at how her brother was acting.
Trunks stands up.
" My name is Trunks Briefs. Yep, Ms.Briefs is my mom. I have a girlfriend, Pan here
in this class. (looks at Pan . She smiles.) I love her and I say, she's much prettier than
Gohan's bitch, Videl. "
The class: " Ohhhhhhhhh" Videl jumps up." What!!?? How dare you call me a bitch! I'm gonna tell my dad! "
Trunks: " Oh I'm so scared, Hercule is gonna spank me! " He starts laughing, pointing
at Videl.
Bulma: " Okay Trunks, enough of that. It's not very nice making fun of someone like
that. Besides, Hercule is a hot hunk. Next person up. "
A green, creepy-looking one stands up.
" Hm, my name is Cell. Some of you may think I look like a monster, but I'm intelligent
enough to participate in this school. I don't have any friends yet so I'm looking forward to make at least few friends here. I also want e-mail friends to debate about politics. "
Bulma: " I know you will, Cell. Next."
Pan stands up with a nice smile.
" My name is Pan. I like arts and biology. I love dissecting cats and Nameks. "
The class: "ewww"
Piccolo: " How could you..! Oh! So you are the one who mutilated Dende last year !
I will never forgive you for what happened to that poor boy!!" Piccolo's veins are sticking out.
Pan: " What are you talking about, I don't remember dissecting him."
Piccolo: " I know you did! "
Bulma: " You two, this is not the time to argue. We have next person waiting."
Yamcha stands up.
" Well uh I'm Yamcha. I was here last year too, and the year before last year and another year before that and.."
Bulma cuts in: " Yamcha has dropped his Junior year all his life and this year is his last chance. Anyone who cares enough about him, please help him out. Ok, Seventeen, Trunks, Cell, Pan and Yamcha. That's all for Row two."
# The introduction had gotten through the class and Krillin is the last one in the class.
Krillin stands up. " My name is Krillin. I used to be a Buddhist monk when I was little.
It looks like this class has an unusual combination of people.creatures here. But I am excited to get to know you people. "
Bulma smiles. : " Okey dokey my students, that's all for now. I hope you'll make friends with all these wonderful people. So, enjoy your five-minutes break."
#the bell rings for five-minutes break. The students are already talking about who they would like to go out with.
" Hey I think that blonde one is hot!"
" I like that mutant guy there."
" I think I'll give my e-mail address to that Cell guy over there" etc.
Bulma: "To your seat, brats. I'm going to pass out some books for you to read tonight and you better have your essay done by tomorrow."
The students are given the slips to fill in their names and book numbers.
Bulma: " you people are so slow at filling in such a paper. just pass them up to me now. Hurry up. Hurry UP, brats!"
# Next period: It is middle of algebra class.
Bulma: " Ok I'm going to pass back the placement test we just did. Gohan Son, here you go. A perfect score. Kaioushin, also a perfect score. Eighteen, another perfect score, good job. Piccolo.. three points. Now, mister. What is wrong with you?! You are not taking this serious, are you?"
Piccolo looks up.
" There isn't anything wrong with me. I just didn't feel like doing all these crap. What's a slope-intercept?"
Bulma: " Well we just talked about it. You just weren't listening. And I want you to take off your weird thing you have on your head. I don't allow any hats in this class. "
Piccolo: " Why are you picking on me like that?! I always have this on and I don't feel comfortable without it! Why don't you say something about Pan's bandana, HUH?!"
He glares at Pan.
Pan: " Aw, Piccolo, you nagging green monster, you are still upset about me dissecting Dende, huh?"
Piccolo, looking scary with rage : " SO YOU DID IT!! You are the one who mutilated Dende!! " Points at Pan. He is now furious with rage and is charging at her.
Bulma, with angry look : "Now, Piccolo! Sit down. I was talking about your bad score so don't change the subject. I have been wanted to ask you. Did you smoke marihuana in the bathroom in the last five-minutes break? Is that why your eyes are so red?"
The class is silent, staring at the two glaring at each other.
Piccolo: " You do not know how to trust your students. You don't love any of us except your spoiled brat Trunks."
Trunks jumps up. : " What the hell did you say ?! Brat? That's what you are, you .you green assed marijuana addict!"
Piccolo: " I said I don't do drugs anymore. Back off, Briefs family!"
The class is excited at this outcome. The students are anxious to see them argue.
Bulma: " I can't believe you disrespected my Trunks like that! Alright, I'm going to suspend you. " She walks away to reach the phone to call the principal, King Kai's office.
The class: " Oh-oh,,,"
Piccolo, now looking desperate: " So be it!!! I'll prove my innocence and I'll be sure to come back to this f***ing class, you Vegeta lovin' hag."
The class cheers Piccolo for his courage to say such thing. " Yeah, Piccolo! We believe you! "
# The janitors come in and take the Namek away. As he walks out of the class, Piccolo waves at the class and the class cheers for his heroic departure.
Piccolo screaming in the hall: " I will come back! I will come back!"
# In the class-
Bulma: " Now class, shut up. We'll continue on with chapter six, so open the text and start reading on your own. I do not want to hear any talking or other noises. Start."
# the class is quiet, yet there are few of them still excited about what happened to Piccolo. Gohan takes out the cotton out of his nose to see if his nose had stopped bleeding. Behind him, Shin is reading something else. Eighteen is concentrating on her work and Videl is still keeping her eyes on poor Gohan. Cell is passing out his e-mail address to some people. Trunks and Pan are so happy they got rid of Piccolo.
Bulma walks down the row 1. She stares down at Kaioushin. " What are you reading, Kaioushin?" She snatches it away from him. Kaioushin: " No!!"
Bulma, smirking: " A letter from your love, huh?"
The class is excited: " What!? Read it! Read it to us, Ms.Briefs!"
The poor little purple boy is now all red with embarrassment.
Bulma skims through the letter and her face turns blue. "..."
Kaioushin jumps out from his seat to take it back, but Videl and Eighteen quickly grab him and sit on him so he can't get the letter.
The class is waiting anxiously.
Bulma starts reading the letter:
" Dear my Kaioushin,
It was very sweet what you said about me last week. It just melted my heart
when you said I look like Pamela Anderson. Well, it was the greatest
compliment in my life. I can't think of anything but you, my sweet baby.
( The class whoos at the purple god on the ground.)
1 I miss you. Maybe I'll visit your class sometimes.
2 Love is wonderful. Love turns enemies into friends. It seemed hopeless at first. I was
3 annoyed every time I saw that Kibito next to you. But finally our strong love has set us free. No one can distract our feeling toward each other.
Let's stay strong. ( The class: " Ohhhhh.." )
With hugs and kisses.
From your girlfriend, Babidi."
The class: " EWWWW!!" Shin, blushing and screaming on the ground: " Shut up!!"
The students sitting near Shin move their desks away from his, even Gohan.
" I didn't know you were like that! I thought I trusted you, but. "
Shin blasts the two away from his back. He snatches the letter back from Ms.Briefs.
Shin, his eyes watering in anger and embarrassment: " You are the most horrible teacher I ever had, Ms. Briefs! What Piccolo said about you is true, you Vegeta-worshipper. "
The class is high with excitement.
Bulma with veins sticking out on her neck: " Say that again, mutant!"
Trunks points at Shin: " Hey, don't say crap about my mom!"
Kaioushin: " Oh, yo momma."
The class: " Ohhhhhhh"
Shin runs out of the classroom: " I'm not coming back! " His tears are flying.
The class: " Ohh Ms. Briefs, you hurt his feelings!" Some people are laughing on the ground. Krillin: " He may not look it, but he's very sensitive, don't you know?"
Bulma: " Well I don't know anything about those mutants and I don't care. Now, it's almost bell ring. Everyone clean up and rest until lunch."
# The students walk around the class and some of them get ready for lunch.
Gohan: " I can't believe that Kaioushin is in love with that worm. He must've fell off while flying and hit his head hard on the ground or something."
Krillin: " He must be a really lonely one to fall in love with a thing like that."
Videl: " Well they make a good mutant couple. Are you going to the cafeteria for
lunch, Gohan?"
Gohan: " Yeah. I guess so." Videl, looking happy: " Let's have lunch together! "
Gohan says ok to her but he still can't forget the traumatic incident he had in the
morning. Videl grabs his hand and drags him to the cafeteria. Gohan: " Aww."
# The cafeteria- There aren't any people there yet. But there's Piccolo roaming around
blasting the food counter.
The food-serving woman: " Hey! What are you doing here, what is your name!?"
Piccolo: " I am innocent! I am innocent!" He crawls onto the counter and starts
eating the hotdogs and pickles there. The food-serving woman takes a flying pan
and smacks Piccolo. *Bong* Piccolo's eyes pop out and he falls on the ground.
The janitors run up there and drag him away.
Just after the Namek was dragged away, Videl runs into the cafeteria with Gohan.
Eighteen and Krillin walk in next and many others come in for lunch.
Videl: " Hey the food counter looks pretty messed up. But they are still serving the lunch, so let's go get it."
The students line up to get the lunch.
The food-serving woman: " I am very sorry to announce this, but the food here has just gotten destroyed by a freak so we'll have to serve you canned Hercule condensed soup."
Everyone: " Ewwww I don't wanna eat that crap, it's cheap."
Trunks: " Aw you are telling me to eat that stupid canned thing with that stupid guy printed on there? Disgusting."
Videl: " Don't make fun of my dad like that! Besides, the Hercule Condensed Soup is
rich in vitamins and very healthy! "
The students ignore Videl and walk away, looking for something else to eat.
Gohan: " Hey Videl it's okay. Let's go somewhere and get a bagel or something."
Videl grabs Gohan's shirt: " You mean you don't want to have my dad's soup?!"
Gohan is frightened: " No, no, I was just saying! Yeah, let's have that delicious
Hercule Soup!"
Videl and Gohan grab the can and sit together. Krillin and Eighteen are eating French fries together. Cell is sitting far away from everyone and he's eating his potato salad
he brought from home. Trunks and Pan are deciding what they want at a vending machine. Seventeen is enjoying his lunch with some pretty girls around him.
Videl, sipping the soup: " So what do you think about the new class? "
Gohan: " Well. I don't know. It looks like we have a lot of difficulty in that class
and Ms. Briefs gives us too much homework! How does she expect us to do that shit
load of work? Give me a break."
Videl: " We can do the homework together this evening! What's your room number in the dormitory? Mine is 143, second floor. Eighteen's room is right next to mine so I can get some help from her. "
Gohan: " My room number is 78, first floor. Meet me in my room at six."
Videl: " Okay! "
The kids resume enjoying their lunch.
# Evening At the school dormitory- Some students are walking around trying to find their friends' rooms.
Pan is in Trunks's room playing Nintendo together, not doing any of the homework.
Yamcha is lying in his room looking at a porno site on the computer.
Seventeen is chatting with a girl on the phone about where they should go tomorrow
for driving. Cell is doing his homework, listening to his radio in his room.
Videl, running : " Oh, I can never get used to this maze-like dormitory! What
kind of dork designed this architecture anyways? I can't find Gohan's room.
78.78. oh, there it is! "
Videl knocks on the door and Gohan answers: " Hi Videl, come in!"
Videl comes inside Gohan's room and looks around.
Gohan: " What should we start with, the essay, maybe?"
Videl: " Why do you have such childish stuff in your room? This room is filled with
Piccolo stuff! Piccolo stuffed animal, Piccolo alarm clock, a poster of Piccolo,
Piccolo mug cup."
Gohan, looking upset: " They are not childish, they are my treasures. Piccolo is my hero ever since I was little! He trained me to be a hecka strong fighter. "
Videl, looking angry: " Not childish! You are! This imitation Piccolo mask proves it!"
She smashes the Piccolo mask with her hands.
Gohan: " What the hell did you do that for!? "
Videl: " You put this on in front of a mirror and pretend to be a Namek, huh?
That's stupid! Shame on you. "
Gohan, snatching the Piccolo mask from her: " It's not stupid! You are!"
Videl looks furious. " You think your Piccolo toys are more important than me! "
She starts punching Gohan's stomach on the ground.
Gohan: " Ugh!!!"
While Videl is molesting Gohan in Room 78, Eighteen and Krillin walk down the hallway together to get some drink at the vending machine.
Krillin: " Whew, I'm glad we're almost done with the essay. You are really a
smart one. I wouldn't survive the homework hell without you. "
Eighteen kisses Krillin on his cheek: " Honey, I'm always here to help you."
Krillin blushes. He takes her hand and they go on their way.
" Excuse me?" Krillin and Eighteen are stopped by a voice behind them.
They turn around and see a small creepy creature.
Krillin, looking uneasy: " Babidi! "
Babidi is wearing a ribbon on her head and has a red dress on.
Babidi, in her creepy voice: " I'm looking for someone. Do you have any idea
where Kaioushin is? "
Eighteen: " I saw him on the roof after school. But I saw him fall off from it.
He was probably trying to commit suicide because of all the harassment he was
getting in the class. "
Babidi, her wrinkled eyes wide: " What?!"
Eighteen : " But he went out to the store to get Band-Aid so he must be back by now."
Babidi: " Could you tell me what his room number is?"
Eighteen: " 172. "
Babidi: " Would you take me there?"
Eighteen: " Why? You just go around left and go straight. "
Babidi: " What if someone attacked me from behind or something? I'm being stalked
by someone so I feel insecure."
Eighteen sighs: " Krillin, take this bug to Kaioushin."
Krillin, disgusted: " Why me? "
Eighteen: " Or else you'll have to do your homework alone."
Krillin sighs: " Alright, alright." He reluctantly leads Babidi to the room 172.
Krillin knocks on the door: " Hey, Shin. Your worm is here. "
The door opens so sudden and it smashes Krillin on the wall.
Babidi, looking very happy: " Kai!"
Kaioushin: " My princess!"
They rush to each other in slow motion with rose petals flying everywhere.
Kaioushin, feeling Babidi's wrinkled head: " It's really nice to see you."
Babidi: " I heard you fell off from the roof.? "
Kaioushin: "Oh. I was practicing Hercule's Super Carpet-Attack technique."
Babidi: " That is so cool, Kaioushin! You're doing that for the love of me."
The two are staring into each others' eyes in flowery atmosphere.
Krillin, rubbing his nose that just got smashed: " This is a disturbing sight."
Krillin turns to walk away, but suddenly he gets run over by two gigantic figures
rushing into the room. Krillin: " AAHHHGGG!!"
Debura, breathing hard: " I found you, Master Babidi!!"
Kibito: " Kaioushin-sama!!"
Kaioushin: " What.the..! "
Babidi, looking angry: " Ugh, what is your problem?!"
Debura: " Why are you running away from me? I don't see you in the ship anymore!
And what is this Kai doing over here?! Come on, let's go back to our ship!" He yanks
Babidi's skinny bug-arm.
Kaioushin, angry: " Hey!! Stop being violent to my Babidi!"
Debura: " Your Babidi? Ha! Don't make me laugh. She hates you."
Kibito: " Kaioushin-sama, you better stop this insanity."
Kaioushin: " Stop being nosy, Kibito. Please."
Kibito: " I ain't being nosy. I'm just saying this is insane!"
Babidi: " Aw, let me go, Debura! You're hurting me! And you, pink guy, it's none of your business who my Kai loves. Don't you think you can break our love! "
Debura: " L.love him!!?? What is wrong with you, my master! You've hated him for
centuries, you said he killed your father and you called him Purple Rat."
Babidi, now next to Kaioushin: " Go screw yo gigantic devil ass, Debura! You're
just jealous. Go barbeque yourself! "
The four of them start fighting and blast each other while Krillin gets smashed on the ground. Krillin: " Gack!!!!! Someone help meeeee!!!"
Eighteen hears the voice of her husband : " ! Krillin? "
She runs to where the disaster is going on and sights flat Krillin in the ground.
Eighteen: " What is going on?! Oh Krillin, are you alright??" She picks him up.
Krillin, groaning in pain: " Eighteen. "
Eighteen: " Don't worry, I'll take care of you." She carries Krillin in her arms out of the room. " Hey you two, what are you people?! You aren't students or teachers, are you?
Go get your asses out of here, ok!? " She carries Krillin and walks away.
Debura: " Alright, I'm fed up! You two creep me out. Let me out of this."
He turns and walks out, angry.
Kibito: " I don't believe this..." He shakes his head and leaves.
Debura and Kibito walk along the hallway together, talking what freak their partner is.
Then they decide to have dinner together and leave the dormitory with their arms around each other.
Eighteen watches them leave: " Freaks."
Eighteen carries Krillin in her room and lays him on the bed. " Poor Krillin."
His eyes aren't focused and his tongue is sticking out.
Eighteen takes out sterilizer from the first-aid box and starts mending his wounds.
Krillin: " Thank you Eighteen. I'm dumb, aren't I? I should watch out for things
more." *chuckles.
Eighteen: " No, I should've went with you. Please don't blame yourself."
Krillin: " Eighteen. I love you." He gets up and kisses her deeply on the lips.
Eighteen gives him a lovely smile and returns a passionate kiss.
Krillin, deep-kissing: " Eighteen.is the door locked?"
Eighteen: " who cares if it isn't ?"
They grin at each other and crawl under the blanket.
* The activity here is censored. *
Back in the room 78, Videl is glaring down at beat-up Gohan on the floor.
Gohan, in his mind: " How the heck did I get this bitch as my girlfriend??"
In the room 172, Babidi and Kaioushin are talking how glad they are to see their nosy partners leave.
Kaioushin: " That was annoying. Hopefully Debura won't harass you again."
Babidi: " He's stalked me all day! Everywhere I go I sense his shadow."
Kaioushin: " Be sure you be careful when you walk somewhere dark. There will be many evil people trying to steal you from me. You're so pretty no anyone."
Babidi: " Don't worry, I will never disappear from you! Now, it's late at night. Go get
some rest. Want me to sing you a lullaby?"
Kaioushin, blushing: " Uh."
Babidi: " C'mon, don't be shy about it. I sing good!" She puts him in the bed and starts singing:
" Papparapappa go to sleep my baby
Lalalala~ have a cool dream
Papparapappaaaaaaaaa Yeeeehaaaw! "
Kaioushin immediately falls asleep. Babidi kisses him good-night on his cheek
and leaves the room. She decides to recite her voice in the hallway so other people
will have peaceful sleep, too. Walking along the hallway, she sings:
" Papparapappa good-night kids
Papparapappaaaaa Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaw!! "
Trunks and Pan, still playing Nintendo: " Whoa! Who the HELL is screaming
in the hall?! "
Seventeen, in his bed: " Gack!!" He covers his ears with the pillow.
Cell turns the volume of his radio to the loudest.
Eighteen and Krillin are so occupied with their activity, the horrible screaming in the hall doesn't even bother them.
Narrator- So the kids' peaceful day is over. And the saga continues.
# in the class- the teacher Ms.Briefs (Bulma) comes in and faces the class.
Bulma: " Well, good day, brats! I'm your new teacher, Ms.Briefs. I know all you brats are fascinated and full with energy about starting a new semester with a new class,
but you better shut up and obey when I tell you to. You are not bunch of 2nd graders, but you are Juniors! Whoo whoo! "
" Anyways, I would like to start the class with introductions of yourself. Talk about yourself when I call you up, ok? We'll go by rows.
The first one, up!"
Gohan stands up. " Hi everyone! My name is Gohan. As you can see, I'm a hot guy and you are lucky to have me in your class. I will post my phone number on the bulletin later so all you hot girls, check it out!" *winks and pauses the Great Saiyaman pause.
"!?" Gohan senses danger
Videl is sitting in the class, giving Gohan scary glare. Her veins are sticking out.
Gohan, with sweat running on his face: " Videl !!! I didn't know you were in my class!"
Videl, with dark shade on her face: " well, now you know!" She runs on top of others' desks and reaches Gohan, punches him in the face (blood splashes) and starts squeezing the poor boy's neck. Bulma: " Next."
Kaioushin stands up and bows.
" Hi. My name is Kaioushin. You can call me Shin if you like. I was transferred from a school in East Kaioushinkai and this is my first year here. As you can see, I'm a mutant. But hey, don't be prejudiced. I want to get to know you mortals. Nice to meet you all."
As he finishes, Gohan is crushed into Shin's desk by Videl. Shin stands there still.
Bulma: " Next."
Android Eighteen stands up, with a cool smirk on her face.
" My name is Eighteen. Don't you dorks ask me why I have a number as my name.
I would also like to let you know that I'm married. I have a child, too. My husband is Krillin over there." She stares at Krillin sitting in the corner of the class. Krillin blushes.
Some students whoo them.
Bulma: " That's very nice to know, now, next person." ( Gohan still getting the beating of his life in the corner.)
Piccolo stands up, looking majestic.
" I'm Piccolo. This is my first year in this school like how Shin is. I dropped out from
a school in my planet, Namek. They are really strict about smokin' marijuana there.
It really sucks over there cuz there aren't any girls. But now I can finally check out some hotties."
Bulma: " I hope you enjoy your school life here, Piccolo! Next."
Bulma: " .? No one sits there? I thought - " Videl realizes it's her turn, so she quickly returns to her seat, leaving beat-up Gohan in the corner all bloody and horrible.
Videl makes a very angelic and girly face as she rubs off the blood on her hand.
Smiling to the class, " Hi there people! I'm Videl here. I am very excited to see you
all in this class. That's my boyfriend, Gohan lying there in the corner. He's really
flirty so if he comes up to any of you girls, just ignore him, 'kay? "
Bulma: " Alright, Gohan, Kaioushin, Eighteen, Piccolo and Videl- that was all for
Row1. It's a really freaky row, isn't it? Now, Gohan, are you alright over there?"
No answer from Gohan. Videl is glaring at him.
Bulma: " Well, I guess we'll have to use him in the First Aid class later. We'll move on
to Row 2. The first one, go ahead."
Android 17 stands up, smirking.
" My name is Seventeen. That blonde one over there is my twin sister, Eighteen. In
my leisure , I like to drive my pink car through beautiful flower fields. I do not
have a woman for myself yet, so don't miss this chance of havin' lovely time driving
with a hot hunk, Seventeen! "
Bulma: " I hope you'll find a wonderful partner in this class. Next."
Eighteen looks down, looking ashamed at how her brother was acting.
Trunks stands up.
" My name is Trunks Briefs. Yep, Ms.Briefs is my mom. I have a girlfriend, Pan here
in this class. (looks at Pan . She smiles.) I love her and I say, she's much prettier than
Gohan's bitch, Videl. "
The class: " Ohhhhhhhhh" Videl jumps up." What!!?? How dare you call me a bitch! I'm gonna tell my dad! "
Trunks: " Oh I'm so scared, Hercule is gonna spank me! " He starts laughing, pointing
at Videl.
Bulma: " Okay Trunks, enough of that. It's not very nice making fun of someone like
that. Besides, Hercule is a hot hunk. Next person up. "
A green, creepy-looking one stands up.
" Hm, my name is Cell. Some of you may think I look like a monster, but I'm intelligent
enough to participate in this school. I don't have any friends yet so I'm looking forward to make at least few friends here. I also want e-mail friends to debate about politics. "
Bulma: " I know you will, Cell. Next."
Pan stands up with a nice smile.
" My name is Pan. I like arts and biology. I love dissecting cats and Nameks. "
The class: "ewww"
Piccolo: " How could you..! Oh! So you are the one who mutilated Dende last year !
I will never forgive you for what happened to that poor boy!!" Piccolo's veins are sticking out.
Pan: " What are you talking about, I don't remember dissecting him."
Piccolo: " I know you did! "
Bulma: " You two, this is not the time to argue. We have next person waiting."
Yamcha stands up.
" Well uh I'm Yamcha. I was here last year too, and the year before last year and another year before that and.."
Bulma cuts in: " Yamcha has dropped his Junior year all his life and this year is his last chance. Anyone who cares enough about him, please help him out. Ok, Seventeen, Trunks, Cell, Pan and Yamcha. That's all for Row two."
# The introduction had gotten through the class and Krillin is the last one in the class.
Krillin stands up. " My name is Krillin. I used to be a Buddhist monk when I was little.
It looks like this class has an unusual combination of people.creatures here. But I am excited to get to know you people. "
Bulma smiles. : " Okey dokey my students, that's all for now. I hope you'll make friends with all these wonderful people. So, enjoy your five-minutes break."
#the bell rings for five-minutes break. The students are already talking about who they would like to go out with.
" Hey I think that blonde one is hot!"
" I like that mutant guy there."
" I think I'll give my e-mail address to that Cell guy over there" etc.
Bulma: "To your seat, brats. I'm going to pass out some books for you to read tonight and you better have your essay done by tomorrow."
The students are given the slips to fill in their names and book numbers.
Bulma: " you people are so slow at filling in such a paper. just pass them up to me now. Hurry up. Hurry UP, brats!"
# Next period: It is middle of algebra class.
Bulma: " Ok I'm going to pass back the placement test we just did. Gohan Son, here you go. A perfect score. Kaioushin, also a perfect score. Eighteen, another perfect score, good job. Piccolo.. three points. Now, mister. What is wrong with you?! You are not taking this serious, are you?"
Piccolo looks up.
" There isn't anything wrong with me. I just didn't feel like doing all these crap. What's a slope-intercept?"
Bulma: " Well we just talked about it. You just weren't listening. And I want you to take off your weird thing you have on your head. I don't allow any hats in this class. "
Piccolo: " Why are you picking on me like that?! I always have this on and I don't feel comfortable without it! Why don't you say something about Pan's bandana, HUH?!"
He glares at Pan.
Pan: " Aw, Piccolo, you nagging green monster, you are still upset about me dissecting Dende, huh?"
Piccolo, looking scary with rage : " SO YOU DID IT!! You are the one who mutilated Dende!! " Points at Pan. He is now furious with rage and is charging at her.
Bulma, with angry look : "Now, Piccolo! Sit down. I was talking about your bad score so don't change the subject. I have been wanted to ask you. Did you smoke marihuana in the bathroom in the last five-minutes break? Is that why your eyes are so red?"
The class is silent, staring at the two glaring at each other.
Piccolo: " You do not know how to trust your students. You don't love any of us except your spoiled brat Trunks."
Trunks jumps up. : " What the hell did you say ?! Brat? That's what you are, you .you green assed marijuana addict!"
Piccolo: " I said I don't do drugs anymore. Back off, Briefs family!"
The class is excited at this outcome. The students are anxious to see them argue.
Bulma: " I can't believe you disrespected my Trunks like that! Alright, I'm going to suspend you. " She walks away to reach the phone to call the principal, King Kai's office.
The class: " Oh-oh,,,"
Piccolo, now looking desperate: " So be it!!! I'll prove my innocence and I'll be sure to come back to this f***ing class, you Vegeta lovin' hag."
The class cheers Piccolo for his courage to say such thing. " Yeah, Piccolo! We believe you! "
# The janitors come in and take the Namek away. As he walks out of the class, Piccolo waves at the class and the class cheers for his heroic departure.
Piccolo screaming in the hall: " I will come back! I will come back!"
# In the class-
Bulma: " Now class, shut up. We'll continue on with chapter six, so open the text and start reading on your own. I do not want to hear any talking or other noises. Start."
# the class is quiet, yet there are few of them still excited about what happened to Piccolo. Gohan takes out the cotton out of his nose to see if his nose had stopped bleeding. Behind him, Shin is reading something else. Eighteen is concentrating on her work and Videl is still keeping her eyes on poor Gohan. Cell is passing out his e-mail address to some people. Trunks and Pan are so happy they got rid of Piccolo.
Bulma walks down the row 1. She stares down at Kaioushin. " What are you reading, Kaioushin?" She snatches it away from him. Kaioushin: " No!!"
Bulma, smirking: " A letter from your love, huh?"
The class is excited: " What!? Read it! Read it to us, Ms.Briefs!"
The poor little purple boy is now all red with embarrassment.
Bulma skims through the letter and her face turns blue. "..."
Kaioushin jumps out from his seat to take it back, but Videl and Eighteen quickly grab him and sit on him so he can't get the letter.
The class is waiting anxiously.
Bulma starts reading the letter:
" Dear my Kaioushin,
It was very sweet what you said about me last week. It just melted my heart
when you said I look like Pamela Anderson. Well, it was the greatest
compliment in my life. I can't think of anything but you, my sweet baby.
( The class whoos at the purple god on the ground.)
1 I miss you. Maybe I'll visit your class sometimes.
2 Love is wonderful. Love turns enemies into friends. It seemed hopeless at first. I was
3 annoyed every time I saw that Kibito next to you. But finally our strong love has set us free. No one can distract our feeling toward each other.
Let's stay strong. ( The class: " Ohhhhh.." )
With hugs and kisses.
From your girlfriend, Babidi."
The class: " EWWWW!!" Shin, blushing and screaming on the ground: " Shut up!!"
The students sitting near Shin move their desks away from his, even Gohan.
" I didn't know you were like that! I thought I trusted you, but. "
Shin blasts the two away from his back. He snatches the letter back from Ms.Briefs.
Shin, his eyes watering in anger and embarrassment: " You are the most horrible teacher I ever had, Ms. Briefs! What Piccolo said about you is true, you Vegeta-worshipper. "
The class is high with excitement.
Bulma with veins sticking out on her neck: " Say that again, mutant!"
Trunks points at Shin: " Hey, don't say crap about my mom!"
Kaioushin: " Oh, yo momma."
The class: " Ohhhhhhh"
Shin runs out of the classroom: " I'm not coming back! " His tears are flying.
The class: " Ohh Ms. Briefs, you hurt his feelings!" Some people are laughing on the ground. Krillin: " He may not look it, but he's very sensitive, don't you know?"
Bulma: " Well I don't know anything about those mutants and I don't care. Now, it's almost bell ring. Everyone clean up and rest until lunch."
# The students walk around the class and some of them get ready for lunch.
Gohan: " I can't believe that Kaioushin is in love with that worm. He must've fell off while flying and hit his head hard on the ground or something."
Krillin: " He must be a really lonely one to fall in love with a thing like that."
Videl: " Well they make a good mutant couple. Are you going to the cafeteria for
lunch, Gohan?"
Gohan: " Yeah. I guess so." Videl, looking happy: " Let's have lunch together! "
Gohan says ok to her but he still can't forget the traumatic incident he had in the
morning. Videl grabs his hand and drags him to the cafeteria. Gohan: " Aww."
# The cafeteria- There aren't any people there yet. But there's Piccolo roaming around
blasting the food counter.
The food-serving woman: " Hey! What are you doing here, what is your name!?"
Piccolo: " I am innocent! I am innocent!" He crawls onto the counter and starts
eating the hotdogs and pickles there. The food-serving woman takes a flying pan
and smacks Piccolo. *Bong* Piccolo's eyes pop out and he falls on the ground.
The janitors run up there and drag him away.
Just after the Namek was dragged away, Videl runs into the cafeteria with Gohan.
Eighteen and Krillin walk in next and many others come in for lunch.
Videl: " Hey the food counter looks pretty messed up. But they are still serving the lunch, so let's go get it."
The students line up to get the lunch.
The food-serving woman: " I am very sorry to announce this, but the food here has just gotten destroyed by a freak so we'll have to serve you canned Hercule condensed soup."
Everyone: " Ewwww I don't wanna eat that crap, it's cheap."
Trunks: " Aw you are telling me to eat that stupid canned thing with that stupid guy printed on there? Disgusting."
Videl: " Don't make fun of my dad like that! Besides, the Hercule Condensed Soup is
rich in vitamins and very healthy! "
The students ignore Videl and walk away, looking for something else to eat.
Gohan: " Hey Videl it's okay. Let's go somewhere and get a bagel or something."
Videl grabs Gohan's shirt: " You mean you don't want to have my dad's soup?!"
Gohan is frightened: " No, no, I was just saying! Yeah, let's have that delicious
Hercule Soup!"
Videl and Gohan grab the can and sit together. Krillin and Eighteen are eating French fries together. Cell is sitting far away from everyone and he's eating his potato salad
he brought from home. Trunks and Pan are deciding what they want at a vending machine. Seventeen is enjoying his lunch with some pretty girls around him.
Videl, sipping the soup: " So what do you think about the new class? "
Gohan: " Well. I don't know. It looks like we have a lot of difficulty in that class
and Ms. Briefs gives us too much homework! How does she expect us to do that shit
load of work? Give me a break."
Videl: " We can do the homework together this evening! What's your room number in the dormitory? Mine is 143, second floor. Eighteen's room is right next to mine so I can get some help from her. "
Gohan: " My room number is 78, first floor. Meet me in my room at six."
Videl: " Okay! "
The kids resume enjoying their lunch.
# Evening At the school dormitory- Some students are walking around trying to find their friends' rooms.
Pan is in Trunks's room playing Nintendo together, not doing any of the homework.
Yamcha is lying in his room looking at a porno site on the computer.
Seventeen is chatting with a girl on the phone about where they should go tomorrow
for driving. Cell is doing his homework, listening to his radio in his room.
Videl, running : " Oh, I can never get used to this maze-like dormitory! What
kind of dork designed this architecture anyways? I can't find Gohan's room.
78.78. oh, there it is! "
Videl knocks on the door and Gohan answers: " Hi Videl, come in!"
Videl comes inside Gohan's room and looks around.
Gohan: " What should we start with, the essay, maybe?"
Videl: " Why do you have such childish stuff in your room? This room is filled with
Piccolo stuff! Piccolo stuffed animal, Piccolo alarm clock, a poster of Piccolo,
Piccolo mug cup."
Gohan, looking upset: " They are not childish, they are my treasures. Piccolo is my hero ever since I was little! He trained me to be a hecka strong fighter. "
Videl, looking angry: " Not childish! You are! This imitation Piccolo mask proves it!"
She smashes the Piccolo mask with her hands.
Gohan: " What the hell did you do that for!? "
Videl: " You put this on in front of a mirror and pretend to be a Namek, huh?
That's stupid! Shame on you. "
Gohan, snatching the Piccolo mask from her: " It's not stupid! You are!"
Videl looks furious. " You think your Piccolo toys are more important than me! "
She starts punching Gohan's stomach on the ground.
Gohan: " Ugh!!!"
While Videl is molesting Gohan in Room 78, Eighteen and Krillin walk down the hallway together to get some drink at the vending machine.
Krillin: " Whew, I'm glad we're almost done with the essay. You are really a
smart one. I wouldn't survive the homework hell without you. "
Eighteen kisses Krillin on his cheek: " Honey, I'm always here to help you."
Krillin blushes. He takes her hand and they go on their way.
" Excuse me?" Krillin and Eighteen are stopped by a voice behind them.
They turn around and see a small creepy creature.
Krillin, looking uneasy: " Babidi! "
Babidi is wearing a ribbon on her head and has a red dress on.
Babidi, in her creepy voice: " I'm looking for someone. Do you have any idea
where Kaioushin is? "
Eighteen: " I saw him on the roof after school. But I saw him fall off from it.
He was probably trying to commit suicide because of all the harassment he was
getting in the class. "
Babidi, her wrinkled eyes wide: " What?!"
Eighteen : " But he went out to the store to get Band-Aid so he must be back by now."
Babidi: " Could you tell me what his room number is?"
Eighteen: " 172. "
Babidi: " Would you take me there?"
Eighteen: " Why? You just go around left and go straight. "
Babidi: " What if someone attacked me from behind or something? I'm being stalked
by someone so I feel insecure."
Eighteen sighs: " Krillin, take this bug to Kaioushin."
Krillin, disgusted: " Why me? "
Eighteen: " Or else you'll have to do your homework alone."
Krillin sighs: " Alright, alright." He reluctantly leads Babidi to the room 172.
Krillin knocks on the door: " Hey, Shin. Your worm is here. "
The door opens so sudden and it smashes Krillin on the wall.
Babidi, looking very happy: " Kai!"
Kaioushin: " My princess!"
They rush to each other in slow motion with rose petals flying everywhere.
Kaioushin, feeling Babidi's wrinkled head: " It's really nice to see you."
Babidi: " I heard you fell off from the roof.? "
Kaioushin: "Oh. I was practicing Hercule's Super Carpet-Attack technique."
Babidi: " That is so cool, Kaioushin! You're doing that for the love of me."
The two are staring into each others' eyes in flowery atmosphere.
Krillin, rubbing his nose that just got smashed: " This is a disturbing sight."
Krillin turns to walk away, but suddenly he gets run over by two gigantic figures
rushing into the room. Krillin: " AAHHHGGG!!"
Debura, breathing hard: " I found you, Master Babidi!!"
Kibito: " Kaioushin-sama!!"
Kaioushin: " What.the..! "
Babidi, looking angry: " Ugh, what is your problem?!"
Debura: " Why are you running away from me? I don't see you in the ship anymore!
And what is this Kai doing over here?! Come on, let's go back to our ship!" He yanks
Babidi's skinny bug-arm.
Kaioushin, angry: " Hey!! Stop being violent to my Babidi!"
Debura: " Your Babidi? Ha! Don't make me laugh. She hates you."
Kibito: " Kaioushin-sama, you better stop this insanity."
Kaioushin: " Stop being nosy, Kibito. Please."
Kibito: " I ain't being nosy. I'm just saying this is insane!"
Babidi: " Aw, let me go, Debura! You're hurting me! And you, pink guy, it's none of your business who my Kai loves. Don't you think you can break our love! "
Debura: " L.love him!!?? What is wrong with you, my master! You've hated him for
centuries, you said he killed your father and you called him Purple Rat."
Babidi, now next to Kaioushin: " Go screw yo gigantic devil ass, Debura! You're
just jealous. Go barbeque yourself! "
The four of them start fighting and blast each other while Krillin gets smashed on the ground. Krillin: " Gack!!!!! Someone help meeeee!!!"
Eighteen hears the voice of her husband : " ! Krillin? "
She runs to where the disaster is going on and sights flat Krillin in the ground.
Eighteen: " What is going on?! Oh Krillin, are you alright??" She picks him up.
Krillin, groaning in pain: " Eighteen. "
Eighteen: " Don't worry, I'll take care of you." She carries Krillin in her arms out of the room. " Hey you two, what are you people?! You aren't students or teachers, are you?
Go get your asses out of here, ok!? " She carries Krillin and walks away.
Debura: " Alright, I'm fed up! You two creep me out. Let me out of this."
He turns and walks out, angry.
Kibito: " I don't believe this..." He shakes his head and leaves.
Debura and Kibito walk along the hallway together, talking what freak their partner is.
Then they decide to have dinner together and leave the dormitory with their arms around each other.
Eighteen watches them leave: " Freaks."
Eighteen carries Krillin in her room and lays him on the bed. " Poor Krillin."
His eyes aren't focused and his tongue is sticking out.
Eighteen takes out sterilizer from the first-aid box and starts mending his wounds.
Krillin: " Thank you Eighteen. I'm dumb, aren't I? I should watch out for things
more." *chuckles.
Eighteen: " No, I should've went with you. Please don't blame yourself."
Krillin: " Eighteen. I love you." He gets up and kisses her deeply on the lips.
Eighteen gives him a lovely smile and returns a passionate kiss.
Krillin, deep-kissing: " Eighteen.is the door locked?"
Eighteen: " who cares if it isn't ?"
They grin at each other and crawl under the blanket.
* The activity here is censored. *
Back in the room 78, Videl is glaring down at beat-up Gohan on the floor.
Gohan, in his mind: " How the heck did I get this bitch as my girlfriend??"
In the room 172, Babidi and Kaioushin are talking how glad they are to see their nosy partners leave.
Kaioushin: " That was annoying. Hopefully Debura won't harass you again."
Babidi: " He's stalked me all day! Everywhere I go I sense his shadow."
Kaioushin: " Be sure you be careful when you walk somewhere dark. There will be many evil people trying to steal you from me. You're so pretty no anyone."
Babidi: " Don't worry, I will never disappear from you! Now, it's late at night. Go get
some rest. Want me to sing you a lullaby?"
Kaioushin, blushing: " Uh."
Babidi: " C'mon, don't be shy about it. I sing good!" She puts him in the bed and starts singing:
" Papparapappa go to sleep my baby
Lalalala~ have a cool dream
Papparapappaaaaaaaaa Yeeeehaaaw! "
Kaioushin immediately falls asleep. Babidi kisses him good-night on his cheek
and leaves the room. She decides to recite her voice in the hallway so other people
will have peaceful sleep, too. Walking along the hallway, she sings:
" Papparapappa good-night kids
Papparapappaaaaa Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaw!! "
Trunks and Pan, still playing Nintendo: " Whoa! Who the HELL is screaming
in the hall?! "
Seventeen, in his bed: " Gack!!" He covers his ears with the pillow.
Cell turns the volume of his radio to the loudest.
Eighteen and Krillin are so occupied with their activity, the horrible screaming in the hall doesn't even bother them.
Narrator- So the kids' peaceful day is over. And the saga continues.