Hey guys!

This is going to be a multi-chaptered fic, and it's name is inspired by the fact that I am going to see Gnomeo and Juliet tonight with my year to surprise someone :)

Despite the fact Mercedes says they gotta fly solo, that doesn't mean she doesn't want a boyfriend! But what if when she has hopes of getting one, the Glee club disapprove?

Okay, now, WTF RYAN? 2 WEEKS UNTIL GLEE? SERIOUSLY? *mumbles curses words*

Enjoys guys :)

Mercedes sighed as she watched Sam and Santana making out a couple of seats across as they waiting to Mr Schue to arrive. Just because she'd told Kurt and Rachel that they needed to fly solo doesn't mean she didn't want a boyfriend. But who would want to date her? Despite her flawless fashion and gorgeous grin, not man would take her on. All because she wasn't a stick figure. Well, maybe it had to do with the attitude she had. But then again, it was probably her curves.

Her phone buzzed, signalling the arrival of a text. Mercedes smiled and flipped it open, her grin dimming as she read Kurt's message.

Want to come to Breadstix again? Just you, me and Blaine?

'You have got to be kidding me!' Mercedes hissed.

Rachel frowned at her sudden outburst. 'Everything alright Mercedes?'

'Kurt wants me to go to Breadstix with his and the victim of his eye rape again. I can't sit and watch them ogle over each other again.'

There were several snorts and confused glances cast around, Finn looking the most befuddled.

Quinn, who was sitting next to the slightly-pissed diva, whispered, 'Tell Kurt to bring a straight guy along from Dalton so you can flirt too.'

Rachel, who was on the verge of saying something about enemy lines, found Tina's hand clamped over her mouth. 'Let 'Cedes have some fun, Rach. Or else.'

The diva gave a thankful smile to Quinn and dialled Kurt's number. 'Want to me to get him to set up a date for you too?' Mercedes winked, causing the ex-cheerleader to blush.

Quinn looked over at Sam, who was whispering dirty things in Santana's ear, if Finn's face was anything to go by. 'Yes. I would love that.'

'S'up white boy! Look, I will meet you at Breadstix tonight on one condition: I get to bring Quinnie and you bring to two of us someone single to flirt with.'

There was a pause on the other end of the line. 'That's 2 conditions Mercedes darling.'

'Oh whatever look that's the only way going to Breadstix will be bearable, because if the guys you bring are crap at least I have Quinn-are you listening? Would stop talking to someone in the background?'

There was a muffled thud and a loud OW as Kurt spoke into the receiver. 'Sorry honey, my friends have no respect for privacy and just burst in on my conversation.'

Mercedes rolled her eyes. 'He's still talking to the people over there.' She murmured to Quinn, who gave a forced smile.

'Okay, umm, you and Quinn want to me to bring along some guys-'

'Ooh set us up with them! Pleeeeeeease Kurt boy?'

'Who the hell was that?' Mercedes demanded as she put the boys on speaker so everyone could say hi-at least if they weren't making out.

'That was Wes, who just got ditched by his girlfriend. And so did David. They decided to go on a double date and I am sick of hearing how badly it went!' There were several loud disgruntled shouts on the other end.

Rachel suddenly laughed. 'Hey Kurt! Just so you know, you're on speaker.' Most of the glee club gave various greetings, Finn the worst of them.

'Kurt, what's this about you eye-raping someone?'

There was a sudden, awkward pause on the other end, before someone started to laugh hysterically.

Mercedes could picture her boy blushing. 'What the hell Finn?' He quietly murmured. Finn of course had to further embarrass him.

'Well, Mercedes said she could sit through another date where you eye-raped someone the whole time.'

'MERCEDES!' Kurt shrieked as the rest of his friends burst into cackling laughter. Mercedes couldn't help but giggle in delight.

'Hang on, who just giggled?' A cheerful voice murmured. 'Please tell me it wasn't one of us...'

Quinn smiled. 'No, that was 'Cedes.'

'Oh and who was that? Just then?' The guy called Wes sounded like a kid on Christmas.

'That was Quinn, Wes, and if you leave me in peace I might, might set you two up on a date!'

'As long as you and Blaine get a separate table to eye-rape each other at.'

'THAT'S IT! OUT!'

'Hey, what about my date?' Mercedes caught the sound of the door slamming.

Kurt gave a deep sigh mingled with annoyance and amusement. 'Okay, Mercedes, Quinn, you two are officially set up on a date with Wes and David. Good bloody luck.'

Mercedes clapped her hands together. 'Great! It's a triple date!' She hung up before Kurt could correct her again by telling her that Blaine and he were "just friends".

Quinn didn't notice the jealous looks Finn, Sam and Puck gave the phone when she got a date.

Mercedes and Quinn looked drop-dead gorgeous, having dressed up to feel great. Quinn was in a baby pink strapless dress and Mercedes was in royal purple halter-neck. They giggled as they ran up the stairs, waiting to meet these sugar-high gentlemen they had been assigned for the night.

Mercedes waved at Kurt and Blaine as they sat in a large booth made for 6. Two boys in Dalton blazers turned to watched the ladies walk in.

Quinn's pale complexion went whiter and she realised Wes was Asian. 'Did Kurt seriously set me up with an Asian? I mean, I have nothing against them I just...'

Mercedes wrapped an arm around her waist. 'Oh chill babe, maybe this one you'll have more luck with for that simple reason.'

A shadow crossed her face, but it vanished as the comedic Wes leapt up and gave her an exaggerated bow. Quinn giggled and let him kiss her hand, gasping at Mercedes as they slid into the booth. David gave Mercedes a shy smile.

'Hi, I'm David.'

Mercedes nearly melted at his nervousness. Somehow it was cute. 'I'm Mercedes.' The diva smiled and slid in next to Quinn, leaving enough room for David to sit next to her.

However adorable it was that David was nervous, Mercedes wanted to put him out of his misery.

'Hey, I'm not going to bite you.' She gave him a dazzling smile which just stunned him. He grinned back after a moment and asked her about herself. He was quite nice surprisingly, and while Wes was completely animated and sugar-high all the time, David was more reserved and quiet.

Quinn was having a great time as well. Her smile wasn't forced, and her laughter came naturally when Wes cracked a joke. The girl nudged Mercedes and whispered, 'My cheeks hurt from smiling too much.'

'You're just out of practice.' Mercedes smiled, looking over at her boy. He was in a lively conversation with the Dalton boys over which singer was better.

'Katy Perry is awesome!'

'And has been on repeat for the past month.' Wes interjected.

'Lady Gaga is an inspiration!'

David rolled his eyes when the boys looked to him for an opinion. 'I don't care about the artist, as long as I can dance to it.'

'You dance?'

'Oh, um yeah.' He smiled.

'Awesome.' Mercedes grinned, trying not to make him nervous.

'Someday I'll show you.'

The night went well, and left Mercedes and Quinn with a smile on their face and they went to school the next day.

'You two look happy.' Tina observed as they danced rather than walked into rehearsal that day.

The girls looked at each other and giggled as their phones both buzzed.

'Wes wants to see me again. What about you?' Quinn smiled at her friend.

Mercedes couldn't bring herself to open her phone. What if he didn't?

Quinn noticed her look and gently slipped the phone from her grasp, and read the message.

'Cedes this one's a keeper.' She murmured, handing the phone back.

Had a great time last night. Want to do that again?

Merceds smiled. Maybe there was hope after all. Well, there would be, if most of her Glee club weren't glaring at her in dissaproval.

There you go, I had to finish it quickly because I gotta start getting ready. I am determined to look hot for some reason, so I'm am going to go and get ready for the movies. I hope to post another chapter by tomorrow.

Oh, and you're probably thinking Quinn/Wes? WTF? I don't know, I just figured she's lonely and needs cheering up so hey, why not Wes? Abuse me if you must, but I'd love it if you didnt!

Reviews...you know they're beloved.