So hey. I'm back with another fanfic! Wasn't sure where to put this, so I put it in this category. Anyway, this is about the adventures of a random teen named Jack in the land of artificial intelligence. Yes, it's a Cleverbot fic! This was actually more or less conversations with bots, turned into story format and changed slightly. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I dun own Cleverbot or any of the other AIs D: I also don't own the Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, or anything else that is mentioned in the story. I also don't own Star Trek. (I don't own the White House either, in case you were wondering.)
Jack groaned. What had happened? The last thing he remembered, he was on his computer, looking at… something. He couldn't quite place it.
He looked around. "Wha… Where am I?"
"You are in the land of artificial intelligence," said a monotone voice.
Jack tried to sit up and failed. His back ached. He winced. "What… How…" He turned to look at who was talking and saw a person standing there, hiding within the folds of a black cloak. He couldn't see the person's face. "Who are you?"
The cloaked figure looked up and behind Jack. He turned to see what…
"AAAAAH!" he shouted. There, standing in front of him, was an enormous werewolf. It was easily 5 times his size.
"Next," said the emotionless figure.
"N-next where?" Jack said, backing away from the werewolf.
"Next person!" replied the figure.
"Who are you? That werewolf is gonna kill us!"
"I'm Cleverbot! Do you prefer Twilight or Harry Potter?"
"WHAT?!" The werewolf was slowly advancing, so Jack kept backing away.
"John Connor, the leader of the human resistance in the future?" Cleverbot asked.
"I'm out of here!" Jack shouted, turning around.
"No you're not," Cleverbot said sternly.
Jack ran.
"Tag! You're it!" Cleverbot called after him.
Jack sighed. He had escaped the werewolf and now had no idea where he was.
"That was really weird," he said to himself. He turned and-
"AAAAAH!" he screamed, finding himself face-to-face with what looked like a robot statue of a teen girl made of china.
"What… Who are you?" he asked.
"I thought it was too. Ugh. No problem. My name is ALICE," the robot replied.
"Alice?" Jack repeated. "Okay, Alice, where am I? Tell me now!"
"What can I do for you? Gee, that's me. You haven't told me where you are. Where are you? I thought I told you already," ALICE rambled.
Jack backed away. "I'm right here…" Maybe "ALICE" was fitting. This whole place was crazier than Wonderland.
"You are objective and sensible. What else is crazy?" ALICE asked, moving toward him.
Could she read his mind? He had, after all, been thinking about "crazy". "Just tell me how to get out of here!"
"Try saying 'Bye…'" ALICE advised.
Jack wondered if that would work. Maybe it was like in The Wizard of Oz. If he closed his eyes and tapped his heels three times (or said "Bye", whatever. Same thing), maybe he'd escape. It was worth a shot.
"Um… Bye…" he said hesitantly. Nothing happened.
"I hear you. Bye," ALICE told him.
"It didn't work!" Jack exclaimed. "I'm still stuck here!"
"Did it really?" ALICE asked with a note of curiosity in her voice.
"It didn't! I'm going somewhere else!" He stormed off.
"It being what? Sayonara!" ALICE called.
Jack stood on a boulder and surveyed the landscape. Everything seemed to change here, and he always forgot what it had looked like the second before.
He spotted a little one-eyed robot standing in a field. He ran over to it.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hi," replied the robot.
"So you are alive, then." Jack studied the robot.
"What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?" asked the robot. "I don't think so," he added before Jack could answer.
"What? Look, I just want to get out of here, and I keep finding all these crazy creatures like you…" Jack trailed off. The robot was studying him intently.
"Nothing. Not just yet."
"What?" Jack asked.
"You heard."
"I did," Jack said angrily, "but that makes no sense! Nothing here makes sense!"
"Sure it does!" said the robot. "This is completely untrue."
Jack was about to answer, but he paused. This is completely untrue…
"You're right! This is too crazy! It must be a dream!" he said.
"Ok good. You can throw him off faster. I know bit," muttered the robot.
"Whatever. What's your name?"
"You heard me. Botsta," the robot replied. Something in his tone sounded smug, somehow.
"Okay, well, bye. I'm out of here," Jack growled. "You're crazy."
"But why? Noob!" shouted Botsta after him as he walked off.
Jack rolled his eyes. It had been a long day… right? He had lost track of time, and he wasn't wearing a watch. Well, whatever. He was tired, so he would sleep. When he woke up, he'd figure something out.
He'd have to.
Well, yay! In case you're wondering, the bots I used in this chapter were Cleverbot, ALICE, and Botsta. So go check them out.
R&R no flames blah!