It all started in Annabeth's birthday, we were feasting while we cheered for her and drank heartedly. Although the Ares table were making rude noises and the god of wine wasn't even present, Annabeth still took the celebration with a gleeful heart. And that day was the day I was going to make my move.
I spent a couple f minuets searching through the party looking for my hearts desire. And when I did spot her talking with her half brothers and laughing with satisfaction, I slowly drew my self towards her.
"hey annabeth can I talk to you?" I forced myself to say.
"Sure" she spoke with a voice as beautiful as the nipples I could see through her sleeve. And so we walked together near the beach where it was quiet and calm and perfect for a make out. I came closer to her and immediately smelled the rosy aroma she gave. "Um anabeth I just wanted to say…"
"What" she inquired
"That I … congratulate you for birthday, it as important to me as it is to you."
"Oh Percy that so sweet" she hugged me fondly while I nearly fainted.
Back at the party I sat miserably at my table drinking my third cup of cherry coke while the kids from the hermis cabin madeout with all the children of aphrodites. What was wrong with me? Why couldn't I just say: hey baby lets go fucking? Then my mind wondered, maybe if I could make my self more of a risk taker then I could finally tell her the way I thought about her. But how? Then my eyes wondered at my cup… maybe just one glass wont hurt, "beer." I ordered, and then honey gold fluid magically filled my cup. I slowly drank it but I felt no affect. "beer!" more golden paradise appeared, and this time I drank faster. "beer!" the third time I started feeling ready but didn't want to risk it not working. "beer!" "beer!" "beer!"
Suddenly the world went crazy, it span around like merry-go-round forming and shifting shape, when it stopped the weirdest thing happened. Annabeth was all over the place. Every one was Annabeth and annabeth was everyone. This was heaven! I was feeling great, and I could sleep with two annabeths! And I was too drunk to think about how this was imposable. So I stumbled towards the nearest annabeth an grabbed her hand.
"I love you baby" I whispered in her ear before giving her a firm kiss. This earned me a few outraged screams from the other annabeths, but I dismissed them as jealous of the one I was holding.
"Um Percy are you feeling okay?" said the beautiful blond whose ass I grabbed.
"Never felt better baby" I spoke full of confidence. "C'mon baby lets talk in my cabin" and with that I grabbed her hand and pulled her in the direction of my cabin while all the other Annabeths stared in horror.
When I woke up I had a raving head ache. I felt as if my brains were going to leek. So I raised from my bunk to get some water but as I did, I realized I had no clothes. And that's when I remembered last nights incident. Holy shit cant belive I got that drunk! I slapped my self really hard on the head. Wai,t if I brought this mystery girl in my room then she's still in here sleeping in my room. Wait she might not be a girl… I turned slowly to see who had lost my virginity when I saw long curly brown hair coming out from under my sheet I sighed with relief, it was probably claries. Although she was ugly it wasn't as bad as it could've been. But then slowly the form under my sheet began to rise until it was uncovered, and before me standing on my bed was…
"hey sweaty" said Chiron
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
"Oh by the way Percy my hours side of me is female so theres a good chance you impregnated me" he said sweetly
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"