The Beautiful Warriors

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. The only characters I own are those from the Golden Land, angels from Skyworld including the royal bodyguards, Angel Assembly and archangels along with all the other angels and of course the witch hunters. I also don't own Queen's Blade. That belongs to Hobby Japan.

Summary: Pit had complained in the past how he wanted the universe's strongest women in the Smash Brothers Realm. He already had a connection with a few girls from a specific world, but it would only take those connections that would allow the entire cast to flood to Smashopolis. Whether the Smashers like it or not, they're stuck with interacting with the sexy warriors.

Pairing: Implied Pit/Airi, Sheik/Gretel, Rob/Shulk, Luca/Laila, Lucina/Pittoo one sided Pittoo/Kaguya and others

Rated: M (for Mature)

Genre: General, Romance, Drama, Humor, Friendship, Angst and some Tragedy

Warning: Xenoblade Chronicles spoilers, extreme sexual situations, fanservice, swearing, character death, dark themes and unintentional OOC

This idea is different from the rest. What I try to do is take a Queen's Blade character and show them interacting with the Smashers. There will be some obvious bias to which Smasher shows up the most since he is the reason most of them are in Smashopolis to begin with. This will be in two parts at the very least. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Beautiful Interactions (With Smashers)

Toxic

Everyone in Smash Brothers Mansion knew that Pit had girlfriend. Only a few of the Smashers knew who she was and the implication of the relationship. The captain of the royal bodyguards was infatuated with a wraith from the Netherworld who went by the name of Airi. Palutena disapproved of his affection toward her. It was not just the Goddess of Light who was against this relationship. Airi was too but not for the same reason as Palutena's "holy" reason. Angels and those with holy powers were toxic to demons like her. A simple kiss was enough for her to feel nauseous. Having intercourse would guarantee she vanished into thin air. Pit was either being ignorant of the situation or adamant with keeping her as a girlfriend.

"I work for your fiancé!" Airi would cry out every time Pit wanted to do anything romantic with her. "Get that through your thick skull!"

Pit would give her puppy dog eyes as a response. The maid would just sigh in defeat at how Pit was going to be the death of her one day like Rana was.

Helper

Gretel has been on her own most of her life. Abandoned by her stepmother, she was left to adapt or die. By slaying the man eating witch, she had obtained powers that would allow her to become a witch hunter and join the Witch Hunter Realm should she leave Mel Fair Land. However, she had been left incredibly unstable from her childhood and manifested a split personality that prevented her from making friends. She loathed Hansel for this. He always wanted to have sex with others unlike her who just wanted a companion to chat with every day. In Smashopolis, she finally got her wish.

Rob was everything she wanted in a male companion. He was short, snarky and fit the little brother role very well. He also was smart and was always eager to learn. She was thrilled how he wanted to learn to bake from her over Princess Peach who was known far and wide as the best baker of cakes. The confectioner just made sweets for children. Now, she would be helping Rob make sweets for his boyfriend and his friends that he treasured dearly.

"Are you going to make anything for Sheik?" Rob asked her casually.

"Huh?"

"He's kind of playing the harp in that crazy fashion again…he probably wants Deku Nut Cake."

Gretel shook her head in annoyance seeing Sheik attract all the customers at the entrance of her shop. She wished the Sheikah would stop playing the harp in such an inelegant way that it irritated her greatly.

Pledge

Kaguya was obsessed with treasures and men. She wanted the best man to give her his most valuable treasure if he was serious about marrying her. In Mel Fair Land, the men were weak and pathetic. Kaguya was desperate that she would marry powerful women too if they did the same thing, but they were no better. The presents she got from Pit made her think that her prayers were being reached…and she mostly got her wish…but at the cost of throwing away her easy but boring life to be with Dark Pit.

Dark Pit was not interested in her. Kaguya could see that. Even before he met Lucina or Reyn, the black angel did not see the self-proclaimed moon princess as anything other than a friend. Kaguya needed to remind Lived that she was always an option. He never took her serious despite proclaiming that Dark Pit belonged to her. The chase sequences they had only fueled her burning desire for the young angel.

Kaguya just hated the idea of not getting what she wanted. When she's with the red eyed angel though, she can't help but smile and accept that she can't have everything.

"Kaguya."

"Yes?"

Kaguya's heart skipped a beat when the black angel handed her a basket of her favorite treats. This was the same present that Pit gave her anonymously.

"Now, I have beaten you in battle and gave you your favorite food." Dark Pit told her with a grin. "Don't take this as a proposal. As a friend, I needed to apologize for Pitstain tricking you."

Friend or not, Kaguya did not want to lose what she had with Dark Pit. Even if he wasn't a lover…he was still the first person who was concerned for her wellbeing.

Shy

Dark Pit wanted to play matchmaker for his best friend Lucas. The PK boy had a small crush on the dark angel, but it went unnoticed and Dark Pit thought that he found someone who would be perfect for the blond. At first, Lucina wasn't all that thrilled with the idea that the black angel would take after Pit, but then she realized who Dark Pit wanted to introduce Lucas to that she jumped on the idea immediately.

"Lucas, I would like to introduce you to Laila. Laila, this is Lucas. Hope you two get along."

The half-angel was terrible at interacting with people unless she was on duty. The first thing she did was look around to see if there was anyone she could hide behind. She was quick to hide in a bush so Lucas wouldn't see her. Lucas ironically, had the same reaction. Seeing Laila do it first, he gave a cute smile as he approached the bush.

"There is no need to be afraid. I won't bite."

It's not that Laila didn't trust him. She just feared her clumsiness will hurt the boy in some shape or form. Dark Pit had to drag her out of the bush to get her to properly speak to Lucas before grabbing Lucina's hand and running off to let the two be alone. Lucas had to give Dark Pit the confused eye for his obvious attempt at match making.

Bad Date

Pit had the stupidest idea for Ghirahim ever. He saw how Ganondorf and Palutena interacted and how the demon sword became clingy to his master. Pit thought that the narcissistic sword should go on blind dates to get over his insecurities of not being the most important person to Ganondorf. Dark Pit had to bring up how Pit was asking for trouble seeing it was Ghiriham after all.

Ghirahim only agreed because Ganondorf wanted him out of his sight while he was speaking to Palutena about important matters. The dates went from average to terrible. Ghirahim was the type that was difficult to please, so most of the girls were turned off by his attitude despite being an attractive (but creepy) man.

The breaking point for Ghirahim though was when Pit someone managed to team up with Echidna and get him and Irma on a date. The end result was Irma trying to murder him and Echidna having to drag her student off. Ghirahim would then create a plot to get back at Pit for even thinking this was a good idea.

Forest

Nowa had been traveling with Tomoe when she decided to wander off into the forest. Nowa enjoyed Smash Forest because it reminded her of home. She was the Guardian of the Forest, but she couldn't do much with her youth and inexperience. The elves hated her and she was shunned by humans who found out she was a half-elf. She missed her instructor, but she insisted she would be fine on her own. The brunette wanted to meet many friends before returning to Alleyne. She wanted to tell her so many stories when she returned.

Sonic was just the perfect friend any girl could ask her. She helped him get over his issues in the mansion concerning how people saw him in Smash and he would get her mind off her own issues. When the both of them spared, they made sure to go all out.

There was one time Nowa won through unconventional means.

"Hey, I know I tell Fox that clothes suck, but at least wear underwear. That leaf isn't going to stay on!"

Money

When it came to being a good salesman, Ymir was at the top of her game. She enjoyed having her cousin Eilin to assist her. Eilin was fine being number two to her when it came to making money. Ymir loved to rub it in that because she was in the Queen's Blade tournament that she should be the one that everyone respects. Who couldn't resist a little dwarf girl who could craft the most magnificent things on the spot if she wanted?

Because Ymir adored the spotlight in the Trade Center, she was far from pleased when the Villager children attempted to usurp her. The crazy Villager in particular, K, was not going to just reveal a golden crown and sell it for over a million bells in his currency.

"Oh, no, no, no! I will not let you do that!" Ymir hissed as she pointed to the red shirt Villager. "You get that shit out of Smashopolis! No one will buy a crown for that much!"

"You would be surprised." Eilin joked. "Just wait until the Temmies show up."

Ymir really wasn't going to let K have a stand in front of hers. Taking her axe, she had no problem swinging it at K. K had pocketed his axe though. His smiled widened when another axe user appeared.

"I can axe you up?" K asked as his eyes shined.

"The money is mine, you brat! You're not getting it!"

"I don't want money now though. I want blood."

The other Villager children weren't as crazy as K, but they were all rooting for him…except Pink who left to go tell Isabelle that K was being a naughty child again. Eilin shook her head in disappointment. Ymir would do anything for gold…

What would happen if Ymir met another woman that was just as obsessed with making money as she was? Oh…that would be a bloodbath…

Identity

Hansel had always hated Gretel. At the same time, he loved her as a little sister. Hansel was a split personality created to allow Gretel to deal with her insecurities. Hansel was everything that Gretel secretly was, but she refused to admit it. She cast him aside as a nuisance and had done all in her power to suppress him. Hansel, wouldn't allow it. Every time he escaped, he was going to have sex. That was all there was to it…even if he lacked any male genitals to have some real fun with the ladies.

…But then you got assholes like Sheik who once was in the same situation as him and giving him advice on how to cope…and then you got Hansel thinking that maybe he was gay or straight or whatever this entire time. Sheik's gender was an enigma and it was getting to the point where if Gretel wasn't going to make the move, he was.

"Gretel…"

No. I like slow, sweet relationships. I do not appreciate sex.

"You are no fun…Sheik!"

Sheik was playing Requiem of Darkness for some strange reason. He stopped as if he heard Hansel's cry for help. The Sheikah shook his head and continued playing lovely music for the pink haired confectioner.

Gratitude

Tiina was the Little Mermaid in Mel Fair Land. She was a shy girl that wanted to see the surface and meet a handsome yet kind young man that would sweep her off her feet…if she had any. The shy mermaid already made a pact with the Demon Necromancer that would allow her a human form. Seiten was vague on what exactly she took from Tiina, but it wasn't Tiina's concerns seeing as how she ended up washed up along Smash Harbor and nearly died from the recent storm.

A strong Homs had saved her from the storm and for that, Tiina would forever be in debt to him. She only learned later that the man was named Reyn. Her second encounter with him would be him buying Bubble Tea for her mistaking the mermaid as a lost tourist. It was only by Seiten provoking her did she reveal her identity…

…and drag Reyn's body down into the ocean where she would ask her father if she could marry him. Shulk wasn't going to be happy hearing this.

Weak

Izumi was a weakling. She didn't need anyone telling her this. She was just a wannabe samurai that wanted to be someone important. She had no purpose in life besides causing trouble in Hinamoto, so she would just flee to the Continent. Even when she was with the rebellion army, she felt insignificant after all things were said and done.

Izumi had heard so many things about the angel captain Pit from Laila that she foolishly thought she could make a name for herself if she could defeat him. She didn't stand a chance and she was forced to accept she would always be weak.

The young samurai was grateful for Dunban taking her in though as his apprentice. He wasn't the type to train people under him. He felt that he didn't deserve an apprentice with so much potential. Izumi loved the idea that a hero was teaching her how to fight like a proper samurai. Her desire to not be weak and her determination allowed her to learn so many techniques in such a short amount of time that Dunban joked there might not be much left to each her.

Pity

Ryu enjoyed fighting strong opponents. He also enjoyed fighting honorable opponents. If they were strong and noble, then he was in for a good match. Unfortunately, he got his wish with a certain slave girl but it was under terrible circumstances.

She was known as a dragon rider in her world. She was Branwen who could communicate with dragons. Perhaps that was why she was attracted to Ryu's aura in the first place. He couldn't possibly go all out with her given her circumstances. She needed to win in order to keep her dragon Usher from being slain by the goblins. Pit did not know where the goblins were, so he wouldn't be able to help her. If Branwen's opponents lost, they would be subjected to the same hell she was. Branwen was a strong, noble woman that was forced to be a gladiator under tragic circumstances. Dogura was a despicable goblin for exploiting her weakness to fight his enemies.

Ryu couldn't simply say, "I'll free you from your binds." It was impossible if it meant the end of the dragon she cherished. So the least he could do was give her a good fight and hope that Dogura did not go back on his words.

Hypnotism

Once there was a beautiful jester who played the pipes to lead the rats away. Overcome with greed and lust, Despina had turned to claiming women as her prize. Her ultimate goal was to create the ultimate female harem that would do her bidding for her. She had set her eyes on Smash Brothers Mansion on multiple occasions, but knew she was not strong enough. By asking General Winter to give her some leeway and tricking Prism into assisting her, she was able to make her dreams come true…somewhat…

Her music still wasn't strong enough to affect the more powerful Goddesses like Rosalina and Palutena. Those with high magical resistance like Cia who would have to be dragged by the chain that she forced the girls to have…and then you got the odd balls that came from simple miscalculations.

Sheik was a thorn by her side because of how the Sheikah identified himself. He could have a woman's body, but if he identified as male, then the spell was useless. Then you have sorceresses like Lana whose childlike mind prevented the spell from working. Those who were too innocent for their own good would need to be corrupted first before any magic could be done.

And then her twin fantasy was shattered. She assumed the Robin twins were both girls when she had abducted them. Her heart shattered seeing that Rob was a boy underneath his clothes. It was either a blessing or a curse for Rob to be caught. After all…he was a huge distraction when it came to the rescue group coming to save the hypnotized female Smashers and assist trophies.

"I swear, if your balls aren't cut the next time I see you…"

"Please…I like someone else anyway." Rob grumbled while hiding behind his sister.

Overpowered

Echidna was overpowered. There was no denying that. She enjoyed having so much experience under her belt and rubbing it in whenever someone foolishly challenged her. If the victim was female, she loved tormenting them afterward. Girls made the most pleasant noises when they have fallen into a submissive state. If she was an alpha, her victims were all betas or even omegas.

Lucina simply did not stand a chance due to her mind games. Oh did Echidna have fun ordering Keltan to sliver down Lucina's body and get into her underwear. The future princess brought to angry tears from this treatment would be a sight that Echidna would remember forever.

Normal

The Alice in Wonderland tale was a very well known. All the Smashers knew it would only be a matter of time before someone would claim to be Alice and be stuck in Wonderland. There is a huge difference with this Alice though. This Alice was named Alicia and she was far from the kindhearted girl that was portrayed in the stories. Alicia was arrogant, rude and treated everyone as if they were beneath her…yet she wanted them to help her get back home. Why would anyone want to help her if she was only going to insult them?

"Why can't I have a normal life?" Alicia had asked herself out loud when she stormed off after being told again she couldn't go home from the mansion. "Why can't I just wake up and go back to my boring old life?"

Whenever Fox heard the word, "normal" he was always the first to be like, "Did someone say normal?" After all, Fox claimed to be the sanest Smasher in the entire mansion. Alicia didn't believe him seeing as how he zoomed up next to her to talk about normality and she was a witness to him training with a Fox clone on final destination with no items.

"You're not normal. Nobody here is normal! Bring me someone normal!"

Warning

Tomoe was probably one of the most reserved females that fought in the Queen's Blade tournament. She was also incredibly modest. When next to the Hero King, it made wonder how she was able to keep her cool. Tomoe was actually a judgmental personal especially toward western culture. She felt that the west was too open minded. Then again, she was from Hinomoto, where the opposite was advised. Marth wasn't the kind hearted prince that he was described by his comrades or the silent hero that Lucina depicted him as. He was very arrogant. The Hero King cared more about his appearance than anything else. It made Tomoe wonder how he became like this.

"I advise you to not let your vanity get the best of you." She told him while they were getting a cup of coffee. Marth was kind enough to show her around since he was a gentleman after all. "I fear that you are only going to hurt yourself if you continue down this path."

"What? You say something?" Marth asked completely ignoring what she just said.

"…My apologies…"

Summon

Snow White was the strongest beautiful warrior of them all. She felt like her backstory earned the title. Every spell she had learned was because the princess desired to learn them. Every powerful weapon was obtained because she had gone out of her way to search for them. Now she was a powerful princess with the power to summon powerful warriors from other realms to fight for her. They could not resist her commands. They wouldn't dare doing so. She was the powerful princess of the Apple Kingdom after all.

The mirror that Snow White had was too dangerous. Pit and Shulk needed to retrieve it before something terrible happened. Samus offered to go after her since she appealed to be a young teenager that was full of herself. Snow White demonstrated why she would not be underestimated.

"You whose life was ruined by the Space Pirate can die by the Space Pirate." Snow White told her as she showed the mirror toward the bounty hunter. Samus was horrified that out of the mirror came the purple dragon that had caused her so much grief.

"Hope you have fun fighting the most powerful Ridley to ever set his sights on you."

"You bitch…" Samus could be heard murmuring under her power suit. "If you think this is a game…you are going to get it."

"Tell that to Ridley. He's still upset he's not in Smash." Snow White teased as she made her escape when the dragon attacked by her orders.

Alchemist

Shulk had taken up Pit's offer in searching for someone to add to his group during his reign of godhood. The main reason was that Shulk knew the Great Evil was dangerous. The more allies that united under one banner, the higher chance of slaying the Great Evil with fewer casualties, and while Pit's idea of handling the situation would involve teaching Dark Pit and the younger angels the history of the universe, so they could prepare themselves for the bigger battle ahead, Shulk knew that more comrades who could fight would benefit his side of things.

The blond always rolled his eyes whenever Pit suggested a female who participated in the Queen's Blade tournament. He knew Pit was more obsessed with their titties and booties, more than anything, so he didn't expect much from them seeing as how the only strong ones would be angels and demons.

So Shulk was pleased that there was a little elf who was a great alchemist and inventor amongst the rebellion group. She went by the name Yuit and the robot that she was showing off in Smashopolis was called Vante. Vante only made Shulk slightly remember Fiora when she was a Mechon, but there were so many differences. The main one was that the little girl was operating the robot with a remote control. That was the double edge sword of her weapon. If Vante was able to think on her own like Mega Man or R.O.B., then Vante would be a powerful ally.

"Hey, Mr.! You've been staring at Vante far too long. Like what you see?"

Shulk smiled as a response. Of course he liked a well-built machine from a time period that still didn't have any technology to work with.

Sin

Nanael was jealous of Pit for many reasons. Despite his inability to fly, he was still loved by his Goddess. He was loved and feared by the people of heaven for his prowess and ability to defeat Gods (with some assistance from Palutena of course). Pit may have been youthful looking, but the rumor of him being good in bed was true. He had the age and experience despite being stuck in the body of a teenager. Give him 1000 more years and he would probably have a growth spurt.

Nanael had none of that. She had no friends despite having a defect similar to Pit. She was made fun of her not being able to fly as well as the other angels. The only friend she had, Hachiel had caused her more grief than anything else. The Head Angel threatened to banish her to Hades more times than she could count…and the angels love to punish her with their double standards. Nanael wanted the respect Pit had, but wanted to do less work for it. She seemed to neglect how he got noticed because he slayed Medusa the first time around as a child. She only saw him as lazy now and still winning at life. He got into Smash Brothers for God's sake and everyone forgot who he was until Brawl. It was bullshit like this that made Nanael want to switch places with him.

The bluenette thought she would win at life the minute she got promoted to archangel. This would put her ahead of Pit (but this was only achieved by abusing the kindness that Melpha had to an extent), but it wouldn't change how no one respected her. They just couldn't do it to her face without getting punished. Her job though was worse than the archangels that were under the Seraph or the ones that watched over the Realground and the Underground.

The job she got was training the half-angel Laila to become a competent angel. Nanael loathed the idea of playing babysitter to a ditzy angel and took advantage of her as well. This is the only reason why Pit acknowledged her though. Not because of the accomplishments that Nanael had achieved but because Pit was interested in Laila and wanted to take her under his wing if she was so unhappy under Nanael.

Despite the animosity that Nanael felt toward Pit, she desired to mate with him too like the rest of the angels. She knew they were all hypocrites talking about chastity while watching Pit train from a distance. She was one of the few angels that would leave though to get some toys to pleasure herself. Unlike the hypocrites, she would be true to her desire…but unfortunately…she was no different if she couldn't just ask Pit for sex like the rest of his partners.

Fun

Seiten had a fondness for powerful opponents and delicious things. Reyn just happened to fit that category. She has watched him from a distance and found him entertaining. It wasn't just the Monkey King who found the redhead Homs appealing. The spider girl Arachne wanted him as her mate and Dark Pit had a crush on him too. Reyn just seemed to attract all the supernatural beings toward him. She wouldn't mind being one of them…but unlike those two, she wouldn't have a problem turning him into a slave like she did with Genjou.

"Ki-ki-ki~ Three's a crowd. Let's have fun together." Seiten had casually told Reyn who was foolish enough to wander alone at night in Smashopolis. He was a big boy, but this was during the Vegas event where shady individuals were making their way into the Smash Brothers Realm to spy and drool over the Smashers they desired. Reyn could handle himself with his driver, but Seiten was on another level. At first, Reyn didn't have a problem sparing with the monkey girl, but the minute he felt her aura was the minute he knew he should not have bargained with her so easily.

Disapproval

Palutena had to wonder why she had the Head Angel be in charge of this particular heaven. On one hand, she was fair when it concerned watching over the Queen's Blade. When it came to personal matters like the sex life of an individual, she was all up in your face.

"Principality, what I do in the mansion is none of your business." She hissed seeing the stern look from the powerful angel.

"You are romancing the King of Demons." The Head Angel told her darkly. "Do you understand the implications of your actions? You are a bad role model for these angels."

"That's still not your problem."

"It will be if your father gets involved."

"Then it's your duty to make sure he never finds out about my affairs." Palutena told her harshly. "You wouldn't want to end up the first angel to die if a war breaks out."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Why would I? You and I both know that it is best to remain silent and pretend you never saw me with Ganny."

Palutena really didn't want to deal with Zeus. If he can romance whoever he wanted, why couldn't she be with someone who was capable of changing for her sake?

Twins

In a competition in which twins face off against each other, it didn't take a genius to think that Pit and Dark Pit would win by default. Their circumstance was different from everyone else though. Dark Pit was only a clone of Pit, therefore he wasn't technically his twin. It was just easier to pass as his younger twin given Pit's history. The twins that were born together and had lived together were completely different. They may lack the twin telepathy the angel twins were blessed with, but they still had a strong bond.

Rob didn't believe that his bond with Robin was as strong as it was when they were children. Robin had drifted away from him near the end of the third war. Even when she was brought back to life, she still kept her distance from him in particular. And then Smash came around and the two were barely talking. Rob had to wonder why Pit would even suggest entering this competition to see who the best pair of twins was.

Robin would participate to rub in how great of an older sister she was. Rob would follow behind her. Never would Rob had imagined he would meet a pair of twins with similar but different dynamics.

"Tainyang and Sainyang…" Rob murmured as he already charged his tome when no one was looking. He would pull no punches against these lovely ladies. "Sounds Chinese…"

"Heh, you think you can beat us?" The more arrogant twin Tainyang spoke. "With how slow you two are, I honestly doubt that you can even keep up with me."

"You talk big for being a little girl." Robin said with a smirk. "Is that why you need your sister to act as a shield?"

"I'm a boy…" Sainyang muttered.

That was enough to deflect Robin's insult. Rob just snickered at the fact there was someone that was more feminine looking (and possibly more pathetic) than him.

"Hey, you think you can insult Sainyang's style of clothing and get away with it?" Tainyang asked darkly as she got into her battle stance. "We're both experienced exorcists. It won't take long to wipe the floor with you two."

"But we're the great tacticians." Robin added as she too assumed a battle stance. "Always three steps ahead."

"While never taking a step at all." Rob finished. He was being sarcastic, but there was so much truth in the statement.

"Exactly! We won't break a sweat!"

"Assuming we don't move…"

The playful banter was going to stop now. The stakes were high. Rob wasn't going to let his sister down again. The minute the referee said to start, Rob intended to make the first move.

"THORON!"

Ghost

There were complaints that there were ghosts haunting Smash Church. Even if it was Pit's job to handle the ghosts, he just asked Luigi if he could take the Poltergeist 5000 and suck up whatever ghost was messing with the poor nuns.

Melpha did not seem to mind that Pit was finding an excuse not to do his job as an angel captain again. She was just glad there was a kind exorcist like Luigi who was willing to do it.

"Thank you very much for your cooperation. God is looking down on you with a warm smile now."

Luigi laughed nervously at how kind Melpha was being. Granted, Melpha was the nice one in comparison to Sigui who was just awful to be around. Luigi just needed to find the ghost and get things done before he found himself entranced by her beauty along with her kindness.

Later on in the evening, the green plumber wondered if God was really looking out for him. In fact, he felt like God was laughing seeing as how the ghost that was messing around in the church was that stupid ghost puppy that gave him problems in the past.

"How cute." Melpha hummed seeing the ghost pup tackle Luigi to the ground and lick his cheek.

"Yeah…he's my doggie." Luigi replied with an awkward laugh. "Sorry."

Mother

Rosalina was rather surprised to hear that a mother was participating with her child in the Queen's Blade tournament. Granted, Rosalina joined Smash with the Luma who she treats like they are her children. She wanted to meet this mother who happened to be a retired blacksmith now. She had Alvis accompany her.

The Queen of the Cosmos felt like she was the only one who felt like she has just met the woman with the biggest breasts in the world. She glared at Alvis just to make sure he wouldn't insult her appearance. Cattleya's most noticeable feature were her breasts, but she also had a lot of muscle as well. It would explain why she was able to wield the large sword she had and her son easily in combat.

"Yes, do you need something?" Cattleya asked with a cute smile. "Oh, does your boyfriend need you me to craft a sword for his journey?"

"That is not necessary…" Alvis muttered. He was honestly at a loss of words of how to talk to this woman.

"Alvis, you do need a sword. You cannot just manifest one in your Homs form." Rosalina had told him.

"Yes but…"

"It is either Cattleya or Ymir…and I am certain you do not want that little dwarf mocking your inability to hold heavy objects in that body."

Alvis fidgeted at her comment, but allowed Rosalina to do the talking for her. Meanwhile, Alvis would stay in the distance where Rana was. Kal wanted to play with the young lad despite Alvis' protests. Rosalina and Cattleya smiled at their children happily playing together. Rana didn't have that many friends, so it was nice that a cute star child wanted to befriend him.

Elf

Compared to the other Heroes of Hyrule, the current Link was a fish out of water. Marth would say that this Link was more oblivious than the Link that was around during the first two tournaments. Zelda had suggested that Link get to know about other types of elves besides the Hylians in Hyrule.

This would result with following Pit around to help a forest elf that was trapped in the forest that was her home due to the curse of the Swamp Witch. The Golden Land had found a way to save her, so they wanted Pit to handle it for them.

The instructor Alleyne was a rather broken individual once Pit had gotten to her. Her home? Destroyed. Her people? Massacred by the Swamp Witch's army. The few remaining elves that were alive wanted her to retrieve an item that in the forest before throwing it out to them so they could start over, but this resulted in her getting caught by the plant and stuck as a prisoner for a long period of time. Those elves were already dead due to the Swamp Witch.

Link felt sorry for her and wanted to help. If Pit didn't want to comfort her, then he would.

Despair

Rob was the wrong target for Melona. She lucked out because he was the one with Grima inside of him. She needed the vessel that had the sleeping dragon in order to take his energy and transfer it to the Swamp Witch. This required Rob to enter a state of despair that would close his heart to everyone around him. It wasn't that hard for Melona to destroy him psychologically. The Minotaurs Melona had with her were enough. They touched his naked body, yanked at his hair and gave him wet kisses. Rob was incapable of running away with his fragile body. The Minotaurs held his body down while they had their way with him. No matter how much the white haired tactician cried for help, nobody came to save him. He refused to believe that he would be abandoned in this hellhole with the spider scorpion eating away at his energy the more he tried to hide his shame. The lich was the Swamp Witch that wanted to possess him and happily attached itself in between his legs originally before crawling up to his naked body.

"N-No…get away…" Rob cried weakly feeling his strength fade away completely.

"You cannot go to sleep." Melona hummed as she took a part of her slimy flesh and smacked him across the cheek. "Then again, these Minotaurs will screw you in your sleep too. You are not escaping from this pain until you submit."

"No please…let me go…" The tactician begged. Why couldn't he think of any strategies to get himself out? Oh…he already knew. He wasn't as great as his sister. His weapons were taken away from him when he was captured and he was in an unfamiliar place with no way to get help. He had considered appealing to Airi who knew Pit, but what good would that do?

The Minotaurs laughed as they yanked him out of the cold water again and threw him down on the ground. He let out a pathetic grown as he felt the weight of one of the demon's on top of him. His body trembled underneath the weight

"No…stop…"

"Just give it up already." Melona told him with a laugh. "I'm surprised you're still begging after eight hours. I would have expected you to surrender sooner."

"Is this Shulk supposed to save you?" Melona asked getting his attention. "Isn't he the one who can see the future?"

He didn't want to hear what the pink blob said next.

"If he can see the future, how come he hasn't come and saved you yet? Don't tell me he doesn't care for you!"

Rob shook his head in denial feeling tears he had tried to hold back slide down his eyelid. He already cried in pain once, but he tried to close off his heart and not give these malicious demons the satisfaction of seeing him in pain. The idea of Shulk abandoning him was a blow to his psyche.

"No…you're wrong…" Rob muttered. "Shulk will come…he will…"

"Keep telling yourself that. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment." Melona suddenly had an awful idea and slithered over to the white haired tactician. With her shape shifting powers, she morphed into Shulk causing Rob's to let out a startled cry. "Hey, Rob. You should give up now. I don't really feel like saving you."

Rob's heart was being yanked at this point. Airi glared at Melona for how disgusting she was being.

"You're not…Shulk…" Rob said in almost a whisper. "You're not him…"

"How can you say that when I'm right in front of you?" Melona asked with an evil smile on her face. "I'm telling you the truth. You're worthless trash and a terrible partner. You let me down more times than you can count, and you expect anyone to save you?"

"Shut up…"

"You can't do anything right. If I need help, I'll just go to your sister. No one actually cares for you. Chrom, Lucina, Robin…me…no one. You like to delude yourself into thinking you're important."

"Shut up…"

"But you're not. You're just a pathetic boy that has no place in this world. No one wants you. No one misses you. No one will grieve for you if you die."

"SHUT UP!"

If Rob was physically powerful, he would have been strong enough to push the Minotaur off and punch Melona for daring to impersonate the man he was in love with.

"How dare you slander Shulk you monster…" Rob growled getting Melona to frown at the insult. "You can't get anything right about him…not his looks. Not his appearance…not his smell…NOTHING! And you call yourself the woman of many faces!"

Melona had no problem ordering the Minotaur off of Rob just so she could push him down while still keeping Shulk's face. She wasn't going to let him talk down on her.

"So what if this isn't a perfect interpretation of your wonder boy." Melona mocked as she had her hand trail down the side of Rob's body causing him to flinch. "I'm still going to ruin how you view your perfect man."

"Shulk will come…" Rob told her again. "He will…I know he will."

"You can keep saying that like a mantra, but I know you won't have any hope left once I'm through with you."

The Minotaurs gathered around as their boss started to torment the poor tactician. The survival mantra wouldn't be enough for Rob. He needed Shulk at that moment…but he never came. The only Shulk engraved in his mind was Melona who had no problem assaulting him while maintaining the face of the seer.

Me: TBC with 8353 words.

Li: I didn't get that much interaction…unlike my twin.

Me: That's because you honestly only interact with Kaguya in comparison to Pit. Notes!

1. I think I already noted that Kaguya would be number three on who Dark Pit would pursue romantically. Lucina is first even if Kaguya was first because Lucina is his type. Reyn is second kind of because he tends to defy logic and the red string of fate kind of just extended to him. Kaguya is three if the above two don't get him because then the first person who has been with Dark Pit wins. Arachne's chances are only low because she's lesbian unless it's the mating season. Then she only wants Reyn.

2. Don't you love how Dark Pit is better at matchmaking than Pit? I put those two sections together just to show that Dark Pit knows who has good compatibility while Pit just throws random people at others. It would explain why Pit doesn't handle political problems with the angels well. I mean, Dark Pit knows what it's like to fall in love with someone while Pit is reminded daily of his engagement.

3. In the Gratitude section, the reason Arachne and Dark Pit aren't that upset that Reyn was dragged off to get married is because they found the situation humorous. Plus, they are not part of the rescue group. This story idea is listed as Bubble Tea and its Reyn/Ash friendship/bromance centric (and Ash is the one most concerned for Reyn's situation along with Shulk).

4. The Hypnotism section is from The Madness of the Minstrel idea I have (and still intend to write since this is the story after The Game of Love where Lana and Cia make up after their fight after the previous story). Lana's small crush and admiration of Dark Pit just booms in this story idea. And yes, Prism gets tricked by Despina to help her with the harem in exchange for information concerning his mother Eve. Prism is still in the dark about certain things about Eve after all and still has not been able to communicate with her.

5. I finally made a reference to The World Ends With You. The five heavens in my universe are Kid Icarus, Disgaea, Queen's Blade, Bayonetta/Devil May Cry and The World Ends With You. Underground is where the Reaper's Game takes place and the Realground is the human world of that universe. I decided this is where my four archangels are to justify their absence in a time of crisis in my stories. They're too busy playing Tin Pin.

6. The Mother section is based on the Alvis/Rosalina idea I had called Even Deities Have Flaws. It's based on the Alvis/Rosalina ficlet idea where Alvis lost half of his powers to the Swamp Witch minions and has to live as a Homs until the Smashers can track the wraiths down and get his power back. It means Alvis cannot manifest anything out of thin air though as a Homs, so he literally has to rely on Rosalina to take him to places.

7. The Elf section is based on Elvin Times idea on my page that is generally Pit/Link and is a post Mecha Galaxy scenario. That's the general plot for the story; saving Alleyne from the curse the Swamp Witch bestowed on her and hopefully have her become an ally in the long run against the Great Evil (it means having to tweak her memories after she's saved too). But seeing as how I'm not a Pit/Link shipper, you can expect sinister undertones in the story.

8. I end this chapter ficlet by revealing more of what happened in ID: Control. I admit that I was going to be disgusted with myself if I went into multiple chapters depicting the torture that Melona had put Rob through until he was possessed by the Swamp Witch. I feel like this is just the icing on the cake. Melona already turned into Chrom just to ruin Robin in the actual story, so she turns into Shulk to try to break him. It is working, but my Rob has a survival instinct where he will start repeating something to convince himself that it is true. I show that in my Robin ficlet where he tells Robin that even when caught by the goblins and how they're going to be shipped to the slave ring, he still believes Shulk will save him. Unfortunately, in Shopping Strip, this doesn't save him…seeing as how his savior was captured too.

That's it. Reviews are appreciated. Ja ne!

Li: Actually…there's a bonus below…

BONUS: Afterlife

"Uhh…where am I?"

"Why, hello, handsome?"

Kallian opened his eyes and looked around. All he saw around him was clouds…and the place was full of beautiful females. They all looked like High Entia except not quite. They had large white wings on their back and they were all staring at him with lustful eyes.

The High Entia prince was more concerned with why he was back to his normal appearance (with the sole exception being that he got two extra wings to match the winged creatures of the pink sky) and why this female kunoichi with no angel wings was hovering over him. He jumped away causing the ninja to laugh.

"You don't need to be scared, handsome. You're safe now. No more angst. No more despair. Just paradise."

"W-Where am I? Speak!"

"Shizuka's the name, and you're dead like me, handsome." The beautiful ninja said with a smirk. "I'm so glad the angels took me to this heaven. It's a female only section, but they were lenient to let you as the only man here."

Kallian's entire body trembled as he covered himself with his wings. He suddenly wanted to go back to sleep.

"Oh come on, handsome. I'll show you around and you can meet the other ladies here."

"I think I am fine here. Thank you for the offer."

Shizuka didn't take no for an answer. If Tomoe was around, she would have been able to stop her friend from teasing the newcomer. Without the reserved priestess, Shizuka was free to do what she wants once she made her final farewells. Now, she was going to drag an unwilling High Entia through heaven and he was going to like it.

Melia, I hope you are doing well. I feel like my life has taken a turn for the worse here. Kallian thought sadly to himself as the ninja proved stronger than him.