A\N:Ever since I saw When You Teach Tyzonn About Valentine's Day, I've been thinking about this. Thank you to Green Gallant for helping me with the idea! (This is not based on any experiance I have. Just so you know.)
TYZONN
Ow.
Why does my head hurt?
Why is Will in bed next to me?
I glance over, then shut my eyes. OWW! That's bright!
"Dude, don't move. You're killing my head." Will moans.
"Why are we sleeping together?" I ask blearily. I'm pretty sure that what I said means something strange, but for the life of me I can't think what.
"Because we were drunk last night. Shuddup." Will mutters.
I frown.
Oh, yes! Now I remember. St. Patrick's Day. You have to get drunk, Will said.
"Um, Will?" I ask.
"Shut up."
"When you said we have to get drunk for St. Patty's Day--"
"Shut up, green man." Why is that their nickname for me?
"Were we supposed to end up in bed?"
"Yes. Naked. Now shut up."
Oh.
Okay.
"Um, Will?"
"Tyzonn, I am gonna kill you so dead."
"Aren't we supposed to do this with a girl?"
Will groans. "You have so much to learn about getting drunk."