A/N: drabble of some sort. I have a few plans for revenge that I'll hopefully get written up within the hour, but I don't know if I'll get it up for another few days.
"Severus how about that closet over there?" Mrs. Weasley said pointing her wand towards a grimy looking door. Snape sneered.
"How about you—"
"I would think very carefully before you finish your sentence Severus Snape!" Mrs. Weasley warned, she was about fed up with the snarky man's attitude. He had done nothing but snap and gripe all day. His brooding was quickly out weighting his usefulness. Dumbledore could take him back for all she cared, she could do more with Sirius then she could with Snape.
"Now go over there and see what's in that closet!" Moodily and most definitely pouting Severus stalked up to the closest door with his wand aimed at the handle. With a few chosen words Severus had the door open and the tip of his wand lit. He cautiously took s few steps into the closet, only to be met by severely moth eaten coats and the stench of mold.
"Nothing a good cleansing charm couldn't—" Suddenly several nasty little Doxies shot out from the coats latching onto Severus and began dragging towards their nest among the racks.
"Molly!" Severus gasped out as one took a mouthful of his shoulder. Severus swung his wand and aimed a stinging hex at the vicious beast. It released him with a hiss.
"I'll get the repellant!' Mrs. Weasley yelled in a panic as two more Doxies attached themselves to Severus's wand arm.
"Damn you, you vile imps!" Severus swore. "I will destroy you all!" His magic flared out around him in a great burst just as a Doxie tried to close the door and lock him in. Not only did Severus's magic effectively eliminate any Doxie left on his person, but also blasted the door back open.
Severus stumbled from the closet, weak from his sudden release of magic and the Doxie venom slowly and painfully working it's way though his system. His legs became entangled in his own cloak and Severus fell forward out of the closet ungracefully. He hit the floor, his chin taking the brunt of the force and Severus was pretty sure that he had bitten a whole through his lip.
"Oh Severus! You've been bitten!" Molly said frantically rushing to Severus's side.
"Hey! Snivellus finally came out of the closet!" Sirius said merrily pointing to the wounded man. Severus looked up in horror and saw Sirius, Moody, Mr. Weasley, Tonks and Lupin standing in the door way. "And here we thought you found some sort of beast worthy of Hagrid's care! Never mind folks! Only Snivelly finally coming out!" Tonks giggled at her cousin's antics and Remus merely rolled his eyes. Mr. Weasley followed Moody who walked away muttering something about constant vigilance.
Heat rolled off of Severus's face in waves as he stood as gracefully as he could with his magical depletion, Doxie bits, a bleeding face, messed hair and ripped clothes. He refused aid from Mrs. Weasley— the man needed to keep some pride after all— Severus stalked from the room, still maintaining his dangerous demeanor.
Severus had had it, not even a bottle of phoenix tears was worth his pride and oh how he was going to get his revenge on that blasted mutt.
A/N: hope I could make you chukcle at lease, and to make this a point I hated having to torture Severus so, but hopefully he'll get he revenge like any true Slytherin would! Review if you feel compelled.