Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Jr.!
Chapter 1:Super Fist of the Nosehair!:Begin The Series!
It was another day In Bobobo Village,a Village named after everyone's afroed anime adventurer,Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
Four friends were playing Baseball.
The first looked exactly like Bobobo except with a red afro. Why? Because budget cuts. *Sobs.* He was the son of Bobobo,Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Jr.!
The next was a short pale-skinned girl with purple hair and thick round glasses. She was the daughter of Beauty,the Heroine and only sane woman of the original series.
The last two were PeanutButterGamer (PeanutButterGamer) and Konata Izumi (Lucky Star).
"BATTER UP!" Bobobo Jr. exclaimed,throwing the ball.
Unfortunately,he tossed it too hard and it hit Beauty Jr. in the gut,sending her flying.
She landed underwear-first on a tree branch.
"Why does this always happen to me?!" She whined.
She was soon helped down.
Yep. It was a nice day. Nothing could go wrong!
Suddenly,there was an explosion. Me and my big mouth!
Unexpectedly,a laser came flying at the quartet!
Luckily for them,Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo saw this and jumped in the way.
"DAD!" Bobobo Jr. gasped.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo smiled at his son as his hair was shaved off by a group of Slurpuff (Pokemon).
"NOOOOO!" Bobobo Jr. sobbed onto his father's body.
"HE'S NOT DEAD,JUST BALD!" Beauty Jr. screamed while making a face.
"Heh Heh Heh Hee." The leader of the attackers,Master Chen (Ninjago) laughed maniacally. Though to be honest that's not the best of evil laughs.
"The Chrome Dome Empire has reformed,and you're all DOOOOOOMED!" Chen shouted,viciously shaving everyone except the four main characters hair off.
"MOM! DAD!" Beauty Jr. screamed,seeing Her parents,Beauty and Gasser,get their heads shaved.
"Should we shave these four?" A Mooger (Power Rangers Samurai) asked Chen.
"No." Chen said. The four friends sighed in relief.
"KILL THEM!" Chen laughed. The four friends gasped as they were dragged off.
"W-WAIT! I WANT MY LAWYER!" Izumi sobbed.
"Oh ok." Chen said as A lawyer walked in.
"We're saved!" PBG cheered.
"Sorry I have no jurisdiction in this area." The lawyer said,walking off.
"WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF HIM COMING HERE THEN?!" Beauty Jr. snapped while making a face.
The four were thrown off a cliff into the River of Death! OK,who the heck names a river that?!
As they were swept away,they heard Chen's evil laughter and an explosion as the once peaceful village was blown to smithereens.
The next day...
The four friends woke up in a house.
"There! All healed!" Nurse Joy (Pokemon) smiled.
"Thanks! Now let's journey to defeat the Chrome Dome Empire!" Bobobo Jr. said,striking a pose.
The other three nodded.
And so begins our series!