A/N: Lots of pointless HSM VERSION BEDTIME STORUIES/. RR. WE made this like 1901290903804u89283478238 monthes agio but i found it so i'n going to put them up now! YAYY!
These r oneshots btw,
Ashley: Amy, tell me a bed-time story!
Amy: Okay... once a princess who was the prettiest blonde in the kingdom was named Giselle Bundchen.
Ashley: No! Not Victoria Secret Model Version! HSM VERSION, SILLY GOOSE!!
Amy: Ew, ok.
Ashley: Yeah! The Wonderful World of HSM!
Amy: On a sunny day that was sunny,there was princess Sharpay. Her and her twin brother Ryan ruled the kingdom. One of the slaves she had was named Gabriella. Gabriella was the slave brunnette. Sharpay did not like brunettes. Next store to them live the Prince Troy. Prince Troy and Princess Shar were in an arranged marriage. Sharpay loved Troy,but prince Troy actually had a thing for the maid, Gabi.
Ashley: Wait, I thought she was a slave? Get it straight.
Amy: He had a thing for the slave. So, Sharpay whipped her, and she got hurt, badly. Alas, she had a red ass and Sharpay laughed. Then Shar and Troy had sex.Then Shar found out she was going to have a baby. That was great for the beatiful princess, but Troy was already having sex he wanted to have with Gabi, in the slave dungon. So, Sharpay got angry and she sentence Gabi to death. Then Sharpay cried and Gabi died and Troy was unhappy and Sharpay was HAPPY and they raised there baby together.The End.
Ashley: That was to dark. Here I re-wrote, Sharpay laughed and Gabi laughed and both ditched Troy and made out. OMG, I just wrote femslash, ahhh!
GOODNIGHT!
N/a: SRY that was litke the shortest of shortness orf short possible...